Faultytwin
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Man, 26,
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- Single
- Profielbezoeken: 2.853
- www.bebo.com/Faultytwin
- Me, Myself, and I
- I wear my underpants most days and eat cereal from the box.
I am a scottish based freelance web and graphic designer.Mainly using a mixture of Photoshop, Flash, Dreamweaver and Director. I hold a HND in Multimedia Design and Production, which i received with many merits particularly in internet and web based subjects.
I am currently looking for freelance work on a temporary or permanent basis. I am also availible for one-off projects and also continual support once the product is finish.
I am currently available to do;
- Graphic creation (e.g logo's, web and character design).
- Website hosting and management.
- Full production, including graphics of Flash websites.
- Create CD based presentations.
My Website - www.faultytwin.com
Msn Messenger - faultytwin@hotmail.com
- Music
- Wham, Queen, Elton John, Erasure -- Those arent comedy answers, there true
- Questions I Need Answered
- 1. If jesus done the loaves and the fishes thing, why didnt he open a restaurant?
2. Why doesnt god give you a phone call before you die?
3. Why didnt Channel 5 take up my program idea, When Penises Attack!!! Mishaps and accidents involving love rods!!!
4. If all the pillows were taken outta of the world would it affect us in a big way??
5. Why in the sports section on bebo does everyone write is drinking a sport??
6. Should i volunteer to be a radio host on Sunny Govan radio??
Item Ideas so far
What if?? - Twilight zone episode, something was taken out of the world
Fact of the Day - Random fact about anything
My Parents music - Random songs from there mp3 requests - Random Thought
- Was there ever a time when librarys were'nt silent? People shouting and eating popcorn etc.. "Where is the natural history section you slag!!" Why do u never see a funky Librarian they always have cardigans, specs and sensible shoes?
- Twin News
- I have a twin and were like the film Twins Starring Arnold Swaznegger and Danny deVito, he a success and am faulty.
- Once belly flopped me and broke a rib
- Once made me stand in KFC carpark while he went through drive-thru because i was being "immature fuckwit"
- Constantly replaces my websites with re-directs to gaytimes.com
More to come........
afsluiten Blog
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Worlds Best Zombie Sites
Please vote for my site at - http://zombie.top-site-list.com/vote...
Am 50th surely a ridiculous travestry0 Commentaren 69 dagen
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An Open Letter to Bebo
Dear Mr or Mrs Bebo
As a sidenote why is bebo called bebo? What is it sort for? Best Ever Buddies Online??
Its annoying your little cute comments like "bye, miss you already" when you log out. Or refering to recent activity as a life stream, surely a life stream is a piss.
Why change the layout of the page to fit a wee advert below the profile pic and put in a slideshow of the images you have added whats the point? I dont like change, so change it back.0 Commentaren 83 dagen
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Youtube I Hate you with every Fibre of my Being!!
Youtube have took off all the music vids, how am i supposed to listen/watch to 80's classics now? Just alot of asshole amatuer youtube dicks with guitars and shit!!0 Commentaren 263 dagen
afsluiten Foto's
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Cells
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Cool Sloth
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Faulty Comic Strips
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FaultyWod
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Iwod
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Ladies and Gentleman Mr Thomas Chadwick
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Little Terrors
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My Album
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My Neice Amy
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My New Nephew
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My Portfolio
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Possible Faulty Ad Banners
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Rising Zombies Ad Banners
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RisingZombies.com
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Take one expensive camera, add an idiot!!
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Who is this?
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afsluiten Commentaar
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1 week geleden
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Ian Waddell1 week geledensome say my fingers are too slender and could never be mistaken for sausages...is this true? have you heard rumours?
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3 weken geleden
Amy McCluskey
football? william wot the hell r u talkin about? lol :S
As 4 WILMA, she's a complete bitch! hahahahahah
luv ur bestest friend
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5 weken geleden
Sarah Says
Budski? i shall use that word 4 myself!
white? as in fair skinned white? or westernised white? lol... seeing as uv suggested that i should have fish fingers with every meal?
man hands are good
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8 weken geleden
via Mobiel
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Cheryl9 weken geledenare u going to rant to dani the same way?????
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11 weken geleden
Jenny
lol we're not obssessed wiv the mirror!
haha believe it or not i actually don't like gettin my picture taken!
so r u gonna do any more pictures of wee max the dog? i like wee max!
have some luv back at ya!!
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Jenny11 weken geleden
hey william!
How r u doing?
haha i never knew sarah and me were posers!
we're just perfectionists when it comes to getting our pictures taking haha!
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11 weken geleden
Laura Naismith
Hello Stud! I feel it has been too long since I last pestered you. How're you doing? What exciting things have you been up to this weekend?
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13 weken geleden
Sarah Says
Sarah (the gud asian u mean)
am okay doke! hows it goin down with you?lol
what racist box? i didnt even know we had one :S
whats muh muh?? horsey voice?
love sarah says
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16 weken geleden
Siobhan Mc Auley
Hey bawface!
You can have him he is a wee pain in the arse!!
He is at this moment destroying a bottle of pepsi i dont even have the energy to stop him
We are calling him alvin the terror now haha
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17 weken geleden
Laura Naismith
Oh my God I would bloody love that....we could do a range; some in the style of William Shatner, some Magnum P.I and maybe a rougher look with Segal thrown in!
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Aisha Amin17 weken geledenI'm sure my lil sis can cope wivout ur help she's not a invalid!!!
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Jenny17 weken geleden
wow does that idea really work?!
haha yeh i so wish that wud work! it would save me a lot of bother! 
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17 weken geleden
Laura Naismith
They are not porn pics! I have been making corsets and so I am showing them off! The Roman guy in the photo is Brutus - I met him at Caesars Place last year, we are now penpals.
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Jenny17 weken geleden
hiya william!!
yeh i'm good, thanx.
lol yeh wee Max is still cute...even tho he has crapped!
yeh that's not a bad idea - i shud defo try that!
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Jenny17 weken geleden
hey william!
how ru? that wee pic of Max the dog is so so cute!
lol yeh i shud be studying-i haven't really done much 2day ...except go on bebo...i'm very productive with my time lol!!
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19 weken geleden
Laura Naismith
I think my favourite comment ever seen on any bebo page has got to be "rumpy pumpy". That was inspired William!
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Aisha Amin19 weken geleden
Wot do mean her careworker?
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James21 weken geledenI actually like you even more now that you've got that quote.
I remember seeing the TV show when I was younger; wasn't impressed. Then again, after such an awesome first movie with memorable lines, it really could only get worse.
dont u luv it dude hahahaha***
Nicky The Star 0 Antwoordenww luvs ALD !!!! xxx
Lorraine The Pain 1 Antwoord