Garrett Connolly
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- Me, Myself, and I
- "Did you hear that the scrubber and the wagon were plastered last night and ended up in a mill? It was deadly."
This sentence makes perfect sense to most irish people but to everyone else it means the following:
"Did you hear that the cleaning utensil and the four wheeled horse-drawn vehicle were covered in a lime/water/sand mixture and then transported to a processing factory, with fatal consequences.
The two best sayings in the world:
Sex is for girls, and
Women are for puffs
Brian O Driscoll and Shane Horgan.
Two down thirteen to go!
- Films
- personal favourite Big Boobies 3.Also Armageddon fuckin love that film. Its so sad at the end when Bruce Willis dies. You have to love Football Factory and Green Street, they are both fuckin ledgend!
- Sports
- Rugby-the best Suttonians has ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Also a Chelsea fan, what can i say, best team in England!Also I play golf, I know im really cool! Lifesaving on a Sunday nite, gotta love it. Best teacher in the club and everyone knows it, especially Catherine!
- Scared Of
- Spiders-fuckin terrified of them
- Happiest When
- Drinking, asleep or havin a laugh with the lads. And gettin my fuckin dance on, any dance floor anywhere.
- Proudest Moment
- B4 we went 2 funderland i downed my first naggen
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- Totally fockin daedly
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- all fuckin bent
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The Stig
He was born in space
He's wanted by the CIA and he sleeps upside down like a bat
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down
He is scared of bells and he once punched a horse to the ground.
His politics are terrifying and he lives in a tree
He was raised by wolves
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
He is confused by stairs and he naturally faces magnetic north.
All his legs are hydraulic and he can "accumbularate"
He appears on Japanese banknotes
His breath smells of magnesium
He can catch fish with his tongue
His tears are adhesive and if set alight he'd burn for a thousand days.
His voice can only be heard by cats
He has two sets of knees
He can swim seven lengths underwater
He has webbed buttocks
He can melt concrete on contact
His favorite food is raw meat
He has no age
He blinks the other way
He has acid for blood
Jimmy Carter wants him dead
He has a bionic arm.
He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
He has webbed feet
His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be
He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott
He never blinks, and he goes out into the woods at night foraging for wolves
His heart is in upside down, and his teeth glow in the dark
His skin has the texture of a dolphin, and if you tune your radio to 88.4, anywhere in the world, you can hear his thoughts
He has no understanding of clouds, and his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight
His heart ticks like a watch, and that he's banned in twelve US states
Only cats can hear him and he has TWO sets of knees
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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
>>Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:
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>>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
>>where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>>when I ask where the toilet is?
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>>2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
>>room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
>>the channel manually.
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>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
>>Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
>>is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
>>do this? Who and where are they?
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>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
>>tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
>>floor.
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>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
>>choice there, did you sunshine?
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>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>>then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
>>then there must have been something before it.
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>>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
>>damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
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>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
>>yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
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>>10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
>>what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
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>>11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
>>it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
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>>12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
>>image I really didn't need.
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>>13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
>>insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
>>McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
>>a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.
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Eoin Keenan55 weeks agoMine nd Paul Coonan's 21st on friday de 7th November mystery trip startin in de stream buses r @ 10pm so b der b4 den. let me know if u can come asap cause we need 2 know for numbers
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Steven Clifford66 weeks agohey cutie!!!! u better go on bebo soon cuz i need u to hook us up in toronto cuz we are goin there in a cupl of days! and i wanna c u! its jj by the way!!
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Peter Byrne67 weeks agoWOSH?
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67 weeks ago via Mobile
Mark Amerlynck
Was never getting a look in really. Did a few sessions with balie swart, world cup winning tight head, former sa forwards coach, current sharks forwards coach, fucking awesome! He's a mad bastard! Few stories about him when i get back. I'm back on the 12th, when you back?
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Andy68 weeks agoDelicious!
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Richie Delaney69 weeks agowats the craic man, i got some stuff e-mailed to me so if u give me ur e-mail address, ill send it on to u, cheers.
