What Are Friends For?
Last night, as I sat in the Kitchen eating Hotdogs and watching House, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a(n) running sound. It was my cute friend Christopher. He told me that he couldn't solve the 17 problems that Mr. Hospo had assigned for homework.

I'm pretty hot in math, so it took me only 98 minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your book.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my lemur ran over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested secretly.

“Oh my God! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call Taylor Swift,” he shouted.

I don't know why Christopher was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Equally unexpectedly, the woman’s husband also comes home. Panicking, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy - “I have a football.”
Man - “That’s nice.”
Boy - “Want to buy it?”
Man - “No, thanks.”
Boy - “My dad’s outside.”
Man - “OK, how much?”
Boy - “£250″

A few weeks later, the same situation occurs and the boy and his mother’s lover end up in the cupboard again.

Boy - “Dark in here.”
Man - “Yes, it is.”
Boy - “I have football boots.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy - “£750″
Man - “Sold.”

A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.”

The father says, “What?! How much did you sell them for?”
Boy - “£1,000.”

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. That was a very wrong thing to do, son. I think we ought to pay a visit to the church and ask the Lord to forgive you for your greed.”

They go to the church and the father seats the little boy in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

And the man said "Don't start that again, your in my cupboard now"

*I bet you don't know that I'm terrified of the dark, & that everytime I think of you, I smile. I bet you don't know that I love thunderstorms, and I love dancing in the rain. or how much I laugh with my friends & how much I truly enjoy happiness. I bet you don't know how tickilish I am or how I can't make desicions&+how it drives me crazy when you look into my eyes. I bet you didn't know that I would do anything to be with you. But mostly I bet you didn't know I love you

*Why does it always seem that we love the people we CANT have.!!?

*i'm the girl who would [run] around my house for an hour looking for my sunglasses when i find that they're on my head.
i'm the girl who would [scream] hi at the top of my lungs just to see that the person wasn't my friend.
i'm the girl who would [grab] a strangers hand if i thought i was falling.
i'm that girl. the weird one.
i'm not weird. i'm just not like you.
i'm that girl. that freaky one.
i'm not a freak. i'm just a free spirit.
love me or hate me, i'm still gonna shine.

*Here's to the kids who try their hardest be good enough for everyone;
Who spend hours reading random love quotes to find the right one;
Who wait online for that one certain person to sign on just to say hello;
Who listen to the same song dozens of times because the lyrics mean alot;
Who deserve so much more than they get and are willing to fight for it..
And whose wish upon a shooting star was wasted on someone that will
never care.

*find a guy who doesn't care if u laugh loudly,
chew with your mouth open, sing off key,cry
at the movies, or act like an insane person...
&& all it does is make him love you even more

*A boy and a girl. Best friends. They knew everything about eachother, cheered eachother up when they needed it.They talked all the time, they would stand up for eachother and help eachother through it all. They knew so much. But what they didnt know was that they both were perfect for eachother

*No I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you

*A best friend is someone who screams to you in the hallways saying " I LOVE YOU!" not caring if anyone thinks they're lesbian, only caring that you hear them everytime

*.he's like a drug
.i walk the long way to class just to see him
.i'll skip class for him
.i would ditch my friends to see him
but for what...just for him to ignore me

*I do still love him... but should I really let the person that hurt me more back in my life????

*sometimes, I wish you'd pay
more attention to my favorite
songs because the lyrics sing
words i'm too scared to say

*If a simple song makes you break down and cry, then you know you're losing it.

I will add more later