1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

No cheating!


What does next month have in store for me?
She - Green Day

What's my love life like?
American Idiot - Green Day

What do I say when life gets hard?
THe Songs That We Sing - Charlotte Gainsbourg

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Somewhere Over THe Rainbow - Rufus Wainwright

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Above Ground - Norah Jones

What do you want as a career?
Unplayed Piano - Damien Rice

Your favourite saying?
Money - Jamelia

Favourite place?
Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson

What do you think of your parents?
When You're Good To Mama -Queen Latifah

What's your Pornstar name?
Why Didn't You Call Me - Macy Gray

Where would you go on a first date?
Dangerously In Love - Destiny's Child

Drug of choice?
Promiscuous Girl - Nelly Furtado

Describe yourself:
Smoking Cigarettes - Tweet

What is the thing i like doing most?
Luxerious - Gwen Stefani

The song that best describes my school principal?
Famous last words - My Chemical Romance

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Sunday bloody Sunday - U2

How will I die?
Rebel Prince - Rufus Wainwright

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I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues to my Master Plan in the form of riddles for my enemies to find.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as often as possible instead of holding it in reserve.

I will only employ assassins and bounty hunters that work for "the money". Those who work for "the thrill of the hunt" tend to do stupid things, like even the odds to give their victim a sporting chance.

I will never utter the sentence "Before I kill you, you should know…"

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the mountain of despair beyond the river of fire guarded by the dragons of eternity. It will be locked up in my safe-deposit box. The same can be said for the artifact that is my one vulnerability.

I will not order my Trusted Lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me... I will do it myself. With my bare hands.

My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped to come into power, will not be secretly kept imprisoned anonymously in a cell in my dungeon. He will be killed as soon as my coronation is over.

My stronghold won't have a self-destruct device unless it is absolutely necessary. If a self-destruct device turns out to be necessary, a big red button marked "Danger! Do not push!" will not activate it. The big red button marked "Danger! Do not push!" will instead trigger a spray of bullets onto anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, no on/off switches in my control room will be labeled as such.

I will not employ devious schemes that involve the band of heroes actually making it into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.


Shooting is not "too good" for my enemies

I will not interrogate my enemies in my inner sanctum. A small hotel room located well outside the borders of my kingdom works just as well and has the benefits of privacy and intimacy. After the interrogation, I will shoot them.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament to show my superiority. I will shoot them.

If one of my enemies says, "Look, before you kill us, will you at least tell us what this is all about?" I will say "No." And then I will shoot them.

My doomsday device will not employ a large red digital countdown device unless it is absolutely necessary. If a countdown device proves to be necessary, the doomsday device will be set to activate when the counter reaches 00:10:00, rather than 00:00:00.

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear, space-age-plastic faceplates that allow the troopers to see clearly, and allow others to identify the trooper by sight with ease

I will never design and build a sentient computer that is smarter than I am

Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, I will design all of my personal sidearms to fire one more bullet than is standard.

If my chief engineer displeases me, he will be shot. He will not be kept prisoner inside the very dungeon he designed.

My force field generators will be located inside the force field they generate.

My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

My Legions of Terror will be trained so that if they burst into rebel headquarters and find it empty except for a strange, blinking device, they will not approach it to investigate. Rather they will run like hell.

If I have massive computer systems, I will take as least as many precautions as a small business and include such things as virus-scans, firewalls, and other common security measures.