On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven
scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberryyyyy!

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!
it actually works
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONE S NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER

PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK

42 Ways To Piss Off Your Parents! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere... 2. Moo when they say your name... 3. Run into walls... 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"... 7. Wear a sticker that says, "im a retard"... 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"... 10. Do what they actually tell you... 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly... 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people... 13. At everything they say yell, Liar... 14. Try to swim in the floor... 15. Tap on their door all night... 16.Pretend to have amnesia... 17.Say everything backwards... 18.Give yourself a love bite... 19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"... 20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear... 21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... 22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... 23.Run in circles... 24.Recite a whole movie 3 times... 25.Pretend to beat yourself up... 26.Slither everywhere... 27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement... 28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... 29.Super glue your finger up your nose... 30.Talk to a pen... 31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe... 32.Try and climb the wall... 33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly... 34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... 35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes... 36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... 37.Eat your hair... 38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... 39.Eat anything obviously not edible... 40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house... 41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"... 42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank... The Player