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hello. Thank you for driving me places.

i hear that alternators r 4 kids lol

shit that's me!

ahahaha the bassist in that cruise control video starts in the wrong key, what a joke

the virgin convertion flouts!!

haha u shod buy it den. il do swaps wit ya

bro iv come to my senses and im keeping da cruiser

aw i cant wait to see you!
do you know ive forgotten what you look like?
its like your just a little man in the computer who always talks to me

kidding but i bet you've changed, mum says you've got a mangina now?

so you cant bebo me anymore!
fuck that.
im gonna bebo you anyway, then just answer myself.
it will be like talking to myself through you.
which sounds pretty sweet to me.

im sure kirst will be well disappointed she's tanned.
(pfffft)

ive saved about a grand, but im pretty sure i lost my last pay packet.
wops.

you better come round to my house lots anyway, or else my mum will miss you lol
i already miss you so nothing will change there.
but you mess with mum and you mess with the wright household mafia, lead by fat eddie.

awwww SWEET i can just call it a BBQ (AT ANDYS!!)
cant wait for some gnarly sausages!

mayne can you tell kirsty she sucks.
cos shes going to aus and she KNOWS ive just been to england and shes gonna come back tanned and meet me at the airport all TANNED and ill be vaguely transparent and look even more pasty next to her.
so can you tell her that for me?
and also tell everyone to douse themselves with talcum powder before they come so that i feel like im not foreign.

less than 2 weeks!
my last day of work today (whoopeeee)
then sweet FA for a week or so then a heart scrappingly soul squashing flight then im home!
cant wait! i is SUPER EXCITED
i wise man from the pub told me a way to make it through the flight.
get mashed. then he turned his old grey head away....
and fell asleep on the bar.
what a guy.

as long as you guys are there i dont care where we are!
we could be in a tent in my backyard and we'd have a hoot!

na not bebo connected with him but wish i was! (cough)

ha mighty boosh, im bringing back the live show with me,
i was crying with laughter its so funny!

i have already been invited to be an exhibitionist by biddy, so could we incorporate that with being lazy? perfect.


i cannot WAIT to come home, these last days are dragging!!!!

ha! rick. aw bless him.

ive got a mighty boosh tshirt now too!

im glad being lazy is working out for ya.
so whats the crack with new years?

I KNOW!
its bad enough me loosing things, what happens in the world when the people who find it loose it too? the world ends, thats what.
(in case you wondered...didnt want to leave you hanging.)

i have a bunnings tshirt, its with the warehouse and briscoes tshirt.


as long as you dont smell like you did after rowing
that was naaaaasty.
lol

yeah! i rubbed that in my aussie flat mates FACE!
it was wikid cos he's always paying me out for shagging sheep.

(which by the way is the welsh)

i dont know what time ?
ask mum

haha. Cheers bro.
Ill give you more.