Stupid Questions
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can't it get you out?

If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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