Stuntman Mike

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  • Data registrazione: June 2007
  • Ultimo accesso: 2 settimane fa
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Messaggio personale
I suffer from C.R.S ( cant rember shit )!!.
Tutto su di me
<------- :L :L did you know 'FCUK Is Offensive To Dyslexic People You Cnuts'

hi im mike im 17 (not 27) i was born in america on the second of june 1991 and moved here . i usually hang with my friends go to school i play drums (incase you havent already guessed)and watch tv . IM 6foot 3 and have long hair i listen to any thing that took talent and effort to make .metal and rock some other stuff to . thats it really except for some more stuff that im not going to tell you about..........maby later



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.....lo o o o o ol
.....lo o o o o ol... metal!!!
Music
bass and drums nice , Metallica Slayer Lamb of God there nice Pantera , meshuggah, Mastodon Chimaira, drowning pool, thirteen atumn rituals , rob zombie, TOOL , DOWN, Suidakra Rammstine, eluveitie , koЯn (backwards Я see) Rage aganst the Machine ,
Slipknot , Black stone cherry , killswitch engauge (old) motorhead,
Iron maiden, tenacious d , kcy, System of a down, dinosaur jr , primus and moastly all metal i also like rock acdc, nickelback , Black sabbath , kansas, ram jam, andrew wk, spiderbait, lenard skynyard deep purple led zeplin some other stuff arctic monkeys, gorillaz, butthole surfers , eagles of death metal, flameing lips, queens of the stone age, the prodigy , biffy clyro , thin lizzy , fat boy slim, hot chip, daft punk, cypress hill, tool, red hot chilli peppers, jimi hendrix, o and i cant forget Machine Head they FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Films
i like HITMAN , freddy got fingered, beavis and butthead do america, kung fu hustle, cheech and chong up in smoke , super bad, jay and scilent bob , the warriors, clerks, the saws all quintin tarintino movies espically pulp fiction and reservoir dogs, team america world police, 300, i am legend (fucking grate) scarface , lock stock and two smokeing barrels , a clock work orange , dawn of the dead , land of the dead , dazed and confused , bill and teds excilent adventure, wanes world , 12monkeys, borat, the punisher , district 13 , blues brothers, all the matrixes , magnolia , hostel 1 and 2 , holloween (old and new) horror and comedy pritty much and animation
Sports
kiacking sometimes skateing going to the gym and swimming and eating foods the best sport evryone can do it even emos
Scared Of
not that much really maby geting shot in the face by a circus preforming midgit clown on a unicicle
Happiest When
playing drums and hanging with my friends going to gigs and traveling .jamming with adrian patryk and ryan (good times) just doing things that make me happy really

o one more thing is my wonderful gf . i love hanging with katie all i need say is good times because thats all there is :P
T V
beavis and butt head . aduld swim, metalocolypse, aqua teen hunger force, simpsons, south park, pinky and the brain, comedy central , fonejacker, in your face, scuzz, just for laughs, jackass, the dudesons, dirty sanchaz , malcolm in the middle , some times lost csi miami csi new york and csi and prison break

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  • TERMS OF MASTERBAITION

    These are just names which myself amongst othershave come up with 120 so far (any contributions are welcome)enjoy:P
    First its the baisics:
    Wanking
    Masterbaiting
    Hand relief
    Wacking off
    now for the more excentric ones:P :
    Yankin your crank *
    Jackin the beanstock *( mike ) :L :P
    Beating the bishop
    Flogging the dolphin
    Launching your rocket
    {10} Pounding the pudd
    Spanking the monkey *
    Rubbing the rodger
    Wrestleing the one eyed monster
    Shoot putty at the moon
    Beatin your meat
    Spanking the salami
    Wanking the willie
    Messageing your muppet
    Streching the sausage
    {20}Tickeling the tallywhacker
    Slappin the jukebok
    Fondeling the fella
    Milking the man meat
    Pumping the peter
    Bashing your billy
    Cleaning the pipe
    Jumping the johnson
    Toss off
    Playin the skinflute
    {30}Blowing / Holdin the hose
    Jerkin the johnny
    Jerkin the gerkin* (joe) :L :L
    Punnishing the gremlin *
    Pocket fishing
    Touching the tip
    Bending the boner
    Shering the sheep
    Spliting the atom (mr john cockmaster)
    Peling the banana
    {40}Rubbin your rod
    Chokeing the chicken *
    Pollishing your pecker
    stirring some sause
    Ram the ham
    Flickin the bean
    Fireing the love gun
    Catching / Milking the snake (raymond)
    Knockin one out
    Having a hand party
    {50}Blowing your load
    sharpinin the sherrif
    Five knuckle shuffle *
    Blowin the cannon (ryan):P
    Mutilateing the meat
    Rubbing the firemans helmet *
    Choking charlie
    Burpin the dong
    Oomping the lumpa (dave) :P
    Loveing the longjohn
    {60}Pulling the penis
    Master bacon
    Creaming the crop (niall) lol
    Releasing the seaman (adrian) lol
    Dick sneeze
    Play fight with your willie
    Jollying your rodger
    Nerk your throbber
    Pokeing the pirate
    Slammin' the salmon
    {70}Clubing the cock
    Make the bald man puke
    Petting the puppy:o (loxy)
    Jamming the johnson
    Pump the python
    Caressing the cat
    Charming the snake
    Patting the pole
    Going for a george (mr o connel) lol
    Harrassing your hose
    {80}TIMMY TIME IN THE SINK ( baised on true life events)
    Pumping the piston
    Pounding / pulveriseing the pope
    Relief the chief
    Make instant pudding
    Crack one off
    Beating the bohemoth
    Tuckshop
    Jiggling the jellybeans
    Strumping your trumpet
    {90}Hold the sausage hostage
    Crownig the bishop
    Audition the finger puppets
    Beating off
    Bang the wang
    Tickle the pickle
    Get a grip on yourself
    Beat up your date
    Have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
    Drain the monster
    {100}Busting a nut ( wohoo 100 )
    Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
    Clamp the pipe
    Diddle
    Test the testicles
    Climb mount baldy
    Play tug-of-war with the cyclops
    Consulting dr hanz jerkov
    Fist your mister
    Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion( this is the sciency one)
    {110}Hitchhike to heaven
    mangle the midget :L
    Whizzin' jism
    Please your pisser
    Punchin' the munchkin
    Tease the weenie
    Defeating the goliath
    Pulling the handbreak
    Banishing the jews from jerusalem ( for the circumsized among us)
    (120)feedin the fish (joe and dave)

