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Me, Myself, and I

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ma names sarah paterson, call me sarah <3 am fifteen, still a wee while till am sixteen, next may !! am in fourth year at bellshill academy, its shit !!! a stay in bellshill and tbh its the place to be, tooooooo many memories with the girls, who a love so much and wouldn't change them for the world ♥♥♥. a just started going with stevenlowden, hopefully it all works out <3xx and lastly a do have the old msn messenger, ask nicely and if a like you al give you it xxx
anything else ?
ask shitey :DD xxxx
i dont have the strenth to stay away from you anymore
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sarah 8) where dae a start knowin yee fur agees man :| been way ye 3 times, happiest days ai ma life tbh a miss they days gon doon ai see ye n that :/ a can trust ye way ma life, am glad were stull as close after everyhin wev been through (L) i love yee megaa babe ft sleep <3
chantellesimpson
well av noen sarah fur ages tbh , furst time a meet hur she wanted ae kill me !! guess she didnae trust me :| but hings have changed .... and av fun oot shes actulee amazin mahn a cood tell hur anyhink these days n ano a cood trust hur & noo she trust me ... shes an utter babe anol mahn yeee seen hur (6) a widd fsfs ! well lets hope wer still good pals in thu future gorg cuz i LOVE u xxx
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MC MURDY ROCKN THE SHOW ROCKN THE BEAT NOW HEER WE GO , SARAH P IS HUR NAME STAYS IN WESTEND IZ A PAIN , SHES OOT OAN A FRIDAY WAY THE TROOPS 15 YEAR OLD , STIL SMOKEN DOOBS OAN THE TRAIN TAE COZ A RIOT BIG FAT STEGZ OAN A DIET.. X X FAE MAD MURDI
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sarah paterson - deserves a wee paragraph from me yasmin barclay.. sarahs amazing =D you always get a good laugh with her had so many memories with her too like the time i got pure MWI cos im crazy lmao & the falls time, shes a wee geek too always reading a wee book, ma wee book worm! can trust her with my life, ever we are forever mrsYN, i love you loads <3. yer a wee gem! and also sarah is gorgeous(A) get fired into her boys, girls just wanna have fun reminds me of you babes, olways+forever sweetheart♥xxxx

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  • lylyly :* xxx

    1) send this to a person you are talking to on msn.
    2) dont cheat! or else you will ruin the fun. if you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
    4) try to say them to the person without them blocking you or not answering.
    5) you must write their response to each of these:

    victim: andymiller <3

    1) type "i'm superman"
    are ye :U

    2) type "oh my gosh i heard about your fish!"
    come agen ^o)

    3) type "you and me are best mates right?"
    are you feelin awryt :? :/

    4) type "okay so can i tell you something?"
    aye

    5) type "i'm on drugs "
    :'(

    6) type "are you not concerned?"
    a hink yer bammin :/

    7) type "REALLY "
    i :/

    8) type "a think i'm going to die"
    how :O ?

    9) type "when will we be together ?"
    eh :O

    10) type "i think i have a crush on you"
    how :O am fat :(

    11) type "i love you"
    love you tay (L)

    12 ) type "now look at my new blog :D "

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  • toooo funnny :D

    1) send this to a person you are talking to on msn.
    2) dont cheat! or else you will ruin the fun. if you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
    4) try to say them to the person without them blocking you or not answering.
    5) you must write their response to each of these:

    victim: roymitchell<3

    1) type "i'm superman"
    seriously :O

    2) type "oh my gosh i heard about your fish!"
    wit like :O :|

    3) type "you and me are best mates right?"
    ok:)

    4) type "okay so can i tell you something?"
    yes obvv :O

    5) type "i'm on drugs "
    wit wans :)

    6) type "are you not concerned?"
    aye :O

    7) type "REALLY "
    aye thats how a asked wit wans :O

    8) type "a think i'm going to die"
    O::( dont !!

    9) type "when will we be together ?"
    wit :O ?

