John madjeski's magic
he wears a magic hat
he drives a big black bentley n
hes shaggin cillar black

you are my reading
my only reading u make
me happy when skys are gray
WHEN SKYS ARE GRAY
u never know dear how much i love u
oh u cnt take my reading away
alala blues

and its all gone quiet over there
and its all gone quiet over there
and its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over threrlues alalala blues

he'll shoot
he'll score
he'll eat your labrador
seol ki-hyeon
seol ki-hyeon

seol seol where ever u may be
eating dogs in your home country
could be worse could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

Wally downses magic
he wears a magic hat
n when he saw neil warnock
he hit the fuckin TWAT

E I E I E I O
up the premierleague we go
will we get in europe
this is what we'll sing

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.

Hello hello we are the Reading boys
Hello hello we are the Reading boys

When I was young
I asked my mother
What shall I be
Shall I be Reading
Shall I be Swindon
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son and go
Get your fathers gun
Were off to shoot Swindon scum
Shoot the Swindon scum!

Every where we go
Every where we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell um
So we tell um
We are the Reading
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
We hate the Swindon
So we stab um
So we stab um
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
Ae are the Swindon HATERS!

When the red red robin goes bobbin along
Shoot the bastard
Shoot the bastard
Shoot shoot shoot the bastard

In Reading's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through streets wide and narrow,
Singing...
Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Reading!

Stand up if you hate chelsea
stand up if you hate chelsea

Who the fuck r man utd
who the fuck r man utd
who the fuck r man utd
as the royals go marching on on on !!!

Fight, fight wherever we may be
we are the famous RFC
and we dont give a fuck
Whoever you may be
Coz we are the famous RFC

We're Reading! We're Reading!
We'll kick your f****n head in!

You are a scouser,
A dirty scouser,
Your only happy on giroday,
Your mums out stealing
Your fathers dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away