Mochacinno at morning tea time $2.50

Reem of white paper for printing a shit load of powerpoints $6.50

State Finals Examination fee $180

watching a classmate grab mental health tutor.... priceless


(Quote Nicole sim, 2007)


~~~Patients say the funniest things - Real stories (not mine)~~~


One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

When I was a student a nursing colleague of mine was asked by a patient if his testes had gone black. Silently she pulled the screens around the bed, asked him to drop his pyjama bottoms and had a look. 'No everythings fine,' she reassured him, 'What made you think something was wrong?' 'I didn't think anything was wrong,' he replied, 'I only asked if my test results had come back.

A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," instructed the nurse. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.


~~POEMS~~

I have nine patients, you are but one
I will walk five miles before I am done
Tiptoeing in and out of the rooms
Darkened and quiet like silent tombs
I try not to wake you, for there is no time
When trying to divide eight hours by nine.

Meaning of Leah:


Verb;
To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.


Oh man, look at that Leah!
She soooo sexy!!!!

You have a cute _________.

You make me __________.

You should ___________.

Some day you will _________.

You + me =___________.

If I saw you now Id _______________.

I would build a ___________ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be ______________.

We could ______________ under The Stars.

My love for you is like ______________.

Love from,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)