Bonjourno my beauties!

As you know we’re quite a way through the summer season and the sun has finally come out, thank the fashion gods! That means lunch alfresco, smiling faces and legs on display. Having just returned from sunning myself in Milano, I’ve been out and about with my new Ray Ban wayfarers to police the countries style and make sure you haven’t lost your heads while I’ve been away. But WAIT.… all the gorgeous people I found were looking very glam in the sunshine, not a pair of Jesus sandals (vom) in sight. Somebody’s been listening to Pretty boy!

Before autumn sets in, follow these tips to make sure you’re sizzling for the rest of August, even if the sun’s not:

- We all know heels are a girl’s best friend and what better way to show off your fabulous legs than with a pair of gorgeous wedges, or if you’re brave some skyscraper platforms. Pain is beauty!

- Avoid the sunbeds – faking it is soooo 2009. Johnsons Holiday Skin is perfect for no streaks and a gradual (non-tango) tan. And you won’t be looking like last seasons Chloe handbag before you reach 30!

- To give your outfit a little something extra check out headbands (hippy style) from Accessorise, or if all those ice creams and days out have left you skint experiment with some ribbon. Cheap as chips!

- If you’re still waiting to scoot off on your hols, a gorgeous scarf is a must have. Not only does it keep you looking stylish at the airport, it doubles up as a blanket on the plane to keep you fresh for arrival.

- Show off your perfect pins in a pair of gorgeous hotpants from Topshop. Starting from just £6 they are for all budgets. Don’t forget the sales are going strong so keep an eye out for a bargain. That means more pennies for shopping!

- Don’t be going ANYWHERE with fuzz on those legs, slap on some Nair Pretty. It’s quick, easy and keeps your legs in tip top condition for those minis. We know no one likes the yeti look!

Whilst on my wonders I’ve noticed you’re smashing trends quicker than Posh changes her outfit. Let me know if you’re debut-ing a fashion first and I’ll check your profile to see just how fabulous you look!

Keep checking my profile for my next blog when I’ll be drumming in what’s hot and what’s definitely not for autumn.

Till then my lovelies, PB x

Hope all you lovely lads and lasses are having a totally fabulous day.

Now, you know me, I’m not one to judge, but now the sun’s come out I’ve been noticing a few fashion crimes being committed right under my very nose! Avoid the following at all costs…

• OK, the obvious one, hairy legs and armpits. Get the Nair Pretty out and get them sorted pronto. The yeti look is so not in this season. And the beauty of Nair is, it lasts loads longer than shaving, so is perfect for going on your hols.

• Waaaaay too much make up on the beach. Keep it simple ladies – some waterproof mascara and lipgloss is all you need, with perhaps a subtle smudge of a pearly shade on your eyes (Clinique’s Quick Eyes is a good one and will stay on in the sea or pool)

• Sunburn! Yuck. Remember, you can still get burnt even if it’s cloudy, so avoid the lobster look by slapping on the suncream – at least factor 15. Some brands, like Piz Buin, now do ones that last up to 6 hours so you don’t have to faff about with reapplying so often (unless you’re going in the water).

• Dodgy tan lines. Gladiator sandals may be hot this year, but white criss cross marks up your legs definitely aren’t. Definitely something to bear in mind when you’re getting dressed on a hot day!!

• Manky feet. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – get those hard-skinned hooves sorted pronto!

• Ugg boots. Ladies, they may be comfy and snugly in the winter, but in case you hadn’t noticed, it’s now summer. Time to hide them in the back of your wardrobe for a wee while.

• Too much flesh on parade. Now I’m all for showing a bit of skin, but go for one area at a time – legs and cleavage and stomach all in one go is waaay too much.

Now get out there and enjoy the sunshine while it lasts!
PB xx

OK peeps, a lot of you have been messaging me asking about relationship advice. So, I thought I’d share my wit ‘n’ wisdom with you all!!

Getting dumped is never fun. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s even happened to me before, so you’re totally not alone!! So if some no-good boy does the dirty on you, here are my top tips for getting over him...

Step 1. Cry. Seriously, you’ve gotta get it all out.

Step 2. Stop crying, that’s enough now - yuck, you’re all snotty. Grab a big bar of choccie and your bezzie girlfriends instead and remember all the worst things about him. It’s important your mates get involved too - even if they pretended to like him while you were together there are bound to be things about him that really got on their wick.

Step 3. It’s time to face the outside world, and to do this you need 2 B lookin’ your absolutely GORGEOUS best. Get a new haircut or colour, have a makeover done by one of those nice ladies in a department store, buy yourself some nice new clothes - anything to make you feel HOT with a capital H-O-T. Oh, and don’t forget to de-fuzz with Nair Pretty to avoid any embarrassing stubbly situations! You’ll have smooth skin for so much longer than shaving.

Step 4. Get those girlies back together again and hit the town 4 a fun evening out. There are bound 2 B a few cute guys who catch your eye - a bit of flirting’s fine, but remember, you’re not ready for anything else yet. Just enjoy being free ‘n’ fabulous.

Step 5. Suddenly realise you’re like, so completely better off without that pig!!!!

Well I hope that works for you my lovelies. More to come soon.

Loving you all, PB x