Stuntman Mike
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- Data registrazione: June 2007
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- I suffer from C.R.S ( cant rember shit )!!.
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hi im mike im 17 (not 27) i was born in america on the second of june 1991 and moved here . i usually hang with my friends go to school i play drums (incase you havent already guessed)and watch tv . IM 6foot 3 and have long hair i listen to any thing that took talent and effort to make .metal and rock some other stuff to . thats it really except for some more stuff that im not going to tell you about..........maby later
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.....lo o o o o ol... metal!!! - Music
- bass and drums nice , Metallica Slayer Lamb of God there nice Pantera , meshuggah, Mastodon Chimaira, drowning pool, thirteen atumn rituals , rob zombie, TOOL , DOWN, Suidakra Rammstine, eluveitie , koЯn (backwards Я see) Rage aganst the Machine ,
Slipknot , Black stone cherry , killswitch engauge (old) motorhead,
Iron maiden, tenacious d , kcy, System of a down, dinosaur jr , primus and moastly all metal i also like rock acdc, nickelback , Black sabbath , kansas, ram jam, andrew wk, spiderbait, lenard skynyard deep purple led zeplin some other stuff arctic monkeys, gorillaz, butthole surfers , eagles of death metal, flameing lips, queens of the stone age, the prodigy , biffy clyro , thin lizzy , fat boy slim, hot chip, daft punk, cypress hill, tool, red hot chilli peppers, jimi hendrix, o and i cant forget Machine Head they FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Films
- i like HITMAN , freddy got fingered, beavis and butthead do america, kung fu hustle, cheech and chong up in smoke , super bad, jay and scilent bob , the warriors, clerks, the saws all quintin tarintino movies espically pulp fiction and reservoir dogs, team america world police, 300, i am legend (fucking grate) scarface , lock stock and two smokeing barrels , a clock work orange , dawn of the dead , land of the dead , dazed and confused , bill and teds excilent adventure, wanes world , 12monkeys, borat, the punisher , district 13 , blues brothers, all the matrixes , magnolia , hostel 1 and 2 , holloween (old and new) horror and comedy pritty much and animation
- Sports
- kiacking sometimes skateing going to the gym and swimming and eating foods the best sport evryone can do it even emos
- Scared Of
- not that much really maby geting shot in the face by a circus preforming midgit clown on a unicicle
- Happiest When
- playing drums and hanging with my friends going to gigs and traveling .jamming with adrian patryk and ryan (good times) just doing things that make me happy really
o one more thing is my wonderful gf . i love hanging with katie all i need say is good times because thats all there is
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- beavis and butt head . aduld swim, metalocolypse, aqua teen hunger force, simpsons, south park, pinky and the brain, comedy central , fonejacker, in your face, scuzz, just for laughs, jackass, the dudesons, dirty sanchaz , malcolm in the middle , some times lost csi miami csi new york and csi and prison break
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Prodigy Voodoo People live Cork Marquee 18 june 2009
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TERMS OF MASTERBAITION
These are just names which myself amongst othershave come up with 120 so far (any contributions are welcome)enjoy
First its the baisics:
Wanking
Masterbaiting
Hand relief
Wacking off
now for the more excentric ones
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Yankin your crank *
Jackin the beanstock *( mike )
Beating the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Launching your rocket
{10} Pounding the pudd
Spanking the monkey *
Rubbing the rodger
Wrestleing the one eyed monster
Shoot putty at the moon
Beatin your meat
Spanking the salami
Wanking the willie
Messageing your muppet
Streching the sausage
{20}Tickeling the tallywhacker
Slappin the jukebok
Fondeling the fella
Milking the man meat
Pumping the peter
Bashing your billy
Cleaning the pipe
Jumping the johnson
Toss off
Playin the skinflute
{30}Blowing / Holdin the hose
Jerkin the johnny
Jerkin the gerkin* (joe)
Punnishing the gremlin *
Pocket fishing
Touching the tip
Bending the boner
Shering the sheep
Spliting the atom (mr john cockmaster)
Peling the banana
{40}Rubbin your rod
Chokeing the chicken *
Pollishing your pecker
stirring some sause
Ram the ham
Flickin the bean
Fireing the love gun
Catching / Milking the snake (raymond)
Knockin one out
Having a hand party
{50}Blowing your load
sharpinin the sherrif
Five knuckle shuffle *
Blowin the cannon (ryan)
Mutilateing the meat
Rubbing the firemans helmet *
Choking charlie
Burpin the dong
Oomping the lumpa (dave)
Loveing the longjohn
{60}Pulling the penis
Master bacon
Creaming the crop (niall) lol
Releasing the seaman (adrian) lol
Dick sneeze
Play fight with your willie
Jollying your rodger
Nerk your throbber
Pokeing the pirate
Slammin' the salmon
{70}Clubing the cock
Make the bald man puke
Petting the puppy
(loxy)
Jamming the johnson
Pump the python
Caressing the cat
Charming the snake
Patting the pole
Going for a george (mr o connel) lol
Harrassing your hose
{80}TIMMY TIME IN THE SINK ( baised on true life events)
Pumping the piston
Pounding / pulveriseing the pope
Relief the chief
Make instant pudding
Crack one off
Beating the bohemoth
Tuckshop
Jiggling the jellybeans
Strumping your trumpet
{90}Hold the sausage hostage
Crownig the bishop
Audition the finger puppets
Beating off
Bang the wang
Tickle the pickle
Get a grip on yourself
Beat up your date
Have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Drain the monster
{100}Busting a nut ( wohoo 100 )
Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Clamp the pipe
Diddle
Test the testicles
Climb mount baldy
Play tug-of-war with the cyclops
Consulting dr hanz jerkov
Fist your mister
Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion( this is the sciency one)
{110}Hitchhike to heaven
mangle the midget
Whizzin' jism
Please your pisser
Punchin' the munchkin
Tease the weenie
Defeating the goliath
Pulling the handbreak
Banishing the jews from jerusalem ( for the circumsized among us)
(120)feedin the fish (joe and dave)1 commento 296 giorni
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shit to do
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Smoked a cigar
( ) Made out with a member of the same sex
(x) Been in love
( ) Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
(x) Snuck out of my parent's house
(x) Had feelings for some 1 who didn’t have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Made out with a stranger
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
(x) Skipped school (good old ty)
( ) Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen someone die
(x) Had a crush on one of your Bebo friends (cough)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Australia
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Set a part of myself on fire (fuck yea!!)
