(game the world)
danny-*laughs*
mikey-wtf is wif your laugh danny
danny-why do u fancy my laugh or sumfing
every1-hahaha danny ur shit at come backs

(burger king)
mikey-what is with the chips 2day
me-prob cum or sumfing
danny-(10 secs thinking) now u mention that i am goin to eat this burger full of mayo
me-wtf danny u makin it out tat u lik cum or sumfing
every1-

(web development class)
thomson-shut up and sick of listenin 2 the language in that corner
me-well am sick of lukin at that fuckin gay beard
every1-

(tech class)
Simon - Mikey that's why your clothes are so baggy, cause thats where you hide your bullshit.
Mikey - Wtf simon, that was pathetic. Im not even wearing baggy clothes atm.
Simon - Doesn't matter... your a dick. *does gay simon laugh*

(tech class)
Danny - Mikey your hair..
Mikey - What?
Danny - That's all i need to say
Simon - Danny you don't have hair
Mikey - Going on bebo
Danny - No, wait.


(Kellys)
Drunk Guy In Kellys - "burns burns BURNS, the ring of KELLYS *many times*"
me - "I'm gonna fuckin flying head butt that chap"
Every1 -

(morrisons class)
me - ha ha simon u suck at that game
simon - ur face sucks....as u fuck sheets
me - wtf man

(bedroom)
lucy - awh i got chewin gum in my hair
steven and gazza check if they still hv chewin gum in there mouth
steven has
gazza dont
gazza - calm urself its only hair u can grow it back


(msn convo)
guy -yu goin wif her. id laugh.
me-
guy - yu cud be best guy in world and it wud still be worst couple ever..
guy - no1 can fix her.
guy - she is mentally fucked
guy - no commin back to reality when that bitch is far enuf away from society.
me - u got tat rite


(in taxi on way 2 kellys)
(me gets in taxi)
me- man am soo tierd so many nuns came in worked 2day was mad its lik get a fuckin life while am tryin 2 clean tables lol
taxi man- whats that monks?
me- monks? naw nuns man, wtf this boy on
taxi man- dunnes?
me-NUNS MAN WTF

(stevens house)
dave spils his drink
steven - man go and clean that
dave - naw, naw i wont your mate boaked in my bedroom, am away 2 walk home cya
(gets out and walks 2 miles home)
steven-wtf
every1-

(in gtw with tech class)
(playing cs online)
french guy - akndjasdnjkasdbjk
mikey - omg shut the fuck up u idiots
me - yea u french frogs only fing good in france is..... disney land
every1 -

(msn convo with rach)
me - yeah gazza is bringing choco pops to the party
rach - coco-pops?
me - choco pops have u neva had them?
rach - course i have. i love them
me - exactly then y u ask?
rach - its kinda random
me - yea kinda its gd tho its only baileys and mint
rach - OHH
rach - omg...i thought u were talking about the cereal
me - WTF...u thought i said coco-pops mad her this is going on bebo lol

(in aarons house drinking)
Gaz- ya know if u burn your strings they sound better...
Kris response - ya know i heard u look better if u put petrol on your face and light it.
every1 -

1.Whats your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Would you fuck me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If you had me for 30 mins what wud u do?
9.What was your first impression of me?
10.Do you still think the same?
11.Whats reminds you of me?
12.if you could give me anything what wud it be?
13.how well do you no me?
14.What do you like best about me?
15.ever wanted to tel me something you couldnt?
16.Could u ever love me?
17.Give me a nicknema and explain why?
18.R u gonna pu dis on yer blog and c wot i say abou u?
19.anything to say b4 u go?