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Richie Delaney69 weeks ago
wats the craic man, ah dont be doing 150s they will end ur life man, i actually mean it at least two people died from 150s last year alone! nice man the big 100kg, ive been struggling on that myself so ur probably ahead of me at this stage. just got into boston there yestrday, not bad so far havent gone out yet because were fuckin knackered but planning on sessioning it up proper tomorrow night. found a cool gym with this monster chinese bloke in it--he's like jackie chan on steriods!! unfortunately the drive hasnt been there yet to go. i havent heard from warren yet but im going to text him and see wat the story is with the programs he was going to give me. any word and ill let u know, cheers.
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70 weeks ago
Mark Amerlynck
oh man, really fucking missing guinness! got a bit smashed there the other day, blacked out around 10pm, started on everybody, including the bouncer, tried to fight with a few 1st team players, who i dont really know to be honest, and the coach of course, loafed the english guy staying with us, and loafed the lounge girl by accident as well, and lets not forget testing our electric fence out at the end of the night, twice!! of course, no memory of any of this, good laugh though. except that night we woke up our entire apartment block, and now were getting kicked out. but were getting kicked out more because of the shower, its leaking into the apartment below, and they need to rip both them out and do a massive job on it, the late night was the final nail in the coffin. gymming got tougher during the 3 week camp, i've done 2 weeks, week 3 starting tomorrow. im doing 3 exercises at once! i mean come on, 3!! back on the 11th of aug. haha dan, hrm!! fucking stinger!
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Jenny Roe70 weeks agohello there!!how's things??how's everything in canada??am beboing u to say hi but also 2 get u to get that girlfriend of urs to add me as a friend on this thing cos i cant send her a msg!!will u tell her i emailed her ages ago please!!hope ur having a deadly summer!!
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Mark Amerlynck70 weeks ago
met BJ Botha today, and im bigger than him! if by bigger, you mean look like a little 12 year old who has never seen a weight in his life, then yeah, im well 'bigger'. but seriously though, absolute fucking tank!!! i know loads of ! are gay, but he deserves them! he could have me in the air in a 1 on1 scrumming session, he doesnt need second rows to get me in the air! its actually sick how big he is. and he is scary, shat myself asking for a photo
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Richie Delaney70 weeks ago
howya garzer, i was chattin to warren there on monday and he is going to send me some stuff that they are doing in the pre-season. he said its goin to be all rugby related stuff, fuck all sprints and that jazz. if u want i will send u watever he gives me. oxygen was AWESOME. just totally intense. hows canada, wat job u working at over there, still hittin the gym?
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Richie Delaney73 weeks ago
gyms not going great, pretty slacking at the moment. we played touch wit the new coach yesterday and u shud have seen how bad we were. it was people of all different teams but we were still shocking. headin to oxygen now in less than two weeks than america a week later so shud be good!! wats the price of beer like over there. see leinster signed rocky elsom. heaslip, jennings and elsom--me likey!!
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Nially McNamara73 weeks agogood stuff my man!!!!wat ya workin at over there????!!!!!im doin a financial advisory internship at the mo!its prretty good bu a lil borin!!wen ya back?????shocked any canadians with consumin a naggen in 4.1 seconds?
bottles of moosehead the only good thing to come outta canada!those were the days!!!
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Andy73 weeks ago
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!
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73 weeks ago
Nially McNamara
who's the yoke dat wants to hook up???smash her face in wit a brick then show her ma n da d slow motion replay
hahaha!
SUP BOI................how is canada???seen a few pics looks pretty sweet!nice pad!!!!!are ya workin over there or ya jus chillin?
muh love
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Andy73 weeks ago
youuuuuuuuuu fucking steamer
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Richie Delaney74 weeks ago
wats the story man, did u find a gym at all. is the weather picking up, the weather over here absolutely blows at the moment. i have become something of an alcoholic over the past few week after i found out i passed all my exams, have been going out like three times a week and skipping work--never good!! at the moment im collecting money for Takiri off the former 20's players and just people who got on well with him. watever i make the club is going to match and then ill try and get it over to ammo
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