John Loney
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- from Born in Iserlohn, Germany, living in Portavogie though i'm a Belfast boy
- Married
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- Member since: June 2007
- Last active: 2 weeks ago
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Hello everyone...
The profile pic is of my wee dog who went to doggy heaven this week at the grand old age of 13.
My wee niece's hubby gone to Afghanistan, he'll be fine Emma.
My mates band "In Case Of Fire" have released their first album "Align The Planets" available in good music stores and Play.com....Go on, buy a copy and support your local band.
Schooled at Hemsworth and a Somerdale old boy.
Still working hard
Love Liverpool, F1, and Norn Iron
"Know what i mean like?"
Hate Religions.....the cause of most conflicts & Wars.
Hate Manchester Utd..... the cause of most conflicts & wars (Bastards).
Love, my wee sister in-law, the Donaghadee one, the cause of Conflicts & War.
- Music
- U.2, Crowded House, Moby, Coldplay, Van the Man, Oldfields Tubular Bells & lately been toe tapping to Frank Sinatra. Mr Williamsons wee 3 piece band aint bad either
- Films
- Jaws, The Exorcist, Shawshank Redemption, The Blues Brothers, Where Eagles Dare, ( That scene around the table, Burton & Eastwood, Classic!) Scarface, Arthur, Anger Management, Escape to Victory....TV CSI's Them all, L.A, Miami & N.Y. The Sopranos.
Why Jaws? For its time, the effects of the Shark, no computers and that haunting theme. Though i was only a big kid, it was the first movie i took my wee sister to see, aint that right Michelle?
The Exorcist! Because it was the first movie to scare the shit out of me.
The Shawshank redemption! What a film, in everyway. If you aint seen it, Where have you been?
The Blues Brothers! You enjoy music? You like a laugh? Belushi at his best.
Where Eagles dare! My Dad had me watching these from no age, but a classic movie.
Scarface! Say Helloooo to my little friend! ( Cubin Accent ) of course.
Arthur! Wee Dudey Moore, brilliant! Remember going to see this with a wee nurse. He was a nice boy too!
- Sports
- At the moment, im playing a lot of tennis. A few games of football during the week as well. Then i would go for a few laps in my Ferrari.... Oh! Im talking about my PS3....
Liverpool... At International level, Our wee country of course...... F-1... Where's all the Irish lads gone? Slicks are back, now back to racing. - Hates & Fears
- Birds!.
The ones with wings! I scream like a girl!
The Child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, still get nightmares of him.
People who treat you like shit (Its Nice to be Nice).... Manchester United, but you knew that.
That bloody D.J on the way down from work on a Friday morning, laughing & screaming the fact that its the weekend. - Happiest When
- Watching The History Channel, National Geographic.
Eating a steak, Bleeding, (Mooooooo!) Nice wine, nice company. Candles lit, nice n Romantic. Maybe tomorrow night. (Liverpool's playing the scumbags on Sky!) Sitting in my den, a cold beer, a wee Whiskey from the Jaro, headphones on, volume up, listening to Simon and Garfunkle's 82 concert in Central Park... and Fleetwood Macs, The Chain!..
When those guitars start, hairs on my neck and goosebumps, the original F1 theme Imagine yourself in a Ferrari..
Watching CSI's & The Sopranos. Some filmed near were my relatives live in New Jersey plus the fact that Big Tony is a personal friend, so no Bullshit please. - Humour
- Q. Why do women have periods?.
A. Because they fckn deserve them. - People I Admire!
- My Mum, for clipping me around the ear, when i needed it.....My Grandfather, John Loney. who went off to war to free Europe from the Nazi stronghold.........My Granmothers Loney and Millar , or Maggie and Emily, the backbone of my family. My uncle Harry who went to America and showed the Yanks how to do it........My other Uncle Harry who went to Australia to show the Aussies how to do it...... Sheriff Buford T Justice, Bill Shankley, for making Liverpool into a team..... Bob Paisley for continuing it... Fagen, Dalglish, Souness, Moran, Evans, Houlier and now Raff!.......Billy Bingham for the good times...and the Big man himself, My Father!........ John Loney (George) The man who made me what i am....
