If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .


(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home.. maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)




Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone

1. Sunday Morning - The Velvet Underground
2. These Days (Nico Cover) - Elliot Smith <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wyGi...>
3. White Noise - Here come the fleas <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRac...>

1. Slept Naked? Yep but only behind closed doors!
2. Taken A Shower With Someone? no
3. Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex? not in a sexual way!
4. Drove A Car? my brother made me try!
5. Lost money: yeah, but I tend to spend it before it gets the chance to be lost!
6. Been In Love? Not sure
7. Had sex?! I like to keep it all a mystery....!
8. Where you call home: Glasnevin/Cremartin!
9. Got In A Car With Strangers? yeah, but they were only strangers to me!
10. Been In A Fist Fight? Nope
11. Snuck Out Of Your/Someones House? Nope!
12. Had a 3sum?. . Eh not yet no!
13. Cryed over a boy!.. actually no, and if I did it would have bin years and years ago!
14. Hugged A Stranger? Yep many I like to spread the love!
15. Met Up With A Member Of The Opposite Sex? Many times!
16. Left Your House Without Telling Your Parents? yeah on the odd occasion!!
17. Had A Crush On Your Neighbour? Nope! My Neighbour's aren't hot hot hot!!
18. Ditched School To Do Something More Fun: Yeah, I rarely go to college theres always something more fun to do!
19. Slept In A Bed With A Member Of The Oppsite Sex: Yep
20. Fell out with ur best friend?!.. Yeah but thats all a long time ago, all under the carpet now!
21. Been with some1 withut any1 knowing?.. Yeah!
22. Spent more than 400euro on a shoppin trip!?.. When I bought my guitar it set me back twice that much!
23. Slept In Until 3? yeah wayyy too often!
24. Love Someone Or Miss Someone Right Now? not really
25. Watched The Clouds Go By? Yeah at many a festival Ive made shapes with the clouds
26. Been in a Disabled Bathroom? Yep me and my friends were barricaded in one on new years eve!
27. Played Dress Up? Yep, I love dressing up!
28. Cheated While Playing A Game? Ah yeah but everyone cheats at risk
29. Been Lonely? yeah, sigh!
30. Kissed More Than 4 People In One Night? yeah on too many nights!
32. Felt An Earthquake? Nope...
33. Touched A Snake? Ick nope!
34. Ran a Red Light? nope...dnt drive
35. Been Suspended From School? Ha I was little miss perfect, cept I wasnt really!
36. Had Detention? Yeah Ray Ray Don Don tried too, poor Raymond!
37. Been In A Car Accident? Yep and I had the seatbelt bruises to prove it!
38. Had A Party While Your Parents Were Away? Nope!
39. Used A Fake ID? No I never needed fake ID
40. Crawled Through A Window? Not since Mosney, years and years ago!
41. Been Lost? Yeah I can never find my tent at festivals!
42. Been To The Other Side Of The Country? Yeah, I love Galway, Donegal etc!
44. Cried Yourself To Sleep? Not for a very long time
47. Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldnt? Too many times!
48. Laughed Until You Cried? Yeah, its a nice feeling!
49. Caught A Snowflake On Your Tongue? Yeah but not since I was a kid!
50. Kissed In The Rain? Yeah but I had to think about that one!
51. Sang In The Shower? All the time!
52. Made Love In A Park? Kind of!
53. Had A Dream You Married Someone? Yeah, it was hard to look them in the eye after it!
54. Glued Your Hand To Something? Yep every time I put on fake nails!
55. Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Flagpole? no Im not that stupid!
56. Gone To School Naked? Ha I dont think so!
57. Been A Cheerleader? Kind of a really long time ago!
58. Had More Than 10 Boyfriends? No
59. Didn't Take A Shower For A Week? Yeah when I went to germany and I had to sleep on the floor of a classroom for the week! lots of wet wipes and soap that week!
60. Been Too Scared To Watch A Scary Movie By Yourself? Yeah, but I dont watch them ever if I can avoid it!
61. Played chicken? nope cant drive!
62. Been Pushed In A Pool With All Your Clothes On: No,
64. Broken A Bone? No Ive dislocated my knee a couple of times though
65. Been Easily Amused? I'm very easily amused
66. Laughed Till Milk Came Out Your Nose? Yeah, milk and booze!
67. Mooned/Flashed Someone? dont think so!
68. Cheated On A Test? Yeah adn been caught out scariest thing ever!
69. Forgotten Someones Name? All the time, th