Mark Smith
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- Stato sentimentale: Single
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- Data registrazione: March 2006
- Ultimo accesso: 9 ore fa
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- Messaggio personale
- Phat with a P-H, Get it right fool!
- Tutto su di me
- Im sorry, Mark isnt home right now, please leave a message after the tone........Alternatively send answers on a stamp addressed envelope to: Where Has Smitty Gone? c/o whatever barmaid/man is workin, the Butchers Arms, Aberdonia.
Ive gotten rid of the "things to do in 200-whatever" section, as im never at feckin home long enough to accomplish aforementioned goals. Bah.
- Music
- I likes most of everything, indie, punk, rock of all types, classic hip-hop, lil bit of emo stuff (shearers doing) old school dance on occasion. Cheese in moderation, but generally the 80's should be boxed up and hidden in a cupboard
- Films
- love films, not namin them all though! normal, manly type stuff
- Sports
- Like most sports bt football is the nuts, massive aberdeen fan even tho we're pish. Dont get rugby, whats the point of throwin the ball back in order to go forward?!
- Scared Of
- nothing! im reet fearless i am!
- Happiest When
- Havin a laugh wi the boys, sleepin, takin the piss out of Shearer, playin fitba, gettin battered by Dan's loons (watch the little een, hes MINTAL) on crazy drinkin sessions, makin an arse o mysel for whatever reason
- Things that Annoy Me
- Too much to list....but ill try! Bein away all the damn time, retarded workmates, sell by dates, Jeremy fucking Kyle, Danish T.V., Norwich airport, actually the whole of Norwich, Abba, Hayfever, Huns (morons), chain e-mails (Created by morons), En-Ger-Laaaaand fans (fucking morons) Big Brother (watched by morons), Huns (smelly dirty morons), novelty mobile ringtones (used by morons), being set on fire (well i imagine that would annoy me, i have limited personal experience of this! oh yeah and Huns!
- Special Powers
- Amongst my other superpowers, iv got.....:-
The ability to remember useless details of things that happened within the last 15 years perfectly, whilst not remembering what i did yesterday.
The ability to never be wrong.
The ability not to see spectacularly cataclysmic break-ups coming.
The ability to lose badly at poker.
Oh and i can fly.
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- shoot the bear
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- shoot the bear and the tiger
- shoot the Hun...twice!
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Chuck Norris :- the man, the legend
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
* Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold0 commenti 898 giorni
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STAND FREE!
CHOOSE THE LAST SCOTTISH CLUB TO WIN A EUROPEAN TROPHY. CHOOSE GOTHENBURG. CHOOSE A HERO. CHOOSE FERGIE. CHOOSE JOHN HEWITT. CHOOSE WILLIE MILLER. CHOOSE SIMMY. CHOOSE JOE HARPER. CHOOSE ZOLTAN VARGA. CHOOSE THE EUROPEAN SONG. CHOOSE TEDDY SCOTT. CHOOSE THE BEACH END. CHOOSE DUG OUTS. CHOOSE AN ALL-SEATER STADIUM. CHOOSE A DUNG HEAP. CHOOSE THE GRANITE CITY. CHOOSE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS OF OLD ABERDEEN. CHOOSE SHEEP. CHOOSE CHARLIE ALLAN. CHOOSE THE RED FINAL. CHOOSE THE GREEN FINAL. CHOOSE ANGUS AND ALIKIE. CHOOSE RED ULTRAS. CHOOSE SOCCER CASUALS. CHOOSE FOOTBALL SPECIALS. CHOOSE PITTODRIE. CHOOSE DICKS ERECTION. CHOOSE NORTH SEA WINDS. CHOOSE TO OUTSING THE HOME SUPPORT IN GLASGOW. CHOOSE MASONIC REFEREES WITH AGENDAS. CHOOSE GORDON BENNET. CHOOSE NEUTRAL CUP FINAL VENUES IN GLASGOW. CHOOSE EQUAL SHARE OF CUP FINAL TICKETS. CHOOSE SOUTHERN BIASED BASED SFA. CHOOSE TO BOYCOTT THE GLASGOW PRESS. CHOOSE NOT TO DRINK CARLING. CHOOSE A CLUB FOR OTHER REASONS THAN RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY. CHOOSE NOT TO BE RELEGATED. CHOOSE SCOTLAND. CHOOSE FLOWER OF SCOTLAND. CHOOSE RED AND WHITE. CHOOSE ABERDEEN FC !!!!!!!!!!!
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The Feeling must DIE!!!
Okay, first on my rant list is something that needs to be said... the band The Feeling are fucking SHITE!!! My god how can anyone listen to that repetitive, unoriginal mind-numbing pish and enjoy it? they sound like some kind of late 70's / early 80's easy listening, wooly jumper wearin, Wings tribute band! No matter how much the evil brainwashing overlords also known as Radio One's Playlist controllers try to convince you otherwise, the single inexhorable fact remains that they are truly and absolutely awful!
Take for example, the lyrics of their latest pile of steaming cack, "I love it when you call"......
"I love it when you call,
I love it when you call,
I love it when you call,
But you never call at all."
Quick! phone the Ivor Novello award people, these are surely the most inspiring, completely original lyrics ever heard!
AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH why dont people realise how bad they actually are? it's the musical equivelant of chewing glass whilst drinking vinegar.
They need to be stopped people, and only we can do it, i urge you all to boycott all Feeling products so that this madness comes to a swift end!!!
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Bella
Where's my boiiiiiiiiiii? Is he coming home soon I wonder?? Vixen would like to see him very much
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Allan Leslie
Good wknd batman?? Roll on next sun if city beat that awful bunch of red wearing scum!!
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Dan Constable
I mean it,get rid o it,or put underneath it "unless i argue wi dan cos he truly has the ability 2 never b wrong where as i mark william smith am a charlatan,a fake,an imposter,a lier.& that the world has the rite 2 know i was WRONG dan was as usual correct n i hav 2 live with the shame...oh the shame...the shame
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Jems Finnie13 settimane fanah i wizna much impressed wi my phone getting chewed by a ringpiece either, what a way to go
i really need to learn to take oot phone insurance, guaranteed i'd stop dropping it in pints or doon the toilet then though. cheers i'll bung your number in my phone again, always handy to have incase i've any panda related queries or such like! aye being kept busy by atr? i'm good, living an afa dull n sober life inoo though, hid to start trying to save money one day, just didna realise it would mak life so ruddy boring! were you oot oni rampage ati wknd? xxx
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Jems Finnie13 settimane faAye aye loon, hows it going? Recovered from the flu of swines? Lost your number fan someones arse squashed my phone a few months back or you'd o got a fit likey text afore noo xx
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Allan Leslie
Get somethin booked next wk i think!! Give you a shout next wk think its a whole wknd of liver wrecking!! X
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