LOL I randomly remembered about these today..
So I thought I would share..
I love them there so funny!
And I really wanna try them out!
It would be awesome!


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Hehehe.. I love number 25 the most!
And 24.. And 19, 2, 5, 6, 14, 17.. And 21..
Hehehe..
Ok they all rule!

I have new socks on..

Say the letters out loud.. You may get it..


A guy walks into a restaurant:

U F X ?
S V F X
U F M ?
S V F M
O K I F M N X


A guy walks into a restaurant:

Guy: U F X ?
Waiter: S V F X
Guy: U F M ?
Waiter: S V F M
Guy: O K I F M N X


Just incase you don't get it..


A guy walks into a restaurant:

Guy: You have eggs?
Waiter: Yes, we have eggs.
Guy: You have ham?
Waiter: Yes, we have ham.
Guy: Okay, I have ham and eggs.



Hehehe.. You see?
Ahhhh I love it so much!
It's so funny! And dorky!
And it's fun to say too!

The new craze that is sweeping.. Umm.. People!!! It is most hilarious! HILARIOUS hilarious..


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Muffin Lady: What would you like for breakfast Johnny?

Johnny: MUFFIIINNNNSSSS!

Muffin Lady: Thats right.
At 'Cunningham Muffins' we know that muffins make the best breakfast! So why not try all of our exciting new flavors!
*nods with creepy smile*

Raspberry
Cranberry
Apples
Cinnamon
Pecan
Pumpkin
Nut
Date Nut
Lemon Poppy Seed Muffin
Banaaana
Orange
Peach
Strawberry
Blueberry
Boysenberry
Almond
Choco Choco Chip
Carrot
Gooseberry
Pumpernickle
Fish
Paperclip
Ink
Bird
Shampoo
Star Wars Muffin
Bullfrog
Crickets
Cigarette.. *cough*
Isreali Palestinian Conflict Muffins
Bits OF Glass Muffin.. Oww
Asbestos.. I'm baking muffins asbestos I can.. Ah hahaha..
Monkey
Algaro Muffin
Elephant
Pencil
Newpaper
Fire!
Immaaginary Muffin
Cartoon Muffin
Blood..
What muffin would you like for breakfast Johnny?

Johnny: I lost my appetite.

Muffin Lady: You'll eat a muffin. You'll eat it, and LIKE IT! *creepy as insane smile*

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So what muffin would you like?