yes. things that are irritating. things that are not so cool. ill start now. and i will add when i feel like it. just cause i can!

when people make it really obvious that they don't actually have the same opinion as me but are just trying to agree with everything i say for some reason. i wont hate you for having a different opinion to me, silly

when people constantly try to top everyone elses story. "my grandma died today" "YEAH WELL THREE OF MINE DIED YESTERDAY" stfu.

how c4 is louder than all the other channels

people who claim they have disorders they dont actually have. actually just people who talk about things that are big deals as if they are nothing

when someone asks me what ive done today or how i am just to open up an opportunity for them to talk about themselves

actually i just hate small talk in general. as in conversation you feel obliged to have when you run into someone you knew in primary school but don't actually have any connection with them other than that so its like "soo hows life, still with charlie..oh youre married? thats great." and you don't really care about all this stuff but you feel rude if you dont talk to them

when someone rings me at 5am and doesnt leave a message or text, so i dont know who the hell it was because it says 'withheld'

when i see someone familiar but im not sure if thats them and cant figure out whether it would be worse to say hi to a random, or find out it was them and have them think im rude because i ignored them

when i accidentally set alarms for pm instead of am

when people think they have an eating disorder because they dont eat breakfast or think they are bipolar because they are happy sometimes and sad somtimes or when people think they are depressed because they cried when their dog died. ETCETERA.

when i say something and someone laughs, then someone else who doesnt hear it forces me to repeat it. then i have to feel stupid repeating something that wasn't even very funny in the first place

people who have no clue how loudly they talk

realizing i wore the same clothes the last time i hung out with someone

when someone is erasing a whiteboard and misses one mark

when i get a cut in my mouth and i keep touching it with my tongue which hurts but i can't stop doing it for some reason

when someone asks me a question when i've just taken a big bite of food

when people watch me eating

when you hold tomato sauce over your food and red water comes out because you couldnt be bothered shaking it first

when people mumble so you ask them to repeat themselves, then they mumble again, so you ask again, and they get all annoyed at you and are like 'OH NEVERMIND!'

but then again, i hate repeating myself a lot too and i probably do that all the time

when the driver unlocks the door but you try to open it at the same time and remain locked out

walking behind someone who is walking like 3cm per hour

when people look all annoyed at how long the lines are but fail to realize youve been standing there with no one at your till for five minutes and given up on yelling out that youre open

when the brief thrill of making the orange light ends and youre bored again

wondering if the food i'm sharing with someone else is being divided evenly

when adults walk into a room while we're watching a movie during a nudy scene

over the knee socks that dont even stay up so really they are just baggy ankle socks

towels that arent very good at absorbing

when restaurants are called things like "the happy pig" with a big smiling pig or something. yeah i am sure pigs love being eaten

when i'm waving to someone and everyone else sees except them so i have to pretend i was just brushing my hair out of my face or something

when someone tells me they will tell me a story later because its too gross to tell while everyones eating, so i just sit there imagining what could be so gross, while i eat

the stuff the vaccuum cleaner

yup. its probably one of the most disgusting habits, ever. i wish it was illegal. well okay fine, do it in your own area, like your home if you must. i mean if you want to ruin your bodies, thats cool, your choice... but i don't want to have to walk through your cancer cloud just to get to where i need to go. yeah sure, you have the right to do what you want but you don't have the right to harm or even kill others. why do people even start anyway? you smell bad, your breath stinnks and you look dirty.