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  • shit to do

    (x) Smoked a cigarette
    (x) Smoked a cigar
    ( ) Made out with a member of the same sex
    (x) Been in love
    ( ) Been dumped
    (x) Shoplifted
    (x) Love someone or miss someone right now
    ( ) Been fired
    (x) Been in a fist fight
    (x) Snuck out of my parent's house
    (x) Had feelings for some 1 who didn’t have them back
    ( ) Been arrested
    ( ) Made out with a stranger
    (x) Gone on a blind date
    (x) Lied to a friend
    (x) Had a crush on a teacher
    (x) Skipped school (good old ty)
    ( ) Slept with a co-worker
    (x) Seen someone die
    (x) Had a crush on one of your Bebo friends (cough)
    ( ) Been to Canada
    ( ) Been to Australia
    (x) Been on a plane
    ( ) Thrown up in a bar
    (x) Set a part of myself on fire (fuck yea!!)
    (x) Eaten sushi
    ( ) Been moshing / crowd surfing at a show
    (x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
    (x) Made a snow angel
    ( ) Had a tea party
    (x) Flown a kite
    (x) Built a sand castle
    (x) Ridden through puddles on a bike
    (x) Gone puddle jumping
    (x) Played dress up (it was last halloween)
    (x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
    (x) Gone sledding
    (x) Cheated while playing a game
    (x) Been bored
    (x) Fallen asleep at work/school
    ( ) Used a fake id
    (x) Watched the sun set
    (x) Felt an earthquake
    (x) Touched a snake
    (x) Been tickled
    (x) Been robbed
    (x) Been misunderstood
    (x) Pet a reindeer
    (x) Won a contest
    ( ) Ran a red light
    (x) Been suspended from school
    (x) Been in a car accident
    (x) Had braces
    (x) Felt like an outcast
    (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
    (x) Had deja vu
    (x) Danced in the moonlight
    (x) Hated the way you look
    (x) Witnessed a crime
    (x) Questioned your heart
    ( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
    (x) Squished barefoot through the mud
    (x) Been lost
    (x) Been to the opposite side of the country
    (x) Swam in the ocean
    (x) Felt like dying
    ( ) Cried yourself to sleep
    (x) Played cops and robbers
    (x) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers
    (x) Sung karaoke
    (x) Paid for a meal with only coins
    (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
    (x) Made prank phone calls
    (x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
    (x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
    (x) Danced in the rain
    (x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
    ( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
    (x) Watched the sun set with someone you care about
    (x) Blown bubbles
    (x) Made a bonfire on the beach
    (x) Crashed a party
    (x) Gone rollerskating
    (x) Had a wish come true
    (x) Worn pearls
    (x) Jumped off a bridge
    (x) Ate dog/cat food
    (x) Told a complete stranger you loved them
    (x) Kissed a mirror
    (x) Sang in the shower
    ( ) Have a black dress
    (x) Had a dream that you married someone
    (x) Glued your hand to something
    ( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
    ( ) Kissed a fish
    (x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
    ( ) Been a cheerleader
    (x) Sat on a roof top
    (x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
    (x) Attempted a one-handed cartwheel
    (x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
    (x) Stayed up all night
    (x) Didn't take a shower for a week
    (x) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
    (x) Climbed a tree
    (x) Had a tree house
    ( ) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
    (x) Believe in ghosts
    ( ) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
    (x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school(gay ass uni)
    ( ) Gone streaking
    (x) Played chicken
    (x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
    (x) Caught a fish then ate it
    (x) Caught a butterfly
    (x) Laughed so hard you cried
    ( ) Cried so hard you laughed
    (x) Mooned/flashed someone
    (x) Cheated on a test
    ( ) Have a Britney Spears CD
    (x) Forgotten someone's name(ya that one whats her name ):L