    10) type "i think i have a crush on you"
    day ye :O

    11) type "i love you"
    i love you too

    12 ) type "now look at my new blog :D "
    where :D

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  • am a barbie lefts go party a a a yeaa (8)

    Who are all under "L" in your contacts on your cell phone?
    leanne devine
    lee erwin
    lee knox
    louise heron
    louise vosilius
    lynsay youngson
    lynsay odonohue


    What about "J"?
    jack ferick
    jack squire
    jade simpson
    jaik mitchell
    james bell
    james dawson
    james doyle
    james jamieson
    jamie rooney
    jamie watson
    jason cairns
    jason thomson
    jim beady
    jim robertson
    joe burns
    john ingram
    john mackie
    johnny
    johnny nicols
    john rankin
    john rankins mum
    jordon lennox
    jordon meharry
    jordan wilson
    josh thomson
    julia smith


    If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
    nutttttin

    Who was the last person you smoked a cigarette with?
    ma self

    When is the last time you watched t.v?
    earlier

    8th text message in your inbox says?
    hey :-) xx

    Who all has the same amount of letters in your name?
    wtf ?

    Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
    nope ma maw tries ae make me tho

    Are you happy right now?
    yes

    What were you doing at midnight last night?
    in bed :|

    Is there any food that you are craving right now?
    ya man

    What are you listening to right now?
    nutttttin

    Would you date some one 20 years older than you?
    naww

    Are you waiting for something?
    naw

    Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    aye

    Are you wearing make-up?
    aye :)

    Do you tend to forgive people easily?
    naw

    If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
    ye jokin me ?

    Is your sister a slut?
    AYEEEEEEEEEE LMFAO ko steph (L)

    Where was your default picture taken?
    in school

    Have you ever been friends with someone that treated you like crap, why?
    naw

    Where is your most ticklish spot?
    nawwhere

    Which of your friends do you argue with the most?
    steph

    Can you honestly say that looks don't matter?
    naw lmfao

    Who is your favorite character from Friends?
    am no fay the fuckin 80's

    Walk or Run?
    walk

    Do you know anyone with a hitchhiker's thumb?
    yer rippin it noo

    Ever kissed someone who smokes?
    aye

    Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
    ayee

    Do you have any siblings?
    stacey stphanie and samantha +o(

    Did you cry today?
    just a wee tear tooo my eye lmfao, eh simmmmmmmmone ?

    Three words to explain why you last threw up?
    go fuck yourself !

    Was today a good day?
    aye man :D

    Do you get wound up easily?
    aye == am defffffs meanty be blonde

    Do you get a lot of hugs or kisses everyday?
    ayeee (6) mare than that fsfs ! ko <3

    What happened at 10AM this morning?
    wis sleeeepin :D

    What did you last eat?
    soup fay the chinkey

    Is your bedroom window open?
    erm naw

    What time did you get up today?
    12 oclock:D

    Do you want to cut your hair?
    never

    Do you like sushi?
    naw hate fish

    Who was the last person to play with your hair?
    simmmone

    Bet your missing someone now?
    wouldnt you like too know

    Does anyone call you babe?
    everyboy everyday

    Does anyone like you as more than a friend?
    fuckknows

    What is the last thing you put in your mouth?
    ma finger

    If you could do something right now what would you do?
    smoke a fag

    Are you pregnant?
    aye mate, OBV NOT YA TOSSSER

    Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
    a could be

    Could you live without myspace?
    aye lmao

    What's on your bed?
    me simmone ma covr pilla 2 wee blankets and 2 housecoats

    How do you feel now?
    aye am gooood :D

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[x] Name: sarahh patersonn :D(6)
[x] Birthplace: glasgow royal maternity
[x] Current Location: bellshill :)
[x] Eye Color: hazell :)
[x] Hair Color: blondeyy brownn :)
[x] Righty or Lefty: rightyyy
[x] Zodiac Sign: taurus
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: single
[x] Adidas or Nike: nike
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: none :S
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yess
[x] Take a shower: sometimes, bathh usually
[x] Have a crush(es): yes (a)
[x] Who are they: not telling :-#
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: maybee (L)
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: nope
[x] Like high school: BANTER (h5):)
[x] Want to get married: yess
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: what :S
[x] Believe in yourself: definetly :)
[x] Get motion sickness: nope
[x] Think you are a health freak: maybee a wee bit :P
[x] Get along with your parents: sometimes :/
[x] Play an instrument: nopee
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: nopee (N)
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: dont know :-|
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yess (L):$
[x] Cried during a Movie?: nope
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: nope
[x] Had an imaginary friend: nope
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: aee, nopee
[x] Been caught "doing something": nope .... 8-)
[x] Been called a tease: yes :|
[x] Been in a fight: yess (a)
[x] Shoplifted: nope, never have and never will
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: ufft, too many
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: a little
[x] Number of CDs that I own: nonee
[x] Number of tattoos: want one :O got it all planned (L)
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: dont know
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: too many
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: yess
[x] Your friends: yess
[x] Santa Claus: nope
[x] Tooth Fairy: nope
[x] Destiny/Fate: dunno
[x] Angels: nope
[x] Ghosts: nope
[x] UFO s: nope
[x] God: no chance
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: yess :)
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope
[x] Do you like anyone?: yes
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: emma nelson \' my babyy (L) always (yn)
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: melissa mcseveney
[x] Are you close to any family member?: stephanie, my sister
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: stephanie emma and jade
[x] When have you cried the most: dont know
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: dont know to be honest |-)
[x] Worst Feeling?: boy finishing with yee
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: nope
[x] Worn jeans: yes
[x] Met someone: yes, lanny
[x] Drove a car: no
[x] Talked on the phone: yes
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: any, doesnt matter
[x] Best hair color: blonde or brown
[x] Short or long hair: short
[x] Best height: taller than me (L)
[x] Best weight: skinny, way muscles.
[x] Best first date location: were ever

