Brett
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Hombre, 43,
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- de Western AUSTRALIA
- Situación sentimental: En pareja
- Accesos al perfil: 176
- Miembro desde: June 2007
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- Average Bloke with GOOD Heart & intentions. Honest to all HEART & TRUTH in GODs LOVE.
The Bathtub
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the director what the criterion was which
defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub,
and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a
bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger
than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" said the director, "A normal person would
pull the plug. Do you want a room with or
without a view?"
Another Blondie Joke
Did you hear about the two blonds that walked
into a building?
You'd think they would have seen it. - Music
- Oingo Boingo & Devo and everything that I understand and is professionally LOUD ! Method and creation of a LIFE story, Basically.
- FireFly
- Sci Fi & Action
- Sports are done not sitting down looking
- NUP
- Scared Of
- Being misunderstood, Cons and being lied to.
- Happiest When
- With Friends or helping those in real need.
- Wisdom
- An honest Heart is so rare & valued, waiting for a spiritual SOUL MATE as I know You are out there.
- What I Know !!!
- How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:-
1. a friend 2. a companion
3. a lover 4. a brother
5. a father 6. a master
7. a chef 8. an electrician
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
11. a mechanic 12. a decorator
13. a stylist 14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer 20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic
25. athletic 26. warm
27. attentive 28. gallant
29. intelligent 30. funny
31. creative 32. tender
33. strong 34. understanding
35. tolerant 36. prudent
37. ambitious 38. capable
39. courageous 40. determined
41. true 42. dependable
43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:-
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:-
51. Give her lots of attention!!! :-)
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| Are you scared of creepy creatures? | : N |
| Are you scared of cockroaches? | : N |
| Do you get scared in the dark? | : N |
| What is your favorite day of the week? | : All |
| Your dream car | : Wing doors |
| Your dream vacation | : Beach & Bush Billabong |
| In your next birth, you would love to be | : Me |
| In your past birth, you must have been | : UnBorn |
| Your favorite pizza topping is | : Cheese & More Cheese |
| How many kids do you want to have? | : 2-3 |
| Last TV channel you watched | : 9 months ago! Ads Sh!t Me |
| What are you wearing right now? | : Warm cloths and Smile |
| What do you wear at night in bed? | : Lonlyness :-( |
| Your favorite toy in childhood | : Dragster PushBike |
| How many teeth do you have? | : All intact, need cleaning |
| When did you last visit the dentist? | : Late 20th Century $$$ |
| Which toothpaste do you use? | : Natural |
| Your preferred toilet paper brand | : Soft BUTT strong |
| Three things you can | : Me, Oxygen&True LOVE! |
| If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be | : Call Me! Lets do it LOL! |
| Your dream celebrity date | : Warm Heart&Face with Smile? |
| Do you believe in aliens? | : Which one's? |
| Do you believe in ghosts and such? | : Only what I have seen 0-0 |
| Favorite cocktail | : Black Russian |
| Favorite fruit | : Kenny Everett RESPECT |
| Favorite flower | : The one YOU give to Me |
| Have you puked at a party? | : In the right place Yes |
| You would love to get a tattoo done on your | : No,Nup,Never! |
| Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? | : Who has not I ask? |
| Do you cry easily? | : I'm Deep! YES;-) |
| Do you swear a lot? | : FcuK No Smurfing Way |
| Favorite body part in the opposite sex | : My Drooling Mouth,In the? |
| Corniest pickup line used by you on someone | : Hello! How are You? |
| Corniest pickup line someone used on you | : Did They? What? |
| What | : The Professer |
| What | : Brett'0 |
| Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? | : 7,342,654,245,345 Times |
| The food you hate to eat | : Goat Food Grass clippings |
| Your favorite breakfast cereal | : Go figure! FRUIT LOOPs |
| Do you have any pets? | : Wish I had a Lion |
| If yes, describe your pets | : Cat one day! |
| Which is your favorite holiday? | : The next one comming |
| Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? | : I'm doing this QUIZ, YEP |
| Ever been in a car accident? | : A GOOD ONEs |
| The boy band you secretly listen to | : bay city rollers+Rick Springfield |
| The body part you would love to get pierced | : Toe Nails |
| When did you last diet to lose weight? | : Never had to ever |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? | : Try to sleep =-/ |
| Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? | : No, just radio |
