ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?: sure am
2. A morning person?: yeah very much so !
3. Are you a perfectionist?: not even close
4. An only child? five of us
5. Catholic? yep
6. In your pjamas?: nope !
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: god no
8. Okay at styling other people's hair? yeah , im okay i spose
10. Addicted to Bebo?: nah
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: at times

DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails?: sumtimes
13. Get paranoid at times? doesn't everyone ?
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: not at the moment !
15. Curse frequently when you get mad? yes, that i do !
16. Enjoy country music?: dont really listen to it !
17. Enjoy jazz music?: same !
18. Enjoy smoothies?: yes!
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: yeah , til the phone n my ear start burnin !
20. Have a lot to learn?: of course!
21. Have a pet? none of my own.
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: debatable..
23. Have all your grandparents?: only one !
24. Have at least one sibling?: have 4
25. Have been told that you are smart?: as in smarty pants or intellegent ?
26. Have a broken bone?: not at the moment , but i stil wudn trust sibh with a hurl
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone? yep

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper?: too many
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: in this wk alone iv changed over 200 !! beat that !
31. Had surgery?: nope
32. Killed another person:? no way
33. Had the cops called on you? : never

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you? prob sam ? no1 really sleeps my bed but me !
2. Saw you cry?: nobody worth cryin over !
3. Went to the movies with you? sibh, em , n farrell ?
4. You went to the mall with? sibhy n casey
5. You went to dinner with?: emma , sibh n the boys ! (lunch not dinner)
6. You talked on the phone?: BCC
7. Said 'I love you' to and really meant it? my nephew Charlie
8. Broke your heart?: heart intact
9. Made you laugh?:
10. You kissed? ????

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: have both , prefer nose , with a ring
2. Be serious or be funny?: funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: skim
4. Spend time with your parents or enemies? my parents!!

ARE YOU:
1. Simple or complicated: simple i think
2. Gay? more than tina is
3. Hardcore?: not realy


DO YOU PREFER:
1. Flowers or Candy?: flowers..
2. Gray or Black?: black
3. Color or Black and white photos? black n white ones
4. Lust or Love? love i spose ?
5. Sunrise or Sunset?: Both !
6. M&Ms or Skittles? mnm's
7. Staying up late or waking up early? usually up early , but stayin up late if its for fun purposes or in good company !


ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it?: 00:53
2. Name? Liz Crowe
3. Nickname(s): Buzz, Lizzie
4. Where were you born?wex gen hospital
5. What is your birthdate? 3 march 1987
6. What do you want? lots
7. Where do you want to live? not sure yet ?
8. How many kids do you want?: 2or3
9. What would you want to name a girl?: dunno
10. What would you want to name a boy?: Frankie
11. You want to get married? yeah , i think so !


UNIQUE:
1. Nervous Habits: irratablity
2. Are you double jointed?: no!
3. Can you roll your tongue?: yep
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: no
5. Can you cross your eyes?: yep
7. Which shoe goes on first?: which ever one i go for first
9. Ever thrown one at someone?: dont think so !

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it’s great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

not that i make a habit of watching porn or nethin .. jus thought this one was hilarious ..

21 is untrue !

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy f***s.
11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.