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Something About Me

Full name: sarah louise paterson
Nickname: pumba
Birthday: 2nd may
Hometown: barlanark
Current Location: bellshill
Eye Color:: hazel
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: fuckknows
Heritage: wit ?
Zodiac Sign?: wit?
Current goals:: to be me :)
Do you get motion sickness?: dunno wit that is tbh lmaoo
Can you play an instrument?: a can(6)
Righty/Lefty?: righty
Do you like to sing?: naw
Do you like to dance?: naw
Have any piercings?: ears + tap ear
Any tattoos?: naw
The weirdest dream you have ever had?: ye dont wanty know lmao
Are you afraid of the dark?: naw but a prefer a light oan
Ever been in a fight?: aye
Ever commited a crime?: aye
Ever broken a traffic rule?: aye
Biggest regret?: ...:/
Biggest turn-off?: == hunnners
Something random: me :D
If there was a fire where you lived, what two things would you grab?: ma roooom 8-)
If you have to eat just one thing for the rest of the year, what would you choose?: mcdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees<3
Wildest friend: emmmmmmmmmma
Horniest friend: simmoneeeeeeeeee
Best friend: emaa nelson
Do you know cooking?: yaaa
Favorite day of the week?: sunday
Favorite girl name: april-jade
Favorite boy name: stephen
Do you read newspapers?: yeaaa
At what age do you want to marry?: fuckknows ==
Most annoying habit of yours?: smokin
Motto to live by: no got wan !

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The 15 question friendship survey

Can you count on your friends?: a can(L)
Do you enjoy friendships?: a do (L)
What is your friendship quotient?: wit == ?
What is your friendship personality?: wit ==
Will you rush to help your friends even at 2 AM in the night?: yeaaa
Can your friends count on you?: they can
Are you a loyal friend?: yaaa
How friendly are you?: this much < >
Are you really best friends with your best friend?: i am (L) love her mta <3 !xxx
How true are you to your friends?: very true lmaoo
Do you value friendships?: wit pmsl
Do you make quick friends?: naa
Will your friendships survive?: yaaaaaaaa
Do you protect the secrets of your friends?: soemtimes *-)
Do you think friends are better than relatives?: yaaaaaaaaaaaa

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1.  Have you ever caught a fish?
yes =$

2. Why are you doing this survey?
cause it sent me a email hing ==

3. Which shoe do you put on first?
ma right ==

4. Do you crack your knuckles/fingers?
naw its mingin

5. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
flooor

6. Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
bungee jump :)

7. Do you prefer mayonnaise or salad cream?
salad cream :)

8. Do you spend more time cleaning your body or your hair?
ma hairr :)

9. Do you have a window in your bathroom?
yes :)

10. Did you ever have chicken pox?
yes :)

11. Do you prefer pandas or polar bears?
polar bears :)

12. Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
yes :)

13. Have you ever eaten sushi?
never +o( hate fish tbh ! EWWW

14. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
sometimes when am maself ===

15. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
aye (6)

