Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery

yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.

Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin

Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama's so poor, she stands outs