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Lincoln
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- from Essex
- I am Single
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- Last active: 11/18/11
- www.bebo.com/linx92
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- Tagline
- what colour is smerf when you choke it?
- Me, Myself, and I
- NAME: Lincoln
AGE: Always old enough
TOUR WAS BANGING
top friends aint in order
oh my size
how you doin
██ ] 10% Luck
████ ] 20%Skill
███ ] 15% concentrated power of will
█ ] 5% Pleasure
██████████ ] 50% Pain
███████████████████ ] 100% Reason to remember the team
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- ALICE:
She is the 1st girl i ever now tht luvs rugby like i do she is mi: kitt katter, sweetcorn lady, big friend, boobie, im her little pocket rocket we are mimte buddys she the bigger pot thou and she is mi cow girl. she also the best m8 ever and can make mi laugh in a way none ever can
TOMMY:
well tommy is always there 4 mi always no joke, he is the most funniest person i no SERIOUSLY so random its unbelivable, he is like my brother that is how close we are. - Also :
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- lynx15@hotmail.co.uk
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YO mamma
Yo Mamma
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a' shit wagon!
Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
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4 Comments 272 weeks

I netted in $570 in three days being on the web! It came from - http://bit.ly/aiymKf You will love me for this!
ANDDD AGAAIN! ily! ♥
LOVEEEE(:
you really do need to changee your pic babee!(: but yess i will go out with youu(; i mean its not like we havent been going out for nearly 4months already
ily! ♥
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. i love you feckin' loads :]
yeah so what do you want for your birthday alice?
hey hope you got home okkik i came looking for you lol ! w//b x
ahh same just revising and work soo not great :l Xxx
Just missing the treggins then =[ i see how it is ! nahh i didnt think they did there tuu good for everyone but mee! What youu been uup tuu then sugaa Have youu got msn by thee way
WriteBack soon chicken =] ly x 0h lincoln Youu got a boyfriend init
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haha , yeaa fair point,
Is fun though, what you been getting up 2 then chick ? Xxx
Good tu here =] im good thankyouu chicken miss callin youu my chicken tho!! =[ lol write back soon suga ly x x x x
lol :0 what makes you think i was getting wasted
why cant youu? Xxx
Alright chicken!!! Its chloe by the wayy
Youu okayy sugaa WriteBack soon x x x
lol ahhh i seee
erummm been out every night just kindaaa knacked
Xxx
lmao wow
defo not it was funny shit
i cant believe u got kegs though it was kinda like how!?!
yer im ace tar ahhhh thats good then u loving being back?
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yooooo Lincon how are u did u guys get home alright Emma
Heyy, Good Good, im okiii thankyouu wubu2? Xx