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May 06 10:01 AMEleanor. said

a snow drift? she exclaims
for snow...this tastes very salty

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April 18 04:22 PMWhatsername. said

there some MIGHT FINE BIG slopes you've got there she'd say, snow drift?

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April 18 12:14 PMEleanor. said

Yeah Skiing Up The Balls Slopes If Yeh Catch Me Drift

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April 13 07:39 AMWhatsername. said

i can so picture that, her class room ski trip would be very useful for all that..forward motion!

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April 13 05:03 AMEleanor. said

i actually heard that santy performed in the staff room (aka The Teachers Burlesk/Strip Club) with that very thong....which please o reegan

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April 12 04:00 PMWhatsername. said

thangs to the bros but thongs to santys riving up the boyne

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April 11 08:28 AMEleanor. said

thats wha you gotta leave these thangs to the pros, lil lady

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April 10 04:23 PMWhatsername. said

i sat on one of those sherrif badge yokes and IT HURT. what do you mean on your wat- ohhhhhh

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April 06 09:43 AMEleanor. said

not on my watch sheriff

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March 26 03:28 PMWhatsername. said

pencil case tippex grapes a turn off!!

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March 25 12:53 PMEleanor. said

Tippex grape...Kinkaay

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March 23 05:20 AMWhatsername. said

not tippex grape...

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March 22 06:37 AMEleanor. said

Grape Good(:

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March 01 11:35 AMWhatsername. said

remember my pencil case, GRAPE is BAD.

hub huba, i KEEEL YOUUU!

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March 01 11:35 AMWhatsername. said

remember my pencil case, GRAPE is BAD.

hub huba, i KEEEL YOUUU!

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I mean, Ryan has the dog, and I have Ryan, so it's kinda the same.

Could I imagine being part piano? That'd be awesome! I'd throw a D minor at you to make you sad, and then BOOM! an F Major to make you happy!

Put your trousers on and get out. NOW! It always breaks my heart to say those words.

If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn.

There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.

You smell like Christmas Jon

Spencer just looks good. I look like I'm delivering milk.

'You have used 3 inches of sellotape, god bless you.' Ahh Feck off!!!

Last year I had a go at the horseriding and it was just fantastic! Well it wasn't a real horse Ted. It was this old fella with a saddle on him. God he must have been about 80. He wasn't going very fast, of course I kinda was lashing him with the whip and couldn't get much of a response out of him. I'd say I was on him for uhh... an hour?

Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These are very small;but the ones out there are far away...small....far away.....

Have you been reading them Roddy Doyle books again Dougal?

Chair! Curtains! Floor! Gobshite!

Won't you have some cake, Father? There's cocaine in it. Oh no, not cocaine what am I on about, I mean, what d'ya call them? Raisins!!

Ted: Oh god I'm fallin down the stairs (Dives down the stairs). Bishop Brennan: Crilly, What happened? Ted: Would you believe I just fell down the stairs there...

Come on, Ted. Sure it's no more peculiar than all that stuff we learned in the seminary, you know, Heaven and Hell and everlasting life and all that type of thing. You're not meant to take it seriously, Ted!

Some of us overdid it down the local last night! Janine Reilly knows who I'm talking about! And she wasn't the only one. Some of us crawled in at 10 past 11! Tony Lynch!!

TED: Yes but I must say...I miss the noise and the lights and you know the whole buzz of the big city. Fr. HERNANDEZ: You were in Wexford weren't you?

Wait a second, you're Elvis as well!

Hairy Japanese bastards!

Do you ever notice it's usually sick people who end up in hospitals?

Ride me sideways was another one!

Oh, you're a fine young fella! How old would you say I am?? Go on, guess!!
[Dougal-40?] ..............................So! Ted! Haven't seen you in ages!

I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.

Homophobia Is Gay!

I just put my hand in a cupcake -licks hand-

C'mon Frankie, you know you wanna fuck a cow or two

Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.

*pops up out of nowhere* I've got salt water in my eye. oh I'm in deep shit for sure.

[After someone threw a glowstick onstage] Nah, nah. I don't want it, you keep it. You payed like three bucks for it, you keep it.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

?Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I would go for an animal combo, like a bear that carried a cobra -- total unstoppable force. Give that thing wings and humanity is f***ed.?

(When asked when he thought the moment was that they realized Fall Out Boy had made it big) Uh? We got pulled over by New York Police because we were driving with like ten people in an SUV, and they were like, ?Roll down all your windows!? and they came over to the car, and they were like ?Where are you guys coming from?? We were like ?We just played a show,? they were like ?Oh, what band are you in?? We were like ?Fall Out Boy?, and they were like ?Oh, seriously? F**k you guys!? And they got back in their car and they pulled up singing Dance, Dance and drove away.

You can't insult us; the musics too loud so we can't even hear you!

Do you seriously eat figs? what is this desserts from 1880?!-

'We're sick of hearing people say 'that band is so gay' or 'those guys are fags'. Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you want to say somethings shitty, say it's shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes!'

Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water? I was taking pictures.

The twenty-first century is when everything changes.

That is so Welsh.

Owen: What's that smell? Gwen: That would be grass. Owen: It's disgusting.

Owen: Ianto, I can get there. Ianto: How? Owen: King of the weevils remember?

John: COME OOOONNNN! Sing along, It's our song! Jack: We don't have a song. and if we did have a song it wouldn't be this song.

Let's all have sex
[Ianto] And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse!

You better shut up before I lamp you one!

DO NOT BRING MY BLOODY HORMONES INTO THIS, MR. JACK HARKNESS!

Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

Gwen: I just...feel that there's something going on. Owen: Marvellous, Thank you for that disney moment

*while peeing into a fish bowl* Mom, your boy has finally made it.

[Gerard] 30's like the new 20's.
[Frank Iero]...yea....for trees *giggles*

Okay I'm frank. I'm in My Chemical Romance. I'm uncomfortable, and I'm going to film ballroom dancing.

If we never play another show ever again keep yourself alive!

If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!!

I get the urge to just fuck off sometimes

Dude, you smell so slutty right now.

We're irrelevent.

What? I'm not gonna answer that question. Let's move onto the chocolate.

Yeah, that's me. I'd just chainsaw people.

Ha ha you fools! I exulted privatley. I knew exactly what I was doing. As a result of my subterfuge, Josie was there in the bath, naked and I was on the floor, innnocently playing with cars all the time watching her wash her glorious breasts 'That's it ' I thought ' keep washing: after all I'm only a little boy'

... We're just sittin here lookin at r guitars and we're like 'it's cold dudde, cold' Not to menton we're some GOOD LOOKIN MOTHERFUKERS!!!!