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  • big . load of old . goose shit is what blog stands for

    ok so i was just walking along minding my own buisness when a mime just jumps out with a knife and tells me to give him all my money i thought o no . but luckily i had a gun and was able to eh subdue him by shooting him in the face. then when the athoritys came they gave me a medal and some chocolate for subdueing the crazey mime mugger. then i became presedent ..................................
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     .......... of the pickles lovers of nabraska fan club true story fin

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chiudi how good are you in bed

how good are you in bed

My result is: wheyyyy your a god in the nut sack

your willie is massive and you bash it off lots of peoples faces

chiudi 63 Annoying Questions Survey

63 Annoying Questions Survey

Song that always makes you sad: walkin on sunshine
Last thing you bought: 500ml vodka
Last person you argued with: ermm mum maby
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: is there any other way
One of your nicknames as a kid: kinky
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: fuck no
Favorite day of the week: saturday
Favorite Sundae topping: butterscotch
Did you take Piano lessons: at one point yes
Most frequent song played: gorrilaz all of em
TV show you secretly enjoy: telletubbies
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: hockey
Date someone older or younger: older younger who gives a fuck accpt to younger lol
One place you could travel right now: amsterdam
Do you use umbrellas: for sexual pleasure
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: erm doich land doich uber alice .. o wait erm no
Favorite Cheese: i like all cheese
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: disturbed
Blondes or Brunettes: blondes
Best job you ever had: drum teacher tiz the job bai
Did you go to your high school prom: yea it was great i met the fellas :L:L
Perfect time to wake up: 3
Perfect time to go to bed: never

chiudi Commenti

  • Kitty Ditty
    luv Kitty Ditty

    Hey baba, I'm sorry about your house, thats crappy :( :( . I hope your ok. I'll call you in a while, I'm true blooding it up xD
    Ily,
    XxXxX

    2 settimane fa
  • Kitty Ditty
    luv Kitty Ditty

    Thats soooo mean!! I've got laryngitis not swine. N u can't even spell FLU so ha!



    xDPooPooYouYouxD

    3 settimane fa
  • Kitty Ditty
    luv Kitty Ditty

    Cos I do xD *cough cough* sickness, come n c me!
    XxX

    3 settimane fa
  • Kitty Ditty
    Kitty Ditty

    Joined u in the bad mood club...

    10 settimane fa
  • Kitty Ditty
    luv Kitty Ditty

    I love you XxX

    10 settimane fa
  • Sophia Recks
    Sophia Recks

    LOL! lovely. How did the leaving cert go? :L

    15 settimane fa
  • Sophia Recks
    Sophia Recks

    Lol silly mike :D
    What's your middle name?

    15 settimane fa
  • Sophia Recks
    Sophia Recks

    lol. No it wasn't. Its Sophia Lorraine not Sophia Eve, dumbass :P :L

    16 settimane fa
  • Sophia Recks
    Sophia Recks

    Great job on my quiz.

    16 settimane fa
  • Santry
    luv Santry

    haha i'll be probly still black when you get back so you can see me then:P

    when you back anyway?

    16 settimane fa
  • Kitty Ditty
    luv Kitty Ditty

    Sorry

    16 settimane fa
  • Amor E Morte
    Amor E Morte

    .......Get the penguin

    17 settimane fa
  • Amor E Morte
    luv Amor E Morte

    Gonna get a tacocart and put it right outside his house!
    Then when he comes askin for tacos, i'm not gonna let him have any. Then if he starts one me.... get my 'penguin new asshole ripper'
    And we're gonna be eating penguin Tacos....






    Bitch...

    17 settimane fa
  • Amor E Morte
    Amor E Morte

    A penguin stole my tacos.....






    Bitch....



    :D

    17 settimane fa
  • Maeve Coughlan
    luv Maeve Coughlan

    Thanks 4 wednesday!!
    was ggooodddd!!

    20 settimane fa
  • Santry
    Santry

    "her tits are massive man"

    "ya stop looking ya cunt, now i can't"

    :L :L :L :L good times biyyyyyyyyy

    20 settimane fa
  • Alyssia Hogan
    Alyssia Hogan

    ya i think so if i' not working..ya same ere, av ad it since last summer, really wanna get a car soon

    21 settimane fa
  • Alyssia Hogan
    Alyssia Hogan

    didn know u wr driving?? trident waitressing, tis handy ou lyk..u looking 4wrd 2 d party??

    21 settimane fa
  • Alyssia Hogan
    Alyssia Hogan

    hey, yes i did av fun at sandy cove, fuck d water was freezing doh, must do it again wen d wedr picks up :) summer's good, av a job, goin ou alot, learning 2 drive etc..hows ur summer goin??

    21 settimane fa
  • Maeve Coughlan
    Maeve Coughlan

    ** IT looked bril like!**
    :L

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    23 settimane fa