Name: Storm (Craig)
Nicknames: Peeps call me Stormy.
Age: 17
Birth Date: 1992.05.02
Hair Color: Charcoal
Eye Color: Poo
Height: Kinda tall
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: Not yet
Heritage: My mum is half maori and niuen and dad is a Russian american jew. But hes not really a jew and america is a cultural melting pot sooooo......YEAAP Im a white boy with dusty marshmallow complexion and bushy black hayar...

Best..

Food: Mexican Foo'
Drink: Hamiltron city tap water
Time of Day: Night running is awesome
Season: Spring
Day of the Week: Everyday! I have friends to hang with everyday of the week!
Colour: Silver and Green. Purple.....blue? TOOMANY!
Place in U.S: Seattly OR Portland, OREGON (BEST musak scene)
Place outside U.S: I wanna go to france or japan BUT im going to china to keep learing Wushu (Kung Fu)
Magazine: BLITZ or JOCK or.....think thats it
Pet: KRATOS MY PRITTY KITTY
Friend: I don't play favourites with my proporty
Feeling: I don't have feelings, i have moods.

Do You...

Shower Daily: if I can
Brush your Teeth Daily: Pretty much
Sing: ALL the fucking time
Dance: Crump at michaels house
Drink: Nahp
Smoke: Nope.
Read Books: HEEPS
Read Magazines: at da library lolz
Have a Religion: Buddhism falls into my thingy
Have a Bf/Gf: i wish i wish i wish i wish
Play an Instrument: I'm a lethal Voxer

In the Opposite Sex..(Same sex for me)

Hair Color: Don't mind but brad tells me I have a penchant for blondes. Dunno Y.
Eye Color: Bright and lively. Fuck color
Height: Don't care as long as theyre not legally a midget I guess
Tatoos: Don't care
Piercings: DOOOOO NOOOT GIIIVE A FLYIIING FUUUUUK
Body Type: TRIPPLE "O" NEGATIVE *FP*
Hobbies: Music/acting/reading/writing/art/a person that talks to me at least or ANY of the above!

Do You Believe In...
Ghosts: Why not?
Aliens: Chances are that there's some sort of life out there
God: No
Devil: Nap
Heaven: NOH
Hell: Nehp
Afterlife: Everyone has a soul. It separates us from monkeys. that and thumbs. i beleive we all float around the universe with people we love or lost and...roam.

Have You Ever...
Been Arrested: Not yet.
Cheated: No!
Been Cheated on: YES!...grrrr
Had your Heart Broken: Many a time. Okay...4 times, thats not THAT many.
Broken someone elses Heart: Nah it was pretty one sided all my relationships. SHit huh
Stripped: yes I also have my own stripper pole at home with exotic body oils and back up dancers.
Kissed more than two people in one night: yes, and it was 2 Oclock in the arvo when i wasgged school
Kissed someone of the same sex: Imagay
Lied: Try not to whenever possible but ya know. Even Jesus lied i bet.
Gotten into a fight: FightS. Plural.
Passed out: That the same as Knocked out?

Stolen anything: LETS seee... Pens, rulers, a calculator, school lunches when I was a fat little primary school kid, books, and txt books, 2 dollars from a guy that dropped his money near the drain i picked it up and kept it, AND a relentless out of the fridge at work without paying for it.

Done something you regret:I don't regret! I mean, whatever i did/end up doing its just a great oportunity to see how I work. get to know myself and stuff. Deep shit huh?
Been on T.V: Most Probably.
Been in Love: been in lust and sorta love when its one sided. i love, they take. im an object.

Last Person You...
Talked to on the phone: Mum, or Michael cant remember
Text Messaged: John Lindeman
Instant Messaged: NAE NAE. but thru my own MSN- Reginald Freeright Johnstantine
Hugged: 'Nessa, or tom tom, or michael!
Kissed: Ummm... I think it was ian. Man i been single Fo ages. (BTW< i AM actually gay if you HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY)
Yelled at: The universe for giving me a litter detention
Missed: I miss andrew
Were told loved you? Ian, or aussie. Logan bogan? or....hmm that IS a hard one. NAH Nessa.

Sweet. boredom killer DONE =]

TEN FIRSTS

1. First Best Friends: A boy named Payton Who I haven't seen since like, forever.
2. First Hamster: I had a ferret though, Named Max.
3. First Piercing: Never had one.
4. First Crush: I think it was this girl named brandon or something =P
5. First CD: Flyleaf
6. First Love: Haven't had one. Or maybe I have but I don't want to tell you. It's a mystery.
7. First Pet: Turbo the dog.
8. First alcoholic drink: I don't drink
9. First thing you remember in your life: It's a cross between me walking to the sunny spot by the door, OR eating a battery.
10.First Naughty Thing: HAHAHHAHA, bukkake much?

