1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

1 Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) Bring in a desk and whenever someone comes in ask if they have an appointment.

24) Challenge everyone to a thumb war.

25) Listen to your Mp3 and sing along...loudly.

26) Wish everyone merry christmas.

27) When someone comes in pretend they are a well known celebrity and ask to get their autograph.

2 On entering the lift ask if anyone has seen your mum and then run up to someone and say you’re not my mother

29) Give everyone a hand shake and say good for you

30) Point at a person in the lift and say Danny Divito I love your work

31) Ask if anyone has any cigarettes then if offered tell them that smoking is bad for you and start to go into details

32) If someone is speaking ask if you can join in the conversation

33) Tell everybody in the lift your name and mention that you are a recovering alcoholic – “two weeks without a drop – give me a high five”

34) Whilst in the lift pull out a bottle of wine from a bag and start to smell the bottle – saying I’ve missed you scent

35) Start knocking on the door and asking to be let out because you feel sea sick

36) Ask the person beside you if they would like to take a long vacation with you

37) Pull out an item from your bag and lay it on the ground, kneel down and worship to it – pointing out sins you have committed

3 When someone enters the lift say “oh my gosh its you – have you got rid of the head lice yet?

39) Start singing a song in the worst possible tone and ask people to join in

40) Mention that everyone in the lift should join your family band

41) Turn to someone beside you and mention that you have just purchased new underwear and that they are rather itchy then proceed to start scratching

42) Start to smell the bums of people and then announce – ok so who let one go?

43) Pull out a deflated beach ball and proceed to blow it up, when it is inflated ask if anyone wants to play

44) Stare at someone and point out that they actually have a boggy on the side of their nose – do it loudly for the best result

45) Turn to someone and mention that you are 6 weeks pregnant – hey a man can do it as well and a

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"aren't i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pictures.


Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


Eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go off and play with yourself,
because nobody wants you here!


Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


Eleven.
And if you open a message and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," then dont do it, or your RETARDED!
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT STUFF UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!