Haaaallllo

yep...but it reminds me of good times

xx

Why yes I do. I am in desperate need of a new job though. What you upto this weekend ? Xxx

“It's morphin time, there's no need to be afraid,
at morphin’time, in your skintight suit you're bound to get laid,
and in our world of morphsuits you can share a smile of joy,
throw your arms into the suit, it's morphin'time.

But say a prayer, pray for no erection,
at parties it's hard, specially when you are having 'fun'.
There's a morph outside your window and he doesn't have a care of fear, and just try not to think of those who didn't get a suit this christmas time, cause they're missing out on morphingtime and it could never come to soon. So tonight thank morph it's them, instead of you.

And no one gets to see my face this morphingtime,
the closest that they’ll get is in the looooo.
When nothing of me shows, but the alcohol still flows,
lets all have a morphing christmas ball.

Here’s to us raise a pint for everyone,
heres to you show them all how to have fun.
Do they know it’s morphintime at all.
Morph the world let them know it’s morphin’time.”

who put those photos there??

Annooo. Im noo bad yerself?

x

Strangerrr..?!!!!

Happnin?
xx

Hey Stephen Burns

Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake.

Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country.

Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details.

We will keep you posted on any news and updates.

ALSO......

Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl

Love
Uber Girl x

Pledging allegience is compulsory, and as far as I'm aware there is no way of escaping it. It is just like becoming an MP. Many of them are Republican, but they still have to swear allegience. They usually do something to protest their republicanism, but the army probably wouldn't let you off with that.
If it really bothering you, just do something symbolic whilst taking the oath. That is the only means of taking the oath while standing by your principles. It would, however, have to be a discreet protest.

I don't agree with the oath of allegience by the way. In my opinion the oath of allegience should be to parliament, and not the crown.

We may have different politics, but that does not necessarily mean I have to criticise everything you do. I personally think you could do better (from what little I know about you).

joining the amry isnt like playing cod steveee

I see. I'm sure you will do what you think is right for you. Good luck to you.

Hey Dude !
I still can't figure why you tried to shoot me with a plastic gun whilst I was vunerable due to far too many sambucca shots, Haha ! I only remember it happening because you done it everytime you seen me haha !
What you upto ? Xxxx

burnsy joinin the army n signing an oath tae the queen ??? never haha

At least wait until we have pulled out of Afghanistan before you join the army. Increase your life expectancy.

Until such time - go to college. Wait out the recession.

18? u no 19 wee chap? x

wat age ar u pmsl x

sorry, who are you?

yer a mosher

u wish mate xxxx