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Here love do ya like wine gums?

wine your gums around this

you've made my face do this
lub's yweh McBappers
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Aaahhhhh laughin my head off!!!

me no im def to wee, i'd get lock jaw hha haaa

xoxoxoxoxo

i dont even live in it yet they conjour up some shite!
i didnt kniw you could get pregnant given blow jobs ha ha

ooooo we shall dance, sing, fall, talk utter cow crap and get a big durty drunken feed

I thought my days of baby clothes and nappies wer over ha ha

xoxoxoxoxoxo

My phone has not stopped all day
all txts sayin congrads wen are u due!
i love lisburn chat.....i've never been so popular in all my life!!!
Obviously nobody has a life so they talk about mine

lookin forward till sat??

i shall return th loves later xoxoxoxo

hey steph, you not on facebook yet?? come on, i said i would never do it, and now i cant get enough lol lol xxx

freak out lol
number 1

yes, yes we can do coffee and cookies lol

just want an easy life and the world to be at peace lol

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Him, thats whats up...no more goin out at the weekends!! literally wat does he know?
not my fault he jumped into another relationship so soon.
Ya know me steph i hate all this crap n ya know i get myself in a tizzy over th slightest thing.
I only want wats owed t th wee man, he's near 5 n wat as he dun??


just realised im goin on a rant "breathe" "breathe" lol

my bakebook isnt acceptable blahhhhh

i love bein single....yeo! lol roll on my birthday......

u guna b in the burn anytime soon so we cannot talk about grown up stuffs n just have fun lol

xoxoxoxo

Stephers i know u'll tell me th truth....am i doin anything wrong wi my life at that mo??,xo

Aw thats good t hear ur well
got pissed of at bakebook ther really badly was guna chuck mu fone across th room lol xxx

how's u stephers?? xo

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Alls good chum not working n just being a bum lol were u working now anyway? Hope u have my xmas pressie sortd musta got lost last year

Alright my crazy little friend hows life on the darkside treating u? Lol

i went back to mine and drank more vodka instead off getting that super fun drunk we all love so well i ended up that zombie one eyed open and one eye closed drunk where where only people that could translate grunt sounds knew what the fuck i was saying....

you have a fun birthday???? i ended up leaveing laverys and getting the worst Kebab EVER! they microwaved some of the meat crazy fucking Turks

Happy bearsday!!!! xxxx

happy buckin birthday! x x x x