Palace Songs
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be, should I be Palace should I be Brighton? Here's what she said ot me, 'Go wash your mouth out son, go get your fathers gun and shoot the Brighton sum, shoot the Brighton scum!

Elo Elo, we are the Palace Boys, Elo Elo we are the Palace Boys, and if you are a Brighton fan surrender or you'll die, we all follow the Palace, Elo Elo we are the Palace Boys, Elo Elo!

We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall, we hate Millwall and we hate MillwalL, we hate Millwall and we hate Millwall, we are Millwall haters WE HATE MILLWALL! WE HATE MILLWALL!

We hate Brighton and we hate Brighton, we hate Brighton and we hate Brighton, we hate Brighton and we hate Brighton, we are Brighton haters WE HATE BRIGHTON! WE HATE BRIGHTON!

If you really fucking hate them clap your hands (clap, clap) if you really fucking hate them clap your hands (clap, clap)if you really fucking hate them, really fucking hate them, really fucking hate them clap your hands (clap, clap)

From Selhurst, we are Palace, super Palace, we are Palace from Selhurst
We are Palace, we are Palace, super Palace, from Selhurst, we are Palace, super Palace, we are Palace, we are Palace from Selhurst

You say that you love me
You say that you love me

All of the time
All of the time

You say that you need me
You say that you need me

You'll always be mine
You'll always be mine

And I'm feeling,(clap, clap) Glad All Over, Yes I'm (clap, clap)
Glad All Over baby I'm (clap, clap) Glad All over so glad your mine

Oh South Lon-don
Oh South Lon-don

Is won-der-ful
Is won-der-ful

Oh South London is wonderful, it's for the tits, fanny and Palace, oh South London wonderful

Oh Ber-mond-sey
Oh Ber-mond-sey

Is full of shit
Is full of shit

Oh Bermondesy is full of shit, it's full of shit, shit and more shit, oh Bermondsey is full of shit

We all fol-low the Pa-lace, over land and sea and Brighton, we all fol-low the Pal-ace, on to vic-tory, all to-gether now, we all fol-low the Pa-lace over land and sea and Brighton, we all fol-low the Pa-lace on to vic-tory, all to-gether now

My old man said be a Millwall fan, I said fuck, shit, bollocks your a cunt

Walking down the Holmesdale Road, to see the Palace aces oh yes, should have seen it coming, everywhere was Red & Blue, everyone was running, all the lads and lasses all smily faces, walking down the Holmesdale Road to see the Palace aces, oh yes

The famous Alan Mullery went to Rome to see the Pope, the famous Alan Mullery went to Rome to see the Pope, famous Alan Mullery went to Rome to see the Pope, and this is what he said FUCK OFF, who's that that team we call the Pa-lace? who's that team we all adore? we're the boys in Red & Blue and who the fucking hell are you?
And Ron Noades mother is a whore, WWWHHHOOORRREEE, DDDIIIRRRTTTYYY WWHHHOOORREE, SLAG, CUNT, CUM DRINKING SSSLLLUUUTTT

You are my Pa-lace, my only Pa-lace, you make me ha-ppy when skies are gray, you'll never no-tice how much I love you, until you've ta-ken my Pa-lace away. La la la la la, oe, la la la la, oe oe, la la la la la,oe, la la la la la, la la la lala la lala la la, You are my Pa-lace, my only Pa-lace, you make me ha-ppy when skies are gray, you'll never no-tice how much I love you, til you've ta-ken my Pa-lace a-way.

Who the fuck is Ian Dowie, Who the fuck is Ian Dowie, Who the fuck is Ian Dowie, He's takin Charlton DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!!!!