Dean - U can drink it hot cold or normal
Dean - If this is bondage weres my slave and master?
Alan - Nipple Pumping
Alan - thers a really gay shit pair of man shoes that will do you
Timmy - OMG i can see john terrys penis
Tom - Turn the radio up
Tom - Do no were the fuck ur going you old fucking nub
Paul - yea tom got threw out of kellys
Timmy - if someone was brought back this would turn into a court case
Glenn - Salmon (nuf said lol)
Dean - Pocket pulling Power
Paul - who stole my straightners
Dean - Bellsprout
Dean - wait till i slither-in Timmy - Grifindor!
Dean - Cup of aids
Dean - Fuck u ! brains for shit
Paul - Tom put his arm around me and nearly dragged me into the cubical
Tom - ive got plenty of bitches lined up at home
Tom - glen wants to analy rape you
Timmy - Dean did you get these bitches in a ditch?
Timmy - Dean, why are these shoes so dirty / Dean - There dirty cos i got dirt...
Timmy - This is Dean Robinsons ejaculating face / Dean - MWAAAHAUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Timmy - Fuck you fucked my nipple good, AWW IM SO HORNY
Dean - NIPPLE RAPE
Alan - I'm a complete fuckin dick / Timmy - Sure we already new that
Timmy - GET THE NIPS!!!
Dean - I got some fadge...
Dean - Oh sorry to interrupt your phone sex...
Timmy - Dean, can you get Paul a hot saké, Glenn a normal saké and me a cold saké? / Dean - I don't even know how to do that...
Random good lookin girl in taxi - "Close the door ginger"
Everyone else - "Yea Dean you ginger cunt, close the door!"
Paul - I fingered some girls ass hole
Right noobs if you rremember any that arent included tell me to put them in as i was probably to owned to remember lol

Du hast

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein fr alle tage...

Nein

Willst du bis zum tod der scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen....

Nein

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.

As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows 95 CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE82094
 50920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1
 324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'


One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...