(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been moshing / crowd surfing at a show
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
( ) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Ridden through puddles on a bike
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up (it was last halloween)
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been bored
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake id
(x) Watched the sun set
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Pet a reindeer
(x) Won a contest
( ) Ran a red light
(x) Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers
(x) Sung karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerskating
(x) Had a wish come true
(x) Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Ate dog/cat food
(x) Told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
( ) Have a black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
(x) Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Had a tree house
( ) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) Believe in ghosts
( ) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school(gay ass uni)
( ) Gone streaking
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
( ) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Cheated on a test
( ) Have a Britney Spears CD
(x) Forgotten someone's name(ya that one whats her name )
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big . load of old . goose shit is what blog stands for
ok so i was just walking along minding my own buisness when a mime just jumps out with a knife and tells me to give him all my money i thought o no . but luckily i had a gun and was able to eh subdue him by shooting him in the face. then when the athoritys came they gave me a medal and some chocolate for subdueing the crazey mime mugger. then i became presedent ..................................
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chiudi how good are you in bed
how good are you in bed
My result is: wheyyyy your a god in the nut sack
your willie is massive and you bash it off lots of peoples faces
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : walkin on sunshine |
| Last thing you bought | : 500ml vodka |
| Last person you argued with | : ermm mum maby |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : is there any other way |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : kinky |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : fuck no |
| Favorite day of the week | : saturday |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : butterscotch |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : at one point yes |
| Most frequent song played | : gorrilaz all of em |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : telletubbies |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : hockey |
| Date someone older or younger | : older younger who gives a fuck accpt to younger lol |
| One place you could travel right now | : amsterdam |
| Do you use umbrellas | : for sexual pleasure |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : erm doich land doich uber alice .. o wait erm no |
| Favorite Cheese | : i like all cheese |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : disturbed |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : blondes |
| Best job you ever had | : drum teacher tiz the job bai |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : yea it was great i met the fellas :L:L |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 3 |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : never |
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Hey baba, I'm sorry about your house, thats crappy
. I hope your ok. I'll call you in a while, I'm true blooding it up xD
Ily,
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Thats soooo mean!! I've got laryngitis not swine. N u can't even spell FLU so ha!
xDPooPooYouYouxD
Cos I do xD *cough cough* sickness, come n c me!
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Joined u in the bad mood club...
I love you XxX
LOL! lovely. How did the leaving cert go?
Lol silly mike
What's your middle name?
lol. No it wasn't. Its Sophia Lorraine not Sophia Eve, dumbass
Great job on my quiz.
haha i'll be probly still black when you get back so you can see me then
when you back anyway?
Sorry
.......Get the penguin
Gonna get a tacocart and put it right outside his house!
Then when he comes askin for tacos, i'm not gonna let him have any. Then if he starts one me.... get my 'penguin new asshole ripper'
And we're gonna be eating penguin Tacos....
Bitch...
A penguin stole my tacos.....
Bitch....
Thanks 4 wednesday!!
was ggooodddd!!
"her tits are massive man"
good times biyyyyyyyyy
"ya stop looking ya cunt, now i can't"
ya i think so if i' not working..ya same ere, av ad it since last summer, really wanna get a car soon
didn know u wr driving?? trident waitressing, tis handy ou lyk..u looking 4wrd 2 d party??
hey, yes i did av fun at sandy cove, fuck d water was freezing doh, must do it again wen d wedr picks up
summer's good, av a job, goin ou alot, learning 2 drive etc..hows ur summer goin??
** IT looked bril like!**
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