| Are you in love with someone these days? | : Only GOD ! |
| Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? | : To make Her Aware Yep! |
| Has anyone slapped you on the face? | : Kick to nuts at 7 count? |
| What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? | : Black trackys |
| Which is your favorite underwear brand? | : Clean and warm |
| What is your favorite denim brand? | : Prototypes SYD |
| If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be | : Leather& MORE |
| Your first cell phone was | : My first Mobile "DER" |
| Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? | : Any is GOOD |
| Are you a sensitive person? | : As Water and the Wind |
| Would you go for a one night stand? | : Been there&never again! |
| The romantic movie you like most | : Wall E |
| The action movie you like most | : Erasure |
| Do you believe in heaven and hell? | : One of them as You May? |
| Which is your most memorable trip with friends? | : All in Morton Bay TEEN |
| Which newspaper do you read daily? | : InterNet SAVE TREEs |
| The magazines you like to read | : Tec, Comody&YouTube's |
| Your first job was | : Strapper "Horses |
| Did you have a best friend in school? | : Still do 30+Years |
| Which email service do you use most? | : Hotmail of course! |
| Have you ever walked to save money? | : Heaps, Shoes are Cheap |
| Where do you shop for clothes? | : AnyWhere on Sale |
| What was your pocket money as a kid? | : Earn by Home Dutys |
| Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? | : Call Me, You will know! |
| Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? | : I Hate LOVin It :-P |
| If yes, do you have too much free time? | : For a Friend Yes Always |
| One memory you wish you could erase | : What I just Thourght DAM |
| Any sport, you are really good at | : Sweat any way Possiable |
| In your purse, you keep a photo of | : What Purse Ducky! NO. |
| Do you take any medicine daily? | : FooD Yum Yum |
| Have you ever lied about your age? | : No! Why? No EGO here |
| The last person you kissed was | : My MuM Ohhh Dear MuM |
| The last country you visited | : This one, AUSTRALIA |
| Do you need music while you are studying? | : YES AND POWERFUL |
| A song you loved as a kid | : Picking Up Pebbles Mat Flinders |
| Any kiddie song you still remember | : Too many memorys :-) |
| Habits you hate in others | : No REAL TRUTH REPLY |
| On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? | : 0 Was Fun Hee Hee |
| One habit of yours, you wish you could change? | : Smoking Rollies |
| Do you brush twice a day? | : Brush What?Hair,Teeth? |
| How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? | : Open My EYEs, READY! |
| Are you a day person or a night person? | : What time is it, BOTH |
| Your favorite cartoon character | : Astro Boy RETRO |
| Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? | : Apart from now?, YES! |
| Any word or sentence you repeat often | : Yes & No, Maybe? |
| Describe your computer monitor | : Big screen&plesant image |
| One book you are dying to read | : Next to My Bed |
| One movie you are dying to see | : Transporter3&Crank2 |
| One music album you are dying to hear | : Got em all and Growing |
| How much time did you take to complete this survey? | : Have no watch to know |
| Don | : What? This? NUP ! |
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My result is: You're CRAZY!!! :P
You're a very happy person and you love hanging out with your friends. You don't care what anyone says about you and you always find the bright side in situations. You love to laugh and you and your CRAZY friends are always happy no matter what.
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| Lucky Color: | Aubergine |
| Personality Strengths: | Charisma, Courage |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Impulsiveness |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Raunchy |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | domineering, daring |
| Description: | |
| The quintessential dreamer - your head is always in the clouds. You dream big and think different - and want to truly achieve something great in your lifetime. You are highly motivated and driven, while surprisingly laid-back and fun-loving at the same time. | |
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My result is: Pure Angel
You help others because The Almighty told you to. Your wings are all white and you never make a mistake or sin. You are among the ones who rule the clouds.
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right here pal !!! had a few family problems but things ok now hows u ? xxx
Hey Brett Thanx 4 ur mail How u doing?
Hi Thanx 4 the add How r u? Hope ur having a good weekend Take care chat soon x
THINKING ABOUT U HOPE ALL ARE SAFE TAKE CARE XXXX
hi brett, have a fab wkend!!!!!!!!!!!!!x
Hi Brett! i C U like pussy!x.x.x.x
Dog love.r meself.I`v got Yorkie`s
They miteawel B cats.dat small!!
good day mate,just thought id say hello!! i'm off to work, speak to u later have a fab day!!! i have dentist this afto, aargh! x