DO THISS!
(1)FIND THE THIRD LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME:
A=I LICKED
B=I KILLED
C=I FUCKED
D=I WANKED
E=I SUCKED
F=I PUNCHED
G=I SPAT ON
H=I GAVE DRUGS TO
I=I SMELLED
J=I PULLED
K=I ATE
L=I SAT ON
M=I POKED
N=I WENT ON A DATE WITH
O=I TIED UP
P=I PISSED ON
Q=I SUNG TO
R=I FELL IN LOVE WITH
S=I HUMPED
T=I HARASSED
U=I MADE A MOVE ON
V=I STALKED
W=I KICKED
X=I LAFFED AT
Y=I SCREAMED AT
Z=I WANKED OVER

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR STREET NAME
A=A CAT
B=A LOLLYPOP
C=A TREE
D=A SHEEP
E=A MAN
F=A PROZZIE
G=A NURSE
H=MY MUM
I=THE QUEEN
J=A DILDO
K=A WOMAN
L=A FISH
M=MY EX
N=A TRAMP
O=MY TEACHER
P=MY DAD
Q=BRITNEY SPEARS
R=AN ACTIONMAN
S=MY DOG
T=A BANANA
U=A VIBRATOR
V=A 70 YR OLD GRANNY
W=SOME CHEESE
X=A CUCUMBER
Y=A FOOTBALL
Z=A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE

FIND THE COLOUR OF WHAT KNICKERS/BOXERS YOU HAVE ON:
WHITE=IN A CINEMA
BLACK=IN A CHINESE
PINK=IN A PLANE TOILET
BLUE=ON THE LONDON EYE
YELLOW= ON A BUS
ORANGE=ON LIVE TV
GREY=IN MY MUMS ROOM
PURPLE=ON MY ROOF
GREEN=WHEN I WAS SEVEN
RED=ON A MAIN ROAD
BROWN=IN A TAXI
OTHER=UNDERNEATH A SCHOOL DESK

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF YOUR HAIR:
BLACK=BECAUSE IT TURNS ME ON
BLONDE=BECAUSE MY MUM TOLD ME TO
GINGER=BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO
BROWN=BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB
OTHER=BECAUSE I'M WIERD

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99 things About ME
.1 Name: [Jordan Carroll]
2. Nicknames: [Jordiniho]
3. Birthday: [23rd , january 92]
4. Place of Birth: [tameside manchester]
5. Zodiac Sign: [aquarias]
6. Male or female: [male]
7. Grade: [Yr 11]
8. School: [aint a clue what the name is its spanish]
9. Occupation: [student]
10.Residence: [Calle Tenerife]
11.MSN Screen Name: [jordan*]

Your Appearance

12. Hair Colour: [Brown]
13. Hair Length: [short]
14. Eye colour: [hazel]
15. Weight: [bwt 7 or 8]
16. Height: [5ft 11]
17. Braces? [no]
18. Glasses? [no]
19. Piercings: [no]
20. Tattoos: [no]
21. Righty or Lefty: [Righty]

Your 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: [Dunno Cnt Memba]
23. First Award: [aint a clue]
24. First Sport You Joined: [football team]
25. First pet: [cant memba]
26. First Real Vacation: [ibiza]
27. First Concert: [The Game]
28. First Love: [memory aint tht gd]

Favourites

29. Movie: [You Got Served]
30. TV programme: [Hollyoaks]
31. Colour: [white red black]
32. Rapper: [kanye west]
33. Band: [artic monkeys]
34. Song: [good life]
35. Friend: [jake,ollie, nick, mikki n all the girls]
36. Sweets: [tooty frutys]
37. Sport: [football]
38. Restaurant: [tandori kitchen ]
39. Favourite brand: [Mckenzie,lacoste, peter werth, airmax360]
40. Store: [Envy or JD]
41. School Subject: [BTEC sports]
42. Animal: [Dog]
43. Book: [Dont read]
44. Magazine: [maxpower]
45. Shoes: [lacoste]

Currently

46. Feeling: [tired ]
47. Single or Taken: [single]
48. Have a crush: [Yeah]
49. Eating: [Nothin]
50. Drinking: [Nothin]
51. Typing: [nothin lol]
52. Online? [Yeah]
53. Listening To: [kanye west]
54. Thinking About: [MANCHESTER]
55. Wanting To: [Go To MANCHESTER]
56. Watching: [The Computer]
57. Wearing: [Black airmax360 trakibottoms]

Your Future

58. Want Kids? [Yeah]
59. Want to be married? [Yeah]
60. Careers in Mind: [sports teacher or mechanics ]
61. Where do you want to live: [Gran Canaria]
62. Car: [alfa romero gt ]

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex

63. Hair colour: [brown or blonde]
65. Eye colour: [blue or green]
66. Measurments: [Any,]
67. Cute or Sexy: [Sexy And Bit Cute]
68. Lips or Eyes: [Eyes]
69. Hugs or Kisses: [Hugs]
70. Short or Tall: [not boverd]
71. Easygoing or serious: [easygoing but sumtyms serious]
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: [both]
73. Fatty or Skinny: [skinny but sumat to hold on to]
74. Sensitive or Loud: [bit of both]
75. Hook-up or Relationship: [relationship]
76. Sweet or Caring: [both]
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: [a bit of a trouble maker]

Have you ever

78. Kissed a Stranger: [nope]
79. Had Alcohol: [too much]
80. Smoked: [Yes]
81. Ran Away From Home: [Yes]
82. Broken a bone: [yyh 2]
83. Got an X-ray: [Yhh]
84. Been with someone: [Yhh]
85. Broken Someones Heart: [dnt know]
86. Broke Up With Someone: [Yhh]
87. Cried When Someone Died: [Yhhhhhhhh]
88. Cried At School: [myt ov dun wen i was i kid but memba it]

Do You Believe In

89. God: [not sure]
90. Miracles: [yh]
91. Love At First sight: [Yh]
92. Ghosts: [Yhh]
93. Aliens: [Nope]
94. Soul Mates: [Yeah]
95. Heaven: [Yeah]
96. Hell: [Nope]
97. Angels: [Yeah]
98. Kissing on The First Date: [Yeah]
99. Horoscopes: [Definately]

i want to take this moment to ryt a lil poem.....


A kiss blown
Is a kiss wasted
Because a kiss
Aint a kiss
Untill a kiss is tasted