it takes time to work it out
and we may disagree
im stuck between my ego and inner self
im not sure which i want to be

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do u find?
a dodgy picture of john lennon

2. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Top Gear

3. Without looking, guess what time it is?
5.35
4. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:30

5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
paul mccartney

6. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a couple of hoours ago cos i was on my way home

7. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
i am the wallrus video

8. What are you wearing?
school uniform

9. Did you dream last night?
nothin =[

10. When did you last laugh?
a couple of mins ago cos mr mccartney gets the words wrong on rocky racoon

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
album covers, posters, canvas prints and some pictures

12.Seen anything weird lately?
i am the wallrus

13. What do you think of this quiz?
sarah put more interesting answers than i did

14. What is the last film you saw?
yellow submarine, and it will be a long time till i see it again, thank god

15.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
some decent guitars

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i'd like to be under the sea

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
stop musicians i like getting shot,having heart attacks and/or having fucked up hearts so that they die a few days before christmas

18. Do you like to dance?
dance like no-ones watching----the words of that t-shirt kyle had

19. George Bush:
bob dylan

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i havn't a clue

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Dylan ( i bet you can't guess after who)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
maybe, if people i like lived with me

23. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
did you ever lend your beard to garth hudson?

Round 2

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
i was in an acceptable state to go to school without doing anything but getting dressed

2. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
snore

3. Favorite planet?
the planet oliver hardy (which i have created on my computer)

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
07588203355 who the fuck is that?

5. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
its forever young by bob dylan

6. What shirt are you wearing?
my revolver one

7. Do you "label" yourself?
machine washable

8. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
i'm going to lie and say converses cos school shoes sounds gay

9. Bright or Dark Room?
dark, its cheaper

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
i married her

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
only sleeping

12. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Hey! it's izy x

13. Where is your mailbox?
in the door,

14. What's a word that you say a lot?
iyas ya fucker

15.Who told you he/she loved you last?
i think it was sarah but i could be wrong

16. Last furry thing you touched?
my pussy....................cat

17. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
none as far as i know....

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none

19. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
chris in mojos

20. Favorite age you have been so far?
the one i am now

21. Your worst enemy?
Axl rose

22. What is your current desktop picture?
the beatles help cover

23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Let me roll it to youuuuuu, i was singing to myself

24. If you had to choose between a million dollars, or being able to fly, which would you do?
Million Dollars!!!!! how many guitars!!!!!!

25. Do you like someone?
indeed

26. The last s

I do work as you do work as your a berk and we're all in p.e.
theres a lack of fun like a school bread bun , or peas and rice
Tom Westwoods crying

standing on a Staircase waiting for the bus to come.
Corporation offstead, week 1 monday
Miss, you been a naughty boy, you let yourchins grow long.
I am the frogman, they are the frogmen.
I am the woolons, goo goo g'joob.

Mister teching pete sitting
Pretty little petein a row.
See how they cry at kyles meat pie, tom westwood has a gun
He's crying, He's crying
He's crying He's crying



Yellow school custard, dripping from a sticky tofee pie
the triffit's fat wife, pornographic teacher
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your grades go down.
I am the Frogman, they are the Frogman.
I am the Woolons, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in changing froom, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you do games
From standing in the english rain.
I am the Frogman, they are the Frogman.
I am the Woolons, goo goo g'joob.

Expert texbook canteen youghurt
Don't you thing the children laugh at you?
See how they smile like kyle at a pie
tom westwood cried
He's crying.

Senior Cliff richard, climbing up the blackpool tower
Elementary pupils singing the child is black.
Man, you should have seen them mocking hanncocks beard
I am the Frogman, they are the Frogman.
I am the Woolons, goo goo g'joob., goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

Lennon/Agar