I try Da!......... Faugh a Ballagh!
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Who Is Jack Schitt ?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chic ken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The weddin g announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Guts or Balls
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about some people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
Defined below.
GUTS..... is arriving home late after a night out with the boys. being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask " Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS.... is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say. " your next fatty".0 Comments 430 days
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For Dad
Here's good luck to the Rifles
The Inniskillings too
And not forgetting the Fusiliers
For they are Irish too
Side by side they fought and died as only heros can
And yez all no well that Neuve Chapelle was won by an Irishman
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geeze did sum nutter attack ya?? Yup in collar n cuff
gd news is i didnt break othr one last nite! Aw u lucky duck!! How long u goin for,am jealous. No mre luvs soz john! x x
Hahahahaha howd u do that?? Well i broke my elbow 2 wks ago on right arm if thats any consilation??!!
Anythin else strange wit ya?? x x
Haha was dancin away in the hotel sat nite n there were 2 numptys beshde me swingin eachothr evrywhere. Girl smackd into me n i fell bk
believe i missd ur leavin dooo?! Matt told me it was on,but nobody z wen! Soz,wuda been fun to catch up! Anytin nu wit ya x
dinners usually theres at least one thing i like at the buffets nd the al a carte ones are decent enough, watched the liverpool match the other day was on an american channel, wasnt that great of game, but the arsenal one yesterday was a cracker, sure il see u next week, speak soon dad
lol aye ok, yea its hittin 35 everyday, hard lying in it for too long so i take wee breaks now and then, the bars an that are good but their measures are bad, too much mostly, the beers good tho presidente i think it is callled, ice cold and always refreshing, went snorklin last week on the beach, they give u all the equipment there and then, then we went cayaking the other day, thats included too, was good aswell, got flipped on the way in, theres two reefs so snorklin close to them theres all these mad fish, really cool, but pretty much as soon as u set foot in the water u can see fish....foods dead on, hopefully u wont find that hard, they have like bacon and stuff for breakfast and a chef who does omlettes and fried eggs, lunch is always good snack bar does burgers, chips and that and the buffet usually has chicken thats like kfc style,
thanx! First time n all so happy! And how are u?
hi john! so sorry i missed you on sat night, hope you guys managed to have a good one without me! xo
Oh I am surviving still in that rotten co-op! what have you been up to?
remember no sugar in my tea, and plenty of salt in andy's. The trip is £269 including ticket i think. Its a chartered flight on the day, there and back and coach transfer to the ground and back. Handier than trying to organise somewhere to stay and trying to read foriegn bus signs
Hey John,
I'm all set for the season starting, but I don't think Liverpool were judging by the result.
Just getting ready to book my ticket for the czech game. Just doing the IFA day trp thing.
Your not missing much in the co, same crap different day.
Have you heard Matts trying to organise a night out for you
haha john, you're a funny man. sure, we all leave paul to do all the work, that's why the place is falling down round our ears! how's things? xoxo
no! Shes stil a witch!lol Am good,apart frm the hangovr. How u doin? Anytin new?
john give me a ring at the shop next time you get the chance m8
we miss you!! come back and we'll get rid of andy!
hi ya john, hows u?? was havin a wee look at yer pics they r good, cant say i no any1 in them , hope u an all the family r well ,
take care love ann x
Hi John!!!!! Im so lazy only gettin bk to u now!
U feelin better?? Av my drivin test comin up soon lol nitemare!!! U still in the city then? Lovin my job apart from one consultant but theres always the one aint there.........
Any hols planned?? x
Just sending some love from your family in the states. Miss you and love you. David says "Up Yours too" Man U rules... If you're not a Manc then you're a wank
Georgie Best Rules!