True Laredoan
You know you live in Laredo if...

If you get stopped by the police, don't worry about it, you
probably know him! He's your best friend's mom's tia's nephew's
abuela's commadre's cunado. No sweat! (inga)

The local "hot spot" is the mall on Saturdays. EVERYONE from both Nuevo Laredo and Laredo is there! The words "chuke" and "chuka" have any meaning to you.

Your favorite commercial is the Escamilla Used Car commercial where the "future general manager", Servando jr, is the star. You think he is so cute when he shyly says, "Escamilla, Papi?" and his father(the current general manager) says, "That's my boy!"

Taco Palenque/ Palenque Grill has the best food in town!(ya sabes!!)

You can't go anywhere without seeing at least 5 people that you know. You go up to all of them and kiss their cheeks to say hello. Who ever heard of a hand shake?(tru dat!!)

You actually think Lake Casa Blanca is a real lake.

February is your favorite month. Why? Because of the WBCA celebration(especially the carnival), DUH!!!

The best months to go swimming are between February and November.

100 degrees is nothing to you. Hell, 110 degrees is still mild weather. Give me 120 degrees, and we'll talk!

You can't fully understand the idea of 4 seasons. There's summer(which lasts 3/4 of the year) and something in between.

Last winter when it snowed (for the first time in 50 years)
you thought it snowed A LOT. In reality, it snowed about 1 inch. And, of course, it was gone by the next morning.(inga)

There is no Autumn here. You have never seen orange, yellow, or red leaves on trees. The leaves are green one day, and on the floor, brown, the next day.

When the temperature gets to 30 degrees outside (our coldest winter days)you think its freeeeezing!

The idea of "April Showers" is all a joke to you. Actually the ideaof any rain, is a joke to you.

You once thought the Laredo Bucks was the coolest thing in theworld. You go to every game they play and you are their best fan. But, what exactly is hockey?(puro bucks!!)

Your Sunday routine is as follows: Mass in the morning,
Abuelita's house after that, your other Abuela's house after that, carne asada at your tio's house, playing with your primos, and well, that's about it.

*SELENA VIVE!!!!*

You have friends/relatives named Juan, Jose, Robert, Poncho, Pancho, Ale, Daniela, or Lupita.

You don't know the difference between green, red, or yellow stoplights. You've never heard of a stop sign. Blinkers are only there for decoration. For that matter, staying in the correct lane means nothing to you.

A Day Without Mexicans means that the city would be on vacation or actually: Laredo would disappear from the maps.

Semana Santa means your entire family (and every other Laredoan's family) is coming to stay in your house for some time.

You constantly make fun of those who speak "Pocha", even if you do ccasioanlly say things like, "Esta pa la left! Ira, ira! pa la
left!" (for any of you that speak like that, go take some English lessons.)...(its ok, we talk asi..inga lol)

You have a gun worth more than your "new" car for "protection"

Yellow liscense plates...gotta hate them (mexico tamaulipas
plates)...es que they drive all 5 m/p/h infront of u wen ur in a hurry!!

You can't walk around Laredo without hearing that famous Nextel Cherp! and then "ey guey! where you at?!" but remember, everyone has boost,Not Nextel. LOL!!!

You know at least 10 people who have taken pictures with a play boybunny background at "fantastic shots"

You complain how horrible and boring Laredo is...but when out of towners say it..you get offended.

Heatwave is the worst weather man...but we all love him deep down inside.

Sundays is where the partys at thats right...meet me at the "SanBer" and we'll meet some "new" people.

Everyone out there is wearing the Polo Sport low booties....Apparently everyone thinks theyre in style, but they really are outdated!

!!BRIAN!!
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haha this is kinda the same thing as the last one but diffrent
JANUARY------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I RAPED
MARCH-------I SLEPT WITH
APRIL-------i FUCKED
MAY---------I SLAPPED
JUNE-------I BEAT
JULY----------I KISSED
AUGUST-----I DREAMED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER-----I BITCH SLAPPED
OCTOBER-------I KILLED
NOVEMBER------I RAPPED ABOUT
DECEMBER----I MADE OUT WITH

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1---MY NEIGHBOR
2---MY BESTFRIEND
3---MY EX
4---YOU
5---A LAWN GNOME
6---A HOBO
7---A MOP
8---A mexican
9---MYSELF
10---with a mexican
11---/GIRLFRIEND
12----MY TRUE LOVE
13----A HOE
14----A GANGSTER
15----P.DIIDY
16-----A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-----A WHITE BOY
18-----A SPOON
19----A LESBIAN
20----A SEXY BITCH
21----A BANANA
22-----SPONGE BOB
23----A HOMO
24----A TREE
25----1000 PEOPLE
26----A NOODLE
27-----A GOTH
28----MY HOMIES GF
29----A PREP
30----HIM/HER
31----MY UNCLE

COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE----BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------because im o so sexii
GREEN-----BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO
PURPLE----BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY-------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE----BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON-----BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED----BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TYE DIE----BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
PUT IT ALL TOGETHER and u get ......