aussies and wogs
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
WOG FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
WOG FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
WOG FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WOG FRIENDS: Cry with you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
WOG FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
WOG FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
WOG FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WOG FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
WOG FRIENDS: Are for life.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
WOG FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
WOG FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this.
WOG FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did