TEN NOWS

1. Best Guy Friends: Michael and Heath/Caine/Thomas
2. Best Girl Friends: Suji and Keely and Mash and Meg
3. Best Friend Overseas: AUSTIN!
4. Best Hobbie: Wushu kung Fu
5. Best vacation spot: Te Aroha. It's quiet and a second home!
6. Best city spot: Gengy's OR the Sabbath Bar
7. School/College: hamilton Boys'
8. What are you doing now: Typing this, listening to LOVE SHACK by the B-52s
9. Favourite song: casualty by marty casey
10.Who are you texting now? Not texting anyone right now.

NINE LASTS

1. Last Vehicle Ride: I rode your mum last night, and she was a total machine...
Lol, J/kkk
2. Last Movie Seen: Hitman. GHEY
3. Last Phone Call: Keely
4. Last CD Played: Can't remember, but it was a rock CD.
5. Last Bubble Bath: Iv'e never had one
6. Last Time You Cried: nearly 4 years ago....13th birthday. Tragic
7. Last Thing You ate: A big fat sausage.
8. Last Thing You Sat On: Your face
9. Last Time You Hugged Your Mum: This morning of course!

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS

1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends:Yup
2. Have you ever been arrested: Yup
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Nup
4. Have you ever been on TV: Not conciously
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Yup
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Yup
7. Have you ever punched a wall? YUP!
8. Have you ever played The Sims? yup

SEVEN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE (in no particular order)

1. Get abs
2. Travel Itally
3. Appear in a stage show that is unrelated to school
4. Produce an album with a band. Even if we only produce ONE actual CD, it'd be awesome.
5. Be a rockstar
6. Not get tasered again
7. Eh... Marriage or a long-term relationship. Something like that.

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY IN NO ORDER

1. Pressured for sex
2. Bitched about stuff
3. Played with my Tonfa
4. Hungered over and pleasured a big fat sausage until it exploded in my mouth
5. Did a forward roll
6. Talked to people on MSN

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER

1. Music!!!
2. Theatre!!!
3. SAUSAGES!!!
4. Reading!!!
5. Playing gigs!!!

FOUR PEOPLE WHO YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO?

Basically anyone who isn't out to use me =]


THREE CHOICES

1. Life or death: wtf do you think!?!??!?!
2. Love or sex: Both?
3. Sony or X box: Sega =P

TWO THINGS YOU'RE WEARING

1. Singlet
2. Jeans

ONE THING YOU REGRET

Not taking Japaneese in year 10.

QUESTIONS

1.Pierce your tongue or nose? TOUNGE! It improves head giving =P
2. Be serious or be funny? Serious
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Don't care
4. Die in a fire or drown? Boiled
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? ENIMIES!

DO YOU PREFER

1. Flowers or candy? Flower
2. Grey or black? GREY! It's pure awesomeness
3. Colour or Black and white photos? Black and white
4. Lust or love? Love everytime fool. Don't Youw atch disney movies?!?!
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Eh...skittles
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late, INTO the early morning

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

1. Do you like anyone? Yes!
2. Do they know it? Could be. I don't know....
3. Have you ever loved someone that hurt you? YES!

DO YOU PREFER

1. Sun or moon? Moon.
2. Winter or Autumn? Autumn
3. Left or right? right
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Aquaintences
5. Sunny or rai

New Me for 2008 264 days ago (as of the 28th of November 200

GOALS: { >=is achieved }

Eat less >
Stop being a fag
Quit bitching
Get off of meds >
Enter Rockquest with band
Continiue with the shaolin acadamy ALL year without missing ONE day.
Learn to controll adrenaline
Make fun of cricket >
Write a book >
Get a GOOD job
Do a handstand
Do a forward roll >
Be in a movie
Get mentioned on TV
TRY not to get into any more fights
Retain buddhist religeon >
Get laid 20 times >
See if i can become a Male escort
Beat Zayne Eru in Sparring
Learn how to B-Box
Pass NCEA with merit+
Make some new friends >
Break a brick with my head
Do a PROPOR pushup
Loose another 10 Kgs >
Move out
Do a gig, either solo or in my band >
Swallow something big >
Get sum queers out of the closet >
hug someone every friday
Beat depression
Get my licence
go on a roller coaster
Lick something Unbarably salty/sweet/sour/ect.... for more than 30 seconds >
Round house kick the fence before we move >
Hug a ginger>
kill a fly with my bare hands >
Grab a fly with chopsticks>
Get chopsticks>
Learn all those damn chineese names frm wushu>
Purchase PROACTIV SOLUTIONS from Guthy Renker
Get a Spesthal Sthumwun >
Beat Heath in an arm wrestle. (I know im stornger than him...but just not FORE ArM wisE! ARGH!)
Pass as an 18 year old somewhere >
Convince someone theyre gay >
convince someone theyre not gay >
Go to paeroa to make that damn elusive grave stone/cross thing
Hangout with Mash
UNLEASH THE GOO >
Beat someone in a rap battle (not allowed to be retarded person this time)
Paint a picture with proper paints>
Plant a flower/fruit/vege