specticles, testicles, wallettt and watch.
cos youve not left me after all this time..
you really were a good investment ey?



love you jordan xxx

Here sum luv for the amazin Jord

U r well sound and srry bout
hitttin u at football
:'(


w/b n give me luv bck
luv ya
L x

Some love for Jordan


Did you like my plane at cadets?



i had soooooo much fun it was untrue, i could have stayed there all night just playing with myself

have a sausage of a day 2moro





ERS
x x x

a little bit of nikki loving.
because as always, its been ages since.
and because its christmas.
and because your at your poor grandmothers and forbiden to watch pirates of the carribean. shame
whilst im sat here, on my laptop, without my other laptop buddie! and forced to speak to people i wouldnt normally speak to. strange.
so love, for when you come back. a rather nice suprise, seen as though you never get love from me.
and also because our plans are thee bestest, as always. and our personal jokes *que to lmao* are hilarious. *laugh some more*
ok stop.
yeah.
merry christmas darlingness.

your wonderful friend, who you OWE. ALOT.
loveee xxxx

Christmas Love


I've been to Mass and everything, yeh that's right, Mass, I'm Catholic and proud! Gay Rights for Catholics

eeeeeeh

I can't wait for someone to come down my dirty chimney 2nite






ERS
x x x

ok imagine its 24 hrs in the future coz im too lazy to do it tomorrow.....

HAPPY CHRISTMAS JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a good one xx

Luv for jordan cuz he's the best mate i cud ever wish for.
even if he does pull my legs hairs n blames farts on me!
Luv you mannnnn!

See you next week JORDANNNN









this is one of my last comments as i feel i have no more comments to give

^^lol see what i did there?




ERS
x x x x

what are wangers?
i dont get it?

have some more love, because i never do and because i was apparently being mean.
and because you have a nice arse.
xx

love AND α comment?
well, whos α lucky girly?




































SHAME ITS FROM YOU!
im giving you my love
look αfter it, theres not much left in me

AS IF!!! you got maarried n didnt invite me!! lol was it to a man??? HASSAN????

how was liverpool??

much love xx

α little credit.
for being the wonderful friend you αre αnd becαuse i'd sαy you deserve more thαn you get.



getzz me homezz?
love Nicolαααα. xo

So...


5000 naked monkey butlers dressed in inflateable sumo wrestling outfits with knee length curly ginger hair with purple lipstick on serenade the guests before i arrive on a white rhino covered in the silk of black widow spiders whilst 30,000 drunkard dolphins sing hymns whilst juggling swords


just a thought for my entrance to the christmas dinner



The Legend that is...


ERS


x x x x x