16. Do you prefer Tesco,Asda,Sainsburys or Morrisons?
asda mate (H)

17. Which are better black or green olives? Or do you find them disgusting?
disgusting haha

18. Have you ever actually stamped your foot in anger?
aye OMG haha

19. Do you ever at the toilet roll after you've 'used' it?
naww ==

20. Have you ever showered naked before?
obvi ==

21. Has anyone ever called you 'a disgrace to society'?
ayeee hahahahahha steph

22. Would you rather swim in the ocean or in a pool?
poool :)

23. What's cuter: a puppy or a kitten?
a kitten =$ xx

24. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee naw =====

25. Who do you like best? Batman,Superman or Spiderman?
batman defffffs :|

26. Bubble gum or Chewing gum?
chewing :)

27. Can you use chopsticks properly?
a weee bit :L:L

28. If you were a dog what would you want your name to be?
emm dunnno ===

29. Do you believe that paper really beats rock?
ayee, does it no :O?

30.  Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nope :)==

31. Do Blondes really have more fun?
ayeeee when a wis blonde a hid mare fun :D

32. Oldest CD you currently own and still listen to?
a dont own any haha

33. What colour are your bedroom walls?
pink and purple =====

34. Have you ever fallen down the stairs?
aye OMG so imbarrassin ==

35. Favorite tv commercial?
emmm... theres alot ==

36. How many floors does your house have?
emm a duno wan in every rooom ==

37. What is the longest word you know how to spell?
supercalafradgalisticexpialidoshes :)

38. Do you have a "Green Thumb"?
nopeee

39. How long does it normally take you to take a crap?
========================= omg ======

40. Have you ever eaten a banana that was old and mushy?
naw ==

41. Do you like to sing in the rain?
ayee :)

42. Do you like kit-kats or tic-tacs better?
tic-tacs the green and orange wans :)

43. How many couches in your living room?
em 2

44. Is your 2nd toe bigger then the 1st one?
dunno ==

45. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles?
sour cream and onion or the texas bbq wans (L)

46. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
talker defffs (H)

47. How often do you clean out your ears?
emm everytime a come out the bath :)

48. What is your current desktop picture?
meee :)

49. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
naw a have a ginger one calllled sheeeeeeeeeeeebah :D:D:D:Dxxxxxxxx

50. Who is the last baby that you held?
emm wee adam

51. What is the last thing you stapled?
probs paper mate ^o)

52. Are you ticklish?
sometimes :$

53. Do you like mustard?
aeee naw mate

54. Do you know anyone in prison?
ayee ===

55. What did you have for dinner yesterday?
em...chicken dippers a hink :)

56. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
both boyoo :D

57. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
ayeee ahaaaaa me and craig gaskin :D

58. Can you juggle?
aye omg :O

59. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
wet it :$

60. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
never omg hahahaha !

61. Do you know the differnce between a Clementine and a Satsuma?
is a clemintine no a orange and a satsumas no a raisin or summit -==?

62. How about the difference between a Frog and a Toad?
defffs no ==

63. GoogleChrome,Internet Explorer or Firefox. Which is best?
just goooooogle :)

64. Close your eyes and type your name
sraah

65. Whats your favourite colour of Biro pen?
black :)

66. Are you reading any books at the moment?
no chance boyo ==

67. Have you ever been to a Safari park?
naww

68. Are you narrow minded or broad minded?
dont have a clue wit that means tbh

69. Can you do the splits?
yes

70. What colour is the carpet in the room you are in?
purple

71. If someone you don't know smiles at you, do you think it's weird?
naw yee smie back

72. Would you say you are popular, unpopular, or inbetween?
dunno ask cunts

73. Do you like Geordie accents?
dunno wit that is haha

74. Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?
em theres four ae us, and am 2nd youngest

75. Would say you are more extroverted or introverted?
wtf ===== ?

76. Have you ever actually seen a pig fly?
aye omg and av seen pink sheeep

77. Do you remember when the ice cream van came, you had a heart attack of excitement?
when a wis weee haha :$

78. Do you sometimes ignore your phone when it rings cos you just cant be bothered answering it?
nawww :)

79. Do you star in any videos on YouTube?
aye ======

80. Do you ever read your spam emails?
naww

81. Are you gonna keep this app on your profile or 'move it to the applications page' or just delete it altogether?
keepit :)

82. Have you ever actually heard someone say 'cor blimey' ?
sayin wit ==

83. What do you say; mum, mother, mom, maw, mam, mummy, oi woman or other?
well a say mum mother maw mam and oi maw ===

84. Have you ever visited the Great Wall Of China and if not do you ever intend to?
naw boyo

85. Do you prefer white, brown or wholemeal bread?
white

86. .Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
touchscreeen :)

87. Do you collect anything?
aye but am no telllin yee what :)

88. Do you like the smell of petrol?
uffffffffft mate a fuckin love it :|

89. Do you like things that glow in the dark?
ayee :)

90. Have you ever sat on a roof?
ayee e:D

91. Do you like the sound of your own voice?
aeee naw ==

92.  
the questions blank :O ^^ and its the last question so bye cheeekypants :* xx

