Sunday nights at Victoria's
Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.

Drinks from 1.50
FREE CD for everyone
guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

It's gonna be huge! x

Rhiannon. Triple dated oot yer nut?! Did you have lovely time? Back to the grind... x

who are all these rude willards below? "i don't want anybody else..............................
 ............" eewgh. can we have lunch soon please? hungry willard over and out x

Hi Lovely!!!
Said I'd leave you a wee bebo for you to read when you hit the land of dreams! Lucky girl, cabin fever has got WORSE than ever. It won't stop raining!!!!! Had to watch Radiohead in the rain, was still awesome, but lord, was I curly afterwards. And drunk. Too drunk if I'm perfectly honest with you.
Keep me updated, maybe I can live through you whilst stuck in a dreary office somewhere? Lots of love x

Long time no Rhi I still have your puffy underskirt which i should have returned to you about 6 months ago- sorry about that- when are you leaving Glasgow? Coming to kusion for dancingmania on thursday?! I SURRRRRRRRE hope so. Love x

tauche. pretty sure you will be at dannys on fri night yeah? the girls are meeting for pizza in beer hall at 8pm. just incase you felt i wasnt inviting you, you are invited but i think you will be in lockerbie x p.s get it in get it in get in. twork?

willard- ex-communication? not good. are you just visiting danny + parentals? hope you're having a nice time. sunny times yesterday? i think so. mildly burnt on my arms. eeek. how was sex and the city? i havnt seen it. no surprises there. how is ayr? i hope its ok. monklands is 1/10. no joke. maybe 0.5/10. il come to ayr and visit. are you well? i miss you. and your ginger ways. oh i was rapping alright in that photo. rapping like a chicken rap. over and out willard xxxxx p.s ive seen some AWESOME taches x

willard. i am at a bladder cancer low. this is dull. dry. dry as a bone. i a losing the will to keep going. post-coital cupboard? not helping. not helping one little bit. embolus. i'll be here for a night and a day, a night and a day, a night and a day, and a night and a day x

24th- yaas. Yup they've started... i'm 'in the thick of it' up the creek without a paddle, sinking like a... a duck out of water? Thats definitely the wrong saying! Had one on thurs and have numero 2 on monday- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but then its... summer! Woohoo! Glad to hear that you're enjoying the sunshine- there should be no complaints coz its simply wonderful. Ice cream in the park... what i would do... NOT PSF with knees... i don't think i'd stoop that low... don't think he could stoop that low- not with knees like that. Poor old knees. Knees up on the 24th. I'm there x

Rhi! How are you? Enjoying this weather? It so lovely... brings a smile to my face! When are your birthday celebrations happening again... need to get working on the costumery!! x

all wrong (see above).........was that message to yourself? buy me a handlebar tache- then i can put my pen and pad on it and not drop it every 2 seconds. lost another earring this morning......i cant handle this only one earring malarky. nothing more useless than one earrning. well- a man with no tache. thats useless also. about to start my case (case of the ex? di....di di di di di..di di) you coming for coffeee/drink tomorrow? if its sunny we could sit outside (lets go outside, lets gooo outside.....) yes george micheal was talking about us in that song. kite? yes. i think you can buy cheaps ones in tesco. you can buy a cheap anything in tesco. why am i a creep?x

you're pretty much my husband. will you carry my bags in the airport when we go on holiday? kisses xxxx

rhi, how you holding up with the thunder? i no you feel my pain. hiding behind the sofa doesnt feel quite so safe when im alone........

tea next week? i promise i wont cry xxxxxxxxxxxx

wonderful. it's like watching my future. except i'll maybe rip my wedding dress off to reveal a glittery leotard..with 'bride' written in diamontes. classy. anyway....off to find my identification. grrrrr. xxxx