FUCK YOU. :]
HOWS YOUR BOYFRIEND PETER?

FUCK YOU BUTCH

mmm... good luck with that!

okay, your next assignment is going to see the new Star Trek movie! SEE IT NOW!!!! today! it is cheap tuesday after all. but it is AMAZING!!! soo soo good! you have to see it! you must! you will!!! i promise you don't have to be in to Star Trek to enjoy it! but yes no luv till you see it, you know the drill.

NZNTM: going to LA

Nigel Barker: who's that?

Sara: like being hit in the face by a brick wall. repeatedly.

Japan: closerrrrrrrr...

Yo Yo Yiggity yo to you too haha, if you walked and talked like a gangsta you could just about fit into freyberg talking like that haha.
Did you know that if you go to wellington next yesr you will be living like 1.5hrs away!!!!!!! how cool will that be!!!!!

"I have a PhD in Horribleness"

"the hammer is my penis"

OMG DO IT!!! I would love to sit next to you while you watch Star Trek. What day are you seeing it? I'll be seeing it at about 12.30 pm on monday (your time). 1.30 pm sunday my time. the new movie does look cool! it will recruit a whole new generation of trekkies! stoked.

I am going to suggest something to you. you must obey. no luv until you do.
go online to drhorrible.com and watch Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. Starring Neil Patrick Harris if the title alone isn't enough to convince you.
I PROMISE YOU you will not regret it. you will love it. DO IT NOW!

oh guess what? I went to the Israel Independance day festival today and had a felafel pita. do you remember our magical felafel burger date?

that's a damn lie and you know it. it would be at least 10, easy.

haha I piss off the birds all the time! I also startle the other Christians on the base coz I say piss. and dick and bitch and ass and stuff like that which are all kind of bad words in America...they don't mind though. I just say, yo, I'm from the NZ hood. and they're like ah! respect bra.


I hope all Air NZ planes crash and die.

Rad?

You could say that.

I'm only now representing New Zealand in the Olympics.

The fact that it's the Biology Olympics makes no difference at all now, does it?

And the fact that I have to raise five thou to get there (Japan)...

it's going to be freaking awesome. I'm so excited. They gave us free biozones. But now I think this does mean I have to stop skipping the bit about male reproduction in my book.

Drat! -.-

I miss bio camp =(

ALOHA!

look how culturally sensitive we are!

life is terribly dull without you! You want to know something outrageous? I"M NOT FUNNY IN AMERICA! i don't think even you would be either! its like they don't understand a single word i say!

hmmph.

Have you seen Psych? its the bloodiest amazingest showness.

im QUITE sure you are NOT singstar queen my friend
that title clearlyy belongs to sean! hhahah

i researched the tekkenmovie
how co-incidently that we were justtt talking about that
interesting indeeed


i am back in australiaaaa

haha kiddingggg

i hope you are having fun in fun ol papamoa
hahah

x

Aw dont worry everyone loves the akward loser kid

Love you wife!

My hoildays are going very well thank you for asking

How are yours going loser?

Lol.
No1 is surprised.
Nicknames r good tho.
Means You Are Loved!
lol
They are pretty good been busy!
Going to Auckland 2mro wif Marisa & Jasmine so that should be fun fun!
but otherwise Boredom!!
Thats wat bebz is 4
lol

Love the Skin Jem Jem..
Haha..
Holiday's Good?

May 8/9

Auckland

The Civic

Dylan Moran

See you there.

Actually...

country and western isn't that bad.

We were listening to it all the way down to the farm. It's quite jaunty in a really depressing way. Put "leaving you was the best thing I ever did do" to fast banjo and string bass in the key of F major and it's like emo on antidepressant.

When I grow up and have a boychild I'm going to name him Jean so he can have a theme song and it can be the Jean Jeany. And I'll call him Jean Hunt Frentz (cause what guy can have a last name cooler than Frentz? Honestly? It's the shizz) so he can be Jean Hunt. Or maybe not. That's like calling a girl child Joan Arc Frentz. Or Levi Jean Frentz. Or Jane Air Frentz. Or Joy Ode Frentz.

I think I'm going to stop typing before my brain tries to escape out my ear.

no wait, i lied, its there
but it comes out on the 16th
and i dont think ill be in papamoa on the 16th
oh no, all my dreams are ruined