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1. Name?
sarah paterson <3

2. When is your birthday?
2nd of may :)

3. What school do you go to
bellshill academy :D

4. Can you like your eyebrows? O:
yes :)

5. Favourite song atm?
lady gaga monster

6. Best movie you have seen recently
armageddon

7. Are you picky? If so , with what?
yes, clothes

8. Do you like people with lots of piercings?
no :|

9. What puts you off a boy/girl?
lots ae hings :L

10. Name all your contacts that start with C
callum fraser, chad blakeway, chantellross, colin neilson, courtney nelson, craig maclean, craig mcfarane

11. Name all your contacts that start with M
mark mcginn1, markmcginn2, mark obrien, melissa mcseveney, moirfairley, my bestriend, mymummy, my daddy

12. Name all your contacts that start with S
samantha paterson, simmone mccloy, simmones dad, simmones maw, stacey paterson, steffi mccloy and stephanie paterson.

13. What phone do you have?
samsung marvel

14. How many phones do you have/owned?
hunners:L

15. What is the last txt you sent to someone
not long in fay shopping babe <3x you ? xxx - to john <3

16. What does the 12th message in your inbox say
just on msn and playing cod babee xxxx - from beady <3

17. 30th message?
wanty cum tae ma flat up forgie am hain a party - from scott :)

18. Has any randoms ever txted you?
ayee haha

19. Name 5 of your dislikes
cows, brussel sprouts, clothes way they flower patterns, no haing texts and being grounded :)

20. 5 things you like
money, ma phone, bebo :|, fags, msn

21. 10 things you did today
woke up, got ready, went shopping, went to pizza hut, went more shopping, came home, went over to andrews, came home, tet cunts, got a chinky :)

22. Did anything make you laugh a lot?
ma sisters when we wur oot shopping

23. What did you do today?
went shoppin fur 7 hour :|

24. Time you woke up?
aout quater tay 8, oan a fuckin saturday :|

25. Time you slept last night?
about half 1, 2 oclock

26. Most visited site?
bebo :)

27. Do you go for midnight walks?
nawwwww :D

28. Are you a morning person?
yes :D

29. Name something you're looking forward to
shopping tomorrow :D

30. Any cravings?
a fag would be nice :)

31. Whats a letter in your last name?
h

32. Do you have facebook or myspace?
nope :)

33. Is adding strangers your thing?
yes, if their babes :)

34. Any bad habits?
spitting :(

35. What do you do when youre nervous
slurp ma words

36. Do you consider yourself a happy person?
yes :D am always happpppy :D

37. Favourite thing you carry around 24/7
ma phone defffs

38. 5 things you cant live without
ma phone ma laptop ma friends bebo and msn

39. What is your msn display name
·#·$0splovesjr<3 ·$1 sarah paterson(L).

40. Ever met anyone because of bebo?
yes :)

41. Spongebob or Simpsons?
simpsons :)

42. Do you own a ipod or mp3? If so what type
no :)

43. What song are you listening to
mad wan oan the tele fur a baileys advert ==

44. What do you do everyday
wake up and text cunts :)

45. Team Edward or Jacob?
edward

46. Do you have your own camera?
yes

47. Are you happy atm?
yes :D

48. Braces?
no :D

49. Glasses?
no :D

50. Ever worn a face mask before?
yes :D

51. Last time you were drunk?
3 weeeks ago boyooo :)

52. Has anything bad ever happened to you when you were drunk?
yes :D

53. On Opposite Sex: Hair colour
brown

54. Eye colour:
any

55. Personality or looks:
both

56. Are you a moody person
naw :D

57. What annoys you the most
when yer in the toon and hunners ae cunts bang intay yee :|, when yer oan yar periods and cunts annoy yee , hunnners ae shit tbh :|

58. What do you have planned this weekend?
fuckalll mate :D

59. :) or xD
:)

60. Favourite smiley?
:*

61. Have you ever laughed until it hurt?
yes

62. What were you doing 5 hours ago
just in fay shoppping :D

63. Favourite shoes?
ma heeels way the gold rim hings

64. Summer or Spring?
summmer defffsss (d)

65. Girls: shorts or skirts. Boys: shorts or jeans?
shorts

66. Do you hate anyone in particular?
yes:)

67. Favourite school subject
homeeekies childcare geography or pe

68. Is your room messy or tidy
messsy

69. Long distance or sprints?
none canny run worth a fuck

70. Favourite athletic event:
dont know what that is :(

71. Favourite holiday
anywhere but here

72. What do you do whne you're bored?
go oan msn or text cunts

73. Good conversation person?
aye sometimes :D

74. Social? Or shy?
uffffft social :D

75. Is your bebo private or public?
wis public bit noo its private

76. Favourite quote
yah stupit silly cowface arabian goggle wankin rat faced fukin mongo slabbery dog breathed wankpot cum stain fkin jobbbby eatn whorey weee african chinese mother fuckin bastardin wee cunt whore OR cheeekypantsss :L

