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Cotswold Farm Park

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Everywhere

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März, 2003 - Aktuell

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• Wiered Glawster facts (read this if you from Glawstershire)

  Lol So I'm From Cheltenham (In Gloucestershire) And I Found This
  Scary Thing Is.... I Actually Talk Like This
  
  WELCOME TO GLAWSTER
  
  The first point all visitors must learn is that this is not Gloucester at
  all but Glawster, and is situated north of Bristow and south of Chewksbree
  and Burmagum.
  
  The accent is simple and easy to follow, provided you cut out this article
  and keep it about your person at all times during your visit. First,
  transport hints for traveling during your visit here.
  
  The best way to get around Gloucester is aboard a large vehicle called a
  buzz. These are found at buzz tops. At a buzz top you ketch yer Buzz.
  
  ATTRACTIONS
  Once in the City Centre, known as Up the Town, attractions include the
  PoStoffice where you can buy post lorders, stamps etc. Ladies queuing in
  front of you may be holding children in their arms. These are known as
  babbiz.
  
  The Po Stoffice is open all week Mundee to Sardee, but never on a
  Sundee.The same is true of Omes Tores, and the well-known Sainsbriz.
  
  Next, food - the correct way of saying hungry is: 'Ant add nutten teat all
  day' - a suitable reply is 'Ant ya?'
  To satisfy your hunger you have to find a place where you can get summit
  teat.When you find one, you say 'yer tiz'.
  If its a self-service place you greet the owner with the phrase -'ow
  be?',he will reply, 'Notsa bad, an you?'
  Indicate the food you want by saying, 'i'll ave some 'o' them chips'. You
  should always say them instead of 'those' and 'er' instead of 'she'. Hence
  the phrase 'Er et all them elvers on Sardee'.
  
  Similarly 'im is used instead of 'it'. For example, 'werz me wheelbarra?
  I ad im yesde.'
  
  Questions begin with the words:- Wer? OOOO? Ow? etc.
  Answers are Tis (positive) and Tent (Negative). The word 'yes' has been
  abolished in Glawster and replaced by 'Aah'.
  
  If a local is not certain whether a thing 'tis' or 'tent' he will be
  non-committal and say 'spexso, praps, or spose'.
  
  In Gloucester you must remember that you never go TO a place but UP it. So
  you should say 'up the doctors', 'up the library', ' up the vets' and 'up
  the bingo'. Housewives are often to be seen going up the shops
  
  Occasionally, words are added to the end of a sentence to form a question
  such as 'ennit'. Example 'Good up yer ennit?'. Another such word is
  'cannus', as in 'can't do tall at once cannus?'.
  
  Quite often the word 'mind' is added at the end of a sentence for
  emphasis. For example if someone asks you where you are going , you would
  reply: A up town mind
  
  The word 'mind' is often used in rugby context for instance: 'ees a big un
  mind' or 'played well mind' (note rugby is the most widely worshiped
  religion in Glawster.)
  
  COMPLIMENT
  People and things you like should be referred to as 'proper good'.
  You also use the word 'proper' when you want to emphasise another word, as
  'Them cockles was proper tasty'. Strangely, you can be 'proper drunk'
  and a 'proper devil' too.
  
  If you stop likeing someone then you have 'gawn awf' them. Mouldy cheese
  is also described as 'gawn awf'. If during your visit your health goes awf,
  be sure to get a doctors sustiffcut.
  
  The highest compliment you can pay to people you are fond of is to
  describe them as 'dead good', 'dead generous' etc. A cheerful youngster is
  a 'dead appy babee'. It is also possible to be dead lively and dead awake.
  
  Now try these for practice:-
  
  I sin im yesdee
  Me babbiz lost her at.
  Tent right . Tis! Praps, praps not.
  Givus un yer.
  Werya bin? - Werja think?
  
  Preferably this should be done late at night, to the noise of car doors
  slamming and the sound should be loud enough to carry four times around
  the block.To your 'Ta-laas' they will shout the traditional Gloucester
  phrase,'Seeya gen'.

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• COLIN MCRAE - RIP

  IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF MANY NOW AMONGST THE STARS
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• Wisdom - that weired thing that everyone listens to, and is mainly righly 99% of the time!

  A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
  If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
  Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
  It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
  Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
  It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
  Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.
  Reach for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars.
  Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it.
  Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
  lock my desk and go home and stay there.--Dorothy De Zouche
  How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?--Paul Sweeney
  Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm--Malayan proverb
  

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