My Inventory of Being.

I am ThatCrazyB!tch

I am twenty-one years young.

I am a student, and a procrastinator
A bad combination.

I am nine inches short of six feet.
I have sh!t brown eyes
And hair to match;
That I often hide beneath my hood.
Reminds me of the Mother Mary,
Or some witch.

I am a friend, aunty, sister and a daughter;
And I can’t decide on which one I like being the most.

I loathe corn and mosquito bites.

I think that violence is not the answer
Or at least it shouldn’t be.

Bare walls just kill me.

I like to draw and write
But barely draw for what I write.

Certain scents act like a time machine
However, I can look but I can’t touch.

I used to stay up till four am on week days,
To watch an episode or two of Mamas Family
I don’t anymore for one reason.

I would rather be a sacrifice
My thought on sex

I like the sound of rain and thunder,
But I can’t stand a leaky tap
And slammed doors depress me.

January is too cold for a birthday.

I like spiders and their webs
Just not in person.

I like characters like Dale Grissom and Gandalf the Grey.
They bring a sense of comfort and safety.
Things I find hard to cope without.

I often do things half assed,
And so they come back and bite me in the…

I like rue-barb leaves.

I wear heavy eye make-up
And no I’m not a vegetarian.

I want to see an alien and heaven,
But I have this fear of death and abduction.

I’ve heard that half truths are whole lies.
I believe it too.

I would like to meet the inventor of the sweater pockets.
He/she gave me a second pair of hands.

I like to think my nephew helped me grow up.
He seems more like a little brother.

I like walking but prefer biking,
And driving over biking,
But I can’t get exercise from driving
And short legs get me no where fast.

I hate when people see me cry.

I can’t help but laugh when
I hear a puppy sniffing my ear.

I can be myself around my family
And that is why I love them
Or is it the other way around
Either way I can be myself
Ha. No.
Either way I love them.

I would like to see a colour
That has never been seen before.

I love shoes and clothes
But don’t have the body or feet
To fit most

A loving pet, a pencil in the head, Spice Girl tape
Some of the things that I once had

I miss my poor Meatball.

I am a medic, engineer, and lieutenant
I can revive, plant dynamite and call for an air strike
To help my teammates from around the world
While sitting at home in my jammies

I hate that news has replaced Thelma Harper
Who needs news at four a.m anyway?

I’m not a friend of pain
Says the girl with a ring through her lip
And ink under her skin

I mix my rice with soy sauce and BBQ sauce.

I wanted my own crayon once
Cray-z Crayola Crayons
But I’ll settle for a tongue twister.

I can ask why, forever.

I am a procrastinator that takes too many things for granted
But I got all my life to fix that.

I say I eat steak just for the Bulls Eye.
I mean it too.

I actually seen the end of a rainbow
If only I could tell my friend
I totally disbelieved her personal observations
I guess seeing is believing
In most cases.

I feel that magic and mythical creatures
Are too good for this world

I hate that most health foods are either
Expensive or just taste terrible

I was the one of the best female guitarists I knew
But then I and more females discovered You Tube.

“Crazy on you” was a big inspiration to me.

I don’t like to touch frogs and snakes
A turtle bit my hand.

My mom and bro has been listening to Pink Floyd for forever
I guess it was inevitable that I took a liking to the band as well.

I like to cook good food for good people.

I love road trips
The sights, the people, the shopping
And of course memories

I want to know what will become of my memories
When it is my turn to leave
Call me a pack rat,
But I just d

i still havn't checked this list...keepin it here so i won't lose it ^_^
still didn't put any of my songs on my mepod
ill spend all night friday doing that i guess

Amarth,Victorious March,Death in Fire,Fate Of Norns,Bloodshed,(Six Feet Under,Lycanthropy,Reveng
e of the Zombie,(Decapitated,Mand
atory Suicide,Spheres of Madness,The Fury(Cryptopsy,Crown of Horns,Faceless Unknown,And Then It Passes,Phobophile,Cold Hate, Warm Blood(3 Inches Of Blood,Lord Of The Storm,(God Dethroned,serpent king,The Warcult,Into the lungs of hell,the execution protocol,soul capture 1562(Fear Factory,Zero Signal,Demanufacture,H-K (Hunter-Killer)(Sepultura,Roots Bloody Roots

whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)
Black betty had a child (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)
She said "I'm worrin' outta my mind" (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing gone blind (bam-A-lam)
I said oh black betty (bam-A-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)


whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
She really gets me high (bam-BA-lam)
You know that's no lie (bam-BA-lam)
She's so rock steady (bam-BA-lam)


She's always ready (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)


Whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
She's from birmingham (bam-BA-lam)
Way down in alabam' (bam-BA-lam)
Well' shes shakin' that thing (bam-BA-lam)
Boy she makes me sing (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, black betty
BAM-BA-LAM