77. Ever been to a live sports game?
no :)

78. What sports do you like watching?
none ==

79. Do you make your bed?
sometimes

80. Extemely bored? I am.
naaa

81. Whats on tv right now?
armagedddon

82. Last concert/show you went to
emm... clubland 8-) ?

83. What time did you receive your last txt ?
11:12pm

84. Who was it from?
melissa mcseveney

85. Goodbye :)
byeee cheeekypants :D

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1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
none

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
aye deffs

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
daddy

4. Is that your natural hair color?
no

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
lots

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
my boyfriend (yn)

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
scared of spiders & maggots if that counts

9. Can you lick your elbow?
no

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
tingly feet

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
see if a hid a big cock

12. Are you addicted to anything?
fags

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
love it mate

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
stephs rooooom :)

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
milk (L)

16. Do fish make good pets?
yes i have 17 ==

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich so it could take me places

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
my sisters

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
samsung marvel

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
20 quid

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
lannys

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
ayee :| :D

23. When’ s the last time you showered
bathed about an hour ago

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
yes

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
in between

26. Do you make your bed daily?
sometimes depends if i can be bothered

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
not wearing one

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
never

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
dont know :/

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
yes :|

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
not at all

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
both :)

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yes (L)

36. Where does number one live?
emm carfin/ns a think *-) ==

37. Would you date them?
already have :), broke ma wee heart (u)

38. What do you think of weddings?
love them

39. What color of socks do you have on?
none :)

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
got a scar right in the inside corner of my eye *-)

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
bout 3 hours

42. Have you bought anything today?
ice cream from the ice cream man

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
no :)

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
watermelon

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
night :)

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
no comment

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
bout 500

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
mcd's deffs

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
fizzy vimpto

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ufft sarah state ae you

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
aye

53. Lap top or pc?
laptop

54. What color is your keyboard?
white

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
yes :|

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
aye ==

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
aye ==

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
aye

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
naw

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
stripes

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
hate magggots :| :| :| :| :| and worms haha and why would a have to eat any them ?

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
yes

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
no

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
no, needs done though hah

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
irritating

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
aye ==

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my digital camera

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
yes

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
yes

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
yes

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
peppermnt

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
£25

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
purple

74. How many tv's in your house?
4

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
saqrf5tfagfth

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

naa

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
sometimes

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
aye :O

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
yes

80. Favourite sports to watch?
gymnastics

81. Can you play Poker?
strip poker ? aye (6) k.o naw ==

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
aye :|

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
no

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
no coming sooon :D

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
yes

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
no

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
none

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
trampolines

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
no

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
my wall ^o)

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
yes :(

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
are they not the same ?

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
no, want to be though :/

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
whats that ?

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cucumber

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
no

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
go nuts 8o|

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
yes

100. How many times have you moved house?
4 or 5

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
alot of people mostly my family

102. Curtains or blinds?
blinds

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
yes

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
about half an hour haha

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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: emma holt

FIRST SCHOOL: barlanarkprimary

FIRST CELL PHONE: a wee sagem i think :L

FIRST FUNERAL: not been to one yet

FIRST PET: catfish

FIRST BIG TRIP: going to asda

FIRST FIGHT: when a was a wee girl probs

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: christrousdale<3.

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: when i was young

FIRST JOB: i\'m still at school

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: probs simmone or melissa or someone

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: amy i think *-)

LAST CAR RIDE: going to asda today

LAST TIME I CRIED?: today in school, bad cramp (u)

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: home alone 2 (a)

LAST FOOD I ATE: ribs from noodles and rice mmmmm..

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: fags and irnbru.

LAST SHIRT WORN: today for school

LAST PHONE CALL: today, from my sister

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: holly walker :)

LAST THING I TOUCHED: this laptop <3

LAST FUNERAL: not been to one yet

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: tuesday

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: london 2010 me and amy :D

LAST PERSON I SAW: courtz and steph <3

LAST THING I DRANK: milk

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: fuck boys :D

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: i\'m a happy person :D

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