Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. You are a noticable showoff. Most people think you are stubborn and annoying. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People cant like you because you are bisexual. You expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Do everyone a favour and fuck off.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. . Youre pussy shit and will end up in prison.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. Alot of Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are sensitive but can hurt people easily. You take risks too easily and most people find it annoying. You look like a flower but sting like a bee. You are the perfect bitch.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Go jump in a river.

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Sing me a song
You could be
Tell me a tale
Just like me
Don't turn it my way
Happy and free
I'll turn it to shit
Happy and free...

Oh ooh

All that I do is wait for you
All that I do is wait for you
I can't get along with all your friends
Dont know how to act
That's all there is
Why do I accept the things you say?
You know what to change,
But not in what way.
How long must I wait?

I am not you
We could have
I'm almost through
Great success
It's about time
Such a success
That you came through
At no expense

Oh ooh

All that I do is wait for you
All that I do is wait for you
I can't get away from all your friends
That's all there is.
Why do I accept the things you say?
You know what to change,
But not in what way.

How long must I wait?

Class song "vision of Division" The Strokes