This poem i wrote with my good friend Erini and tell me wat u think of this poem!!!

Friendship comes to those who seek
It never comes out of nothing
Every friendship is unique
It really means something

You don't always see your friends
They are like stars, they're always there
With them you let down your defence
There's nothing you can't share

A friend is there through good times and bad
You know there's nothing you have to fear
They're there to cheer you up when your sad
Even if they are not so near

Friends, they are forever
Lovers just for a while
Never run out on your friends, never
Cause they're the ones who make you smile

Friends are there till the very end
They are there through thick & thin
Friends are the ones who never pretend
And they forgive us for any sin

Dating a Prostitute

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''
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Surrealists 'n' Lightbulbs

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Banana.

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Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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Having to Take a Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''

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Barbie and Britney

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

1. Whats your name
2. Are we Close
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav crush?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Would u pash me?
7. Would you flirt with me?
8. Describe me in three words?
9. If you had me for 30mins, wat would you do?
10. wat was ur first impression of me?
11. Do still think the same?
12. How well do u knoe me?
13. wat do u like best about me?
14. Could you ever lov me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn’t ?
16. Give me nickname and explain why?