[edit] Top Ten Ways to be the Perfect Asian Kid
10. Aspire to be a brain surgeon (Or a scientist...or a doctor...or a lawyer...or an engineer)
9. Go to a prestigious Ivy League University and win enough scholarship money to pay for it.
8. Go against your family and listen to rap music. 50 uhhhhhhh....Also you must stay out all night on senior although the Asian mother wanted you home at 8:25.
7. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges. Then attend each one and be the valedictorian for each class or kill yourself for all of the horrible, horrible shame you have brought on your family name.
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the phone.
5. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children.
4. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 20 miles to school without shoes and the one where they say that they only got to eat meat on Chinese New Year.
3. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer. Before the age of 5.
2. Score a perfect 1600 (or 2400 (or 3200)) on the SAT.
1. Have four hobbies: Studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying (sports are optional). (You must detest Video Games (except DDR) and Internet Browsing, unless you are Japanese, in which case your parents want you to follow in their footsteps, and masturbate to hentai 24:7 or eat a blue whale by the age of 10).

1.
david yan: if ur a digimon u wud be koreanmon
kwan: and u wud be fatmon
2.
kwan: the world revolves around me
3.
kwan: im johnny kim and i have a 40 inch ock and i like tight pussies
4.
david yan: no
kwan: ...cuz im too sexy for u
5.
kwan: the world revolves around me and if i die, time wud stop and if ppl are having sex they wud freeze like that
6.
kwan: ur gay
7.
kwan: everythings attracted to me
8.
kwan: fuck u
david yan: u wanna fuck me??
kwan: no im too sexy for u
9.
kwan: DAVID YAN!!!!1!!!!!!@2!!
10.
kwan: i know u want me
11.
kwan: im not fat
12. (not a johnny kim saying)
rui: i lost my virginity to david yan =0
13.
kwan: i wanna anal u so bad
14.
david yan: stop touching me!!
kwan: but u like it
15.
kwan: hey look at my dick
bradly: SHIT
(wasnt really his dick)
enjoy
16. (POTC )
sparrow: wat r u doing?
barbossa: wat arrr u doing?
(that repeat that for like 5 minutes)
sparrow: im the captain of the ship..
barboss: no, i be the captain of this ship
sparow: this is MY ship
babossa: these be my charts
sparrow: that makes you .. chart-man.
barbossa: o.O

Not much to say.
stolen from matthew:
How Asian are you?
azness test
The "How Asian Are You?" Survey

Rules: [x] is 1 point

[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[x] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc at school a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language?
[x] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? (whats a gpa...?)
Total: 8

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sms/email/bebo have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 6

[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[x] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 8

[x] Are you a very good artist?
[x] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile? (EWWW)
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 9

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (waste of time)
[ ] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have Black eyez???
Total : 7

78% azn?
=)

Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness.
wow 66 percent asian
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