Why is it that my mum corressed a poorly brained dog while punching o.a.p's pension man. This resulted in a rspca after school detention in the local funeral parlour which was jesus' masterbation hotspot. 2 legged ghandi lookalikes, fondle poorly brained inbred indian children on the batty creased ripped clothing of the salad shit and co brand. My cousin once tossed off mentaly challenged toads on a log. This log war very greasy after a hairy fish fell over a lost grandma.

Jemaine did german men at rogers apartment, including grandmas irish digestives. Bourbons tast sour on willy wonker down syndrome children. Wheelchairs soggy cushions, mahogany stephen hawkins laughs at nig nogs dancing on his elvis presley wig. Rusty door-nobs inserting south russian prostitutes with lumpy heads resulting in doop pornography on grannyfetish.com. Croutons penetrating chinese cunts and ejaculating in the eyes of fellow nig nogs crying to anakin sky walker asking him to kiss thier overies.

Basics~

1. Full Name:stewart michael james stevens
2. Nicknames:stewie,stewzee,snewburt,
 snewart
3. Birthday:3rd august 1993
4. Place of Birth:salisbury
5. Zodiac Sign:leo
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Year 9
8. College/School: Wyvern College
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence:in a house u dinloooo
11. MSN Screen Name *)STEWZEE(*)STEP YO GAME UP BOI U AINT GOT NOTHIN

~Your Appearance~

12. Hair Color:brown
13. Hair Length:short
14. Eye color:blue
15. Weight:11 stone sufin
16. Height:5'11
17. Braces?:used to
19. Piercings:ear (wiv an earring shaped like an s)
20. Tattoos:no, at least i dont think so...
21. Righty or Lefty:righty

~Your 'Firsts’~

22. First best friend:i cant rememba it was in pre skool
23. First Award: Oscar coz im a legend
24. First Sport You Joined:salisbury city juniors
25. First pet:dog called seth
26. First Real Vacation:im patriotic,so iv never been abroad
27. First Concert:power in the park bois lol
28. First Love: Well wouldant u like to know lol
~Favorites~

29. Movie:the WARRIORS!
30. TV programme:Whos line is it anyway?
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper:do i reely have to say it? MIKE JONES!
33. Band:non
34. song:mike jones:my 6-4
35. Friends: Man i aint namin all of them lol
36. Sweet:well,i always had a thing 4 shrimps and bananas
37. Sport to Play:basketball
38. Restaurant:burgerking (if thats classified as a resturant)
39. Favourite brand: Adidas
40. Store: Footlocker
41. School Subject:my gcse ones,art,ict,pe,media studies
42. Animal:those monkeys wiv big noses!
43. Book:i dont read books
44. Magazine:porno! na joke,psm3
45. Shoes:nike air force 1s

~Currently~

46. Feeling: confused, but not, but fed up a bit as well!
47. Single or Taken?:single....
48. Have a crush:maybe..
49. Eating:was
50. Drinking:was
51. Typing?: Of corse duh!
52. Online?:well yes!
53. Listening To: Nothing atm
54. Thinking About:wot im gunna write
55. Wanting To: Do sumfin
56. Watching:the computer moniter
57. Wearing: School clothes

~Your Future~

58. Want Kids?:yeh,go on 59. Want to be Married?:yep of corse
60. Careers in Mind:music producer
61. Where do you want to live: Baltimore
62. Car:yeh

~Which is Better With The Opposite Sex~


63. Hair color: Any im not picky
64. Hair length:neck-long
65. Eye color:Any
66. Measurments:double d's jk!
67. Cute or Sexy:both
68: Eyes or lips:both 69. Hugs or Kisses:both
70. Short or Tall:shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious:both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:dunno,both 73. Fatty or Skinny:not fat, but not skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud:not annoyingly loud