This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new blog post

Thursday 9th of october- order presents from early learning centre. DONE

Friday 16th october- ordered Jamie's kitchen and kevin 2 presents DONE

Thursday october 22nd- order stuff for jamie from elc DONE

Thursday 5th of November- order stuff from next DONE

some stressfull but cant wait Only got to order 2 birthday and only 3 christmas presents oh and the battery operated car

Thursday 12th november- order argos DONE

Wednesday 25th November- Accidently order another thing for jamie lol

Thursday 26th november- pay littlewoods

Thursday 3rd December- get wolworths


decided on not getting the 4x4 car for jamie bloody real car got in the way hopefully get in middle o next year x

So wish was this time next month everything will be home and wrapped decorations will be going up jamie is going to love his birthday and christmas this year going to get so spoilt x

How big is your bed?
double

Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
nope

Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Nope

Last Movie you Watched?
the express

Piercings?
yup, my ears, tongue and eyebrow

Favorite football team?
Hate football!

What were you doing before filling this out?
reading it off a friends page

Have any pets?
onee fish

Ever been in love?
Yeah

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Occasionally....hey...i have a baby

Did you get enough sleep last night?
no

First thing you thought about this morning?
more...sleep...turn

What do you have handy at your bedside?


3 things you cant live without?
Friends,Family, mobilr phone

What are you afraid of?
Losing my family

Are you a giver or a taker?
bit of both

Who is your mobile provider?
vodafone

What are the things you always take with you?
Phone, keys, kids

The colour of your bedsheets?
Blue

Last person you were on the phone to?
My mum

Last text you received?
from mum

Oldest text in your phone & who sent it?
CRaig - 27/12/08

Newest text in your phone & who sent it?
Isn't that same Q from above?!!!

Total Call time
dunno, can't be bothered looking

Total Out going calls
see above

Number of Photos on your phone?
30

Current phone balance?
don't have a balance, have a contract instead

Last time you cried?
few days ago, was watching a movie

Have you ever bought condoms?
Duh!!! Of course

Ever kissed someone and regretted it?
nope

What brand of shirt are you wearing?
it ain't branded

Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
Yeah lol

Last time you saw your dad?
last year

What are you listening to right now?
m*a*s*h

Who's getting on your nerves right now?
No one right now

Most visited webpage?
bebo

Last item of clothing you borrowed from someone?
no one recently, they're damn skinnier than me

What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping i think

Where's the last place you went?
out driving

Who was the last person you sat next to?
kevin

Ever been in a violent relationship?
no

Who's the last person you revealed a secret to?
prob sarah

What is your longest relationship?
the 1 i'm in now

Who's making you happiest right now?
friends, family

Ever been in a fist fight?
thankfully, no

Did you win?
how can i win a fight when i haven't been in 1

What colour's your toothbrush?
purple & White

Do you have any bad habits?
yes smoking

What are you doing this weekend?
hoping to relax but hard with a 1year old

What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
my duvet cover

Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with J?
no

What things would you not tolerate in a relationship?
nastyness

Ever eaten something that you're not supposed to?
Such as what?!!

How long have you had your Bebo for?
it tells you at the top

Ever given a random number for your phone number?
No

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
a chocolate

Who's number one in your top friends and why?
my mum

Who's the top member of the opposite sex in your top friends?
my brother

Would you make a good parent?
I already am

Do you like cops?
they are here t protect ppl so yeah

Have you been to the movies in the last 5days?
Nope

Why did you get mad at the last person you were mad at?
kevin ans no saying lol

Night or day?
Night

Are your parents married?
Not anymore...