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- Solo Stuff
- Me, Myself, and I
- This Is Basically Just A Page For Stuart Conns Solo Music
His Mastery Of The Guitar, His Intresting Voice, And His Storming Live Performances Have Made Him Hot Property In The Unsigned Music Scene.
Sounding Like Bob Dylan With A Scottish Brogue, Conn Has An Intresting And Pleasent Voice.
With Lyrics Ranging From Woman To Bad Hair Days, He Writes About His Life So Far.
Give Him A Listen Hes Pretty Good
C-Day - Conn At Stereophonics
C-Day Two - Conn At The Enemy
C-Day Three - Conn At Pete Doherty (Soon!)
C-Day Four - Arctic Monkeys
Recent Rumors Of A C-Weekend Floating Around. Is Conn Preparing For A Glorious Return To T-In-The-Park?
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When Conn stares into the sun, the sun flinches.
If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken and Conn says its beef, then its beef.
James Bond has a license to kill.Conn doesn't need any licenses.
Conn's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Conn.
Conn once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Conn once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Simon Says should be renamed to Conn says because if Conn says something then you better do it.
Killing Conn doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Google can't find something, it asks Conn for help.
When Conn watches a pot, it boils immediately.
Conn once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Conn has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Conn.
People with amnesia still remember Conn.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Conn.
Conn does not sleep. He waits.
Conn is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Conn counted to infinity – twice.
When Conn does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Conn is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Conn's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Conn was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Conn doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Conn can slam a revolving door.
Conn does not get frostbite. Conn bites frost
Conn has a holiday home on the sun.
Conn Built Mount Everest with a bucket and shovel.
Conn can drink a gallon of Cider and not throw up.
Conn has beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Conn once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
C is for Conn, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
Conn has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Conn can kick start a car.
Conn doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Conn kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Conn.
Conn can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
Conn can MAKE water run uphill.
Conn once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch stick and a tomato. He shot a 54. That was nothin
See spot. See spot run. See spot get kicked in the face by Conn.
Niagra Falls is the result of one of Conn's legendary balls.
If you were killed by Conn, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
You know Conn jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Conn lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
When Conn crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When Conn throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Conn can clap with one hand.
Conn was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a kick.
CONN IS A GOD AMONGST MEN
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