Zombie Paradise

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Me, Myself, and I: No-one ever believed the chain mail, "send this to 10 of your friends or tomorrow will be the worst day of your life", we all ignored it, deleted it without a second thought, but what if that was our biggest mistake.
Eat 5 brains or you'll drop dead

Police Squad/Naked Gun crossed with Resident Evil and other random stuff thrown in to make one delicious story.

Been toying with the idea of making a tv show or a series of sketches taking the piss out of alot of things. Decided to try and convert our ideas to words and try and get a book uploaded on this to get feedback with future possibility of acting out these scenes, if any one does this before us we will hunt you down and kill you and your corpse will be a stunt double in our show.

Theme song for the story and soon to be show is changing the lyrics of gangsta's paradise to zombie paradise Read it in the blog section.

Current Status: Chapters 7-8 fine tuning. Chapters 9 onwards none yet.

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Zombie Paradise Theme Lyrics

As I rise from the ground to walk about in the night
I take a look at myself and realise there’s nuthin’ left
‘Cuz I been rottin and decomposin for so long, that
I don’t even know where my damn arm is gone

I ain’t often bit a man that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a ghoul you know thats unheard of
You better believe we’re stalkin, the dead are walkin
Or me and zombies might be at your door

I really hate to kill ya but I gotta eat
Where you gonna go, I’ll seek you out, this ain’t no joke, ghoul
I’m the deadest guy all the little zomlets wanna be like
I’m gonna feed on you tonight, eat your brains by the moonlight.

Oh what an afterlife, livin in a zombies paradise
This is the afterlife, livin in a zombies paradise
Oh what an afterlife, livin in a zombies paradise
This is the afterlife, livin in a zombies paradise

This nightmare situation you all are facin’
This is the end of your life, say goodbye to your wife
You never face the likes of this team
Too many television shows got me chasin teens
I’m an educated ghoul with a taste for your mind
Got my chin in my hand and I’m missin an eye
I’m a blood thirsty monster with an insatiable hunger
And your home is on my way best lock up your daughter, ghoul
You ain’t nothing but hot meal to me
I’ll take your life, its you or me, theres nothing to say
I’ve killed so many, but can I really kill many more
What am I sayin, I’m already at your door.

Tell me why can’t you see, there’s no escaping me
Unlock this door, its just you and me

Oh what an afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise
This is the afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise

Blood and the brains, brains and the blood,
Victim after victim, dinner after dinner
I like to watch em runnin, and half of them I’m huntin
This is becoming hell’s kitchen, and bitch you know I’m cookin
I’ll give you time to run, use this time to flee
Some of them can’t make it, they just give up and feed me
I eat the flesh, I chew the bones
Your time has come, your just plain outta luck, ghoul.

Oh what an afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise
This is the afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise
Oh what an afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise
This is the afterlife
Livin in a zombies paradise

Tell me why can’t you see, there’s no escaping me
Unlock this door, its just you and me
Tell me why can’t you see, there’s no escaping me
Unlock this door, its just you and me.

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