If you've never done this before, then this is what you do. You follow the instructions for the section. After you do that, look after the month/number/color and read the phrase. At the end, place all of the phrases together and post it under your own blog along with this game.


Pick the month you were born in:
January: I rolled
February: I drank
March: I slapped
April: I stole
May: I smoked
June: I played
July: I had sex with
August: I killed
September: I snorted
October: I licked
November: I ate
December: I bombed

Pick the day you were born on:

1: a jew
2: Asia
3: my sister
4: a pillow
5: a whore
6: a jar of pickles
7: my mom
8: cocaine
9: my brother
10: an Ipod
11: McDonalds
12: my teacher
13: the White House
14: my neighbor
15: a computer
16: a pen
17: a banana
18: a dog
19: a Mexican
20: a table
21: an XBOX 360
22: my phone
23: my best friend
24: a dictionary
25: a cat
26: a sock
27: a midget
28: the Great Wall
29: a spoon
30: a llama
31: a rabbit

Pick the color shirt you're wearing:

Pink: because I found it amusing.
Red: because I'm sexy.
Orange: because I kick ass.
Yellow: because I wanted to.
Green: because I was stoned.
Blue: because I like it like that.
Purple: because I'm a homosexual.
Black: because I could.
White: because I suck at life.
Gray: because I'm cracked
Brown: because I like doing shitty stuff like that
None: because I can't control myself.

LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists

A-Alexisonfire
B-Blondie
B-Boys Like Girls
I-Incubus

LAYER TWO:
-- Name:abigail.gifford
-- Birth Date: 2nd february
-- Current Location: arlington
-- Eye Color: Greeny.Blue
-- Hair Color: Blonde
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

LAYER THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: Flip.Flops
-- Your weaknesses: idk.Hot.Guys.lol =P
-- Your fears: heights.in.cars
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni.and.Sausage
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: idk!!!

LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: Dunno...
-- Your bedtime: Whenever.I.Want
-- Most missed memory: When.Everything.was.Simple

LAYER FIVE:
--Pepsi or Coke: pepsi (:
-- McDonald's or burger king: Mc Donalds
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: both, but chocolate wins by a hair

LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke: Nope
-- Curse: YEAH!
-- Sing: yeah!!!
-- Take a shower everyday: duh!
-- Do you think you've been in love?: idk
-- Want to go to college: yeah brown or yale
-- Like(d) high school: not there yet
-- Want to get married: Yip
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: suree
-- Think you're a health freak: nah
-- Get along with your parents:: ??? sumtimes

LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yah
-- Smoked: nope
-- Done a drug: nooo
-- Gone to the mall: yah!!!!
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yeah! =P
-- Eaten Sushi: EWWWW!
-- Been on a stage: yep
-- Been dumped: nopee
-- Gone skating: noo
-- Made homemade cookies: yep mmm
-- Gone Skinny Dipping: noooo....want 2 tho lol
--Stolen something : Nope. =D

LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: =D
-- Been called a tease: .......
-- Been beaten up: Yess
-- Shoplifted: Nope

LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: 20
--Numbers of Children: 2
-- descride your dream wedding: IDK!!!
-- What country would you most like to visit?: brussels

LAYER TEN:
In the opposite sex.. or attracting..
-- Best eye color?: blue
-- Hair color?: blonde
-- Short hair or long hair?: short
-- Height: same or taller
-- Best weight: not too fat not too thin
-- Best articles of clothing: nice Hoodies

LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: like 1, 2, 3?
-- Number of CDs that I own: idk
-- Number of tattoos: 0 but i'm getting 1 for my 18th b-day

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. >>>Does a golf cart count???
[x]You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 5

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. IT REALLY IS!
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm >>>WELL I NEVER
[x]You just tried to sing them. omg i did =] thts hilarious....ahh..yah.
So far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 3

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. >>>I sooo dont get tht
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. >>>teehee =]
[x] You've fallen asleep in class >>>yah lots of times in VA. u dont get in troubl 4 it! =]
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. >>> lol
So far: 4

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you>>> OMG YES THEY DO THAT!
[x ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". >>> yep! lol
[x] you often use your fingers to do simple math...
So far: 5

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important >>>China A-Z. =]
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it >>>lol yah
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand >>> omg this happens ALL THE TIME
So far: 4

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. >>>those r soo gay
[x] You break a lot of things. >>>all the time. =] it really pisses my family off. lol
So far: 1

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you >>>lol noooo im stupid in a different way
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before >>>YAH!
So far: 2

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling >>> especially when I had a bunk bed with one of those popcorn ceilings...
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day. >>>hell yah!
So far: 2

15 or lower means your not dumb.
16-25 means you r really dumb
26+ means you r a retard

I Got : 31

oooh great i'm a retard.