Hello ashlee, you like begged me to not write this, youre saying im disobedient and I have no respect and im a pig and im not clean im dirty and I don’t tidy and I live in my own stink and I have big cheesey feet and my hair looks like a lions mane when I don’t brush it and my toes are gappy and I bite my nails and apparently im not listening but im copying what you say, I have a scabby arm and my knees aren’t normal youre basically ripping the piss out of me, youre off again, and im careless, and I made you put coffee on the floor when the bins not open and im a poser, and…. And…. I eat macaroni cheese which is the most rank food in the world and I eat like a horse and my leg doesn’t go staright and I have big feet and my legs are hairy and my legs are black and she thinks I might be black and I eat too much food and yet im a skinny bitch now im gonna copy what she says exactly can we stop now I wanna watch scrubs mmm mahalla ma beano omar! Mmmm are you done stop copying me mmmm im just gonna sit here in silence now loser hand gestured at me, middle fingered at me! Two fingers now west side gestured, east side gestured, nope its sposed to be m side apparently west side now ok thumbs up pinky rock on yeah I don’t know what that is, some alien thingy, I don’t know whats shes doing now, now shes laughing as I read it all bacccck 270 words of pure hatred, can we stop now ow OMAR! Whhhattt I moan a lot deal with it get off said to meg MEG! We be careful when we lick near the quilt haha don’t lick me you stig your just like jess now me, jess are going to talk about myself, I am a twiggy specimen of 9ft 8 I dress in size -14 but have shoesize of +25 as you have guessed I am taller than most people, though my leg is only a mear 3 metres long, yesterday I thought that I saw a blob of paint on the floor turns out I just trampled my fat best firend, lard was oozing everywhere, why oh why oba why oh why WHY OBA! At night time when everybody is sleeping I have a secret see the thing is I turn into a lion and I eat candy bars form all the children unfortunately this is farewell for now as I have my lion duties to attend too ROAR!
This was said by ashleeee by typed by Jess Thankss for reading !

Take the first letter in your first name:

A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I snogged
H: I spat on
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched on
O: I tasted
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I kissed
S: I puked on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I sucked
Y: I hit
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:

1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A toe nail
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: The t.v
14: My socks
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: A used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name

A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get on a train
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: Because it's one of my fantasy's
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a fiver
S: To win a camel
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100
X: To help me sleep
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

pick the first letter of your name...

a - Beautiful
b - Ugly
c - Kinky
d - Emo
e - Popular
f - Hot
g - Boyish
h - Preppy
i - Girly
j - Gothic
k - Punky
l - Sexy
m - Geeky
n - Nerdy
o - Retarded
p - Gay
q - Lesbian
r - Gorgeous
s - Sympathetic
t - Jewish
u - Christian
v - Wonderful
w - Slutty
x - Bitchy
y - Under-Appreciated
z - Over-Appreciated

And The First Letter Of your Last Name...

a - Smoker
b - Alchoholic
c - Boy
d - Obsesser
e - Motherfucker
f - Retard
g - Slut
h - Jew
i - Geek
j - Goth
k - Nerd
l - Punan
m - Freak
n - Punk
o - Beauty Queen
p - Princess
q - Queen
r - Bitch
s - Crackwhore
t - Fucker
u - Asshole
v - Jackass
w - Pussy
x - Scaredy Cat
y - Coward
z - Chocoholic