Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

1.Have you please got the lend of some money please?-----spot us a euro hey sham

2. Thats not very nice-------ah boys thats Scab

3. If you dont stop annoying me ill begin a physical confrontation with you----go way from around me or ill box the face of ya

4.Watch out the Garda Siochana are coming---Skirt boys its the shades

5.Are you coming for a drive in my car,listen to some music------Well Merchie Ya comin cruisin in the jammer,beat out a few tunes

6.Are you coming to drink a bottle of buckfast tonic wine?----Ya skirtin down 2 Jack's to lush a quick bottle of buckie?

7.Put my penis and my testicles in your mouth------Suck me Knob

8.I was quite annoyed with the bad atmosphere in the spiral tree the other night-------I was ragin with the bad aul buzz up in the spiral d oder nite

9.Ah sure im only having a joke with you-----Ah boys im only jeein wit ya

10. Im after experiencing a bit of flatulence and it smells quite bad----------Im after lettin an awful jeerwheeze an its Scab boys

11.I couldnt do anything because my friend that im ashamed of wouldnt leave me alone...im not lying------I cudnt do choice cos dat hinnocent boy was wreckin my head i swear on the holy bible

12.You're not up to it---------ur 2 wake

13. In my opinion she is quite a pleasant young lady with an extremely attractiv figure------------Shes a sound oul beure wit a descent cunt on her


14.hello stranger, could i please take a drag of your cigarette - ah here sham giz tugs wouldya!

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?...