BEST GIRLO FRIENDO

CAN YOU ANSWER 40 THINGS ABOUT YOUR BEST GIRL-FRIEND?

1) What's their name?
Siobhan Ann Mann

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, my big goon of a drummer (love you babey)

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Im afraid of they people in the costumes, but she'd get me through it haha

4) How old were you when you first met?
16 ya basssssss

5) Do you know their secrets?
Too many of them

6) Is this person older than you?
Yep, but dont let her hear me say that haha

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
20 hours and 57 minutes ago... Not that I'm counting or nothin

9) Are you related to this person?
Nope

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
Question 2 ya knobbbbb... Duh!!!

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
Im her Wee Sexy, shes my Shuv Shuvs

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
Think so... Havn't updated ma pics in aaaaaaaaaaaaages

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
Everyday

14) Do you think they will repost this?
She's already done it, and Im doin it cos she'd kill me if I didnt haha

15) Could you live with this person?
Pfffft... No Chance... Ko!!!

16) Why is this person your best girl pal?
She's just class... Enough said

17) Have you seen this person cry?
She doesnt think I saw her the other day but I did

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
Ann aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
Of course... She gets me hefty discounts with her amazin chebs hahahaha

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Nope... Oh wait... Aye!!!!

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
Where do I start... Lifts everywhere, Christmas Pressies, Days Out, Everlasting Love haha

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Im stupid and shes blonde, so more than likely

24) Do you know everything about this person?
I Think So

25) Does this person have a job?
Too many bloody jobs!!!!... But were doin somethin about that

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
Nope ... But I've got Biga Rrrrrrrrross... Yas!!!

27) Do you think you will be best chums forever?
Hopefully... It would take an act of God to part us

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
Dinner!!!... hahahaha

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Aye maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
All the time... Its Big Ross!!!

31) is she on drugs?
Seems like it sometimes, but shes just like that

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Cough Cough

34) Have you and your chum made up a hand shake?
Nope, but weeeeeeeeeeeeell doin that now!!!

35) Have you and your chum done prank calls together?
If you can count bammin up the Cullen, then aye

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
Hmmmmmmmmm, yep hahahaha

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
Unfortunately yes ... Ko!!!... Voice of an angel... HA!!!

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
Aye maaaaaaaaan... Ya basssssssssss... Yer nothin but a knobbbbbbbbbb knobhead nannyface

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
Yes, but she doesnt know mine

40) Do you know who this person likes or who he is going out with?
KA-WES-TEEEEE-ON 2!!!!!!!... FUCKIN LISTEN KNOBHEAD!!!!!!!

__About Me__

1.Full Name: Fraser Purdie
2.Nicknames: Fraggle, Fraggleito, Teddy Bear, Super Vanilla Bear, Cutestuff
3.Birthday: 28th January
4.Place Of Birth: Bellshill
5.Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
6.Male Or Female: Male
7.Grade: A Big One
8.School: No School, Just Experience
9.Occupation: Postman By Day, Musician The Rest Of The Time
10.Residence: Coatbridge
11.MSN Screen Name: Super Vanilla Bear - Superbad Comrade

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Dark Brown
13. Hair Length: Short and Always Changing
14. Eye color: Pure Deep Blue
15. Weight: Dont Know, havn't weighed myself in years
16. Height: Same height as Tom Cruise... YAS!!!
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Aye, I Make Them Look Good
19. Piercings: Ad look like fuckin Right Sed Fred so Naw!!!
20. Tattoos: A self design on ma left arm
21. Righty or Lefty: Used to be a lefty but now a righty... Long Story

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Cobb
23. First Award: Oooof, av got hunners
24. First Sport: Football
25. First pet: Budgie named Joey
26. First Real Vacation: Barbados
27. First Concert: Staind (slit my wrists a belter)
28. First Love: Nosy Bastard!!!

___ Favorites___

29. Movies: Hunners... cant even name them
30. TV programme: Also hunners... Lost, Top Gear, Shameless, Heroes, Friday Night Lights etc
31. Color: Yellow or Red, cannae beat them
32. Rapper: Timbaland (legend)
33. Band: Ahahahaha!!!... Goo Goo Dolls
34. Song Right Now: John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland
35. Friends: Roy, Junior, Jfizz, Ross n loads more
36. Sweet: Cant beat peanut MnMs
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restuarant: Anywhere as long as its good
39. Favorite brand: Anythin That Looks The Business
40. Store: River Island, Open, USC, Gravity etc
41. School Subject: Art
42. Animal: Mr Shark... Worlds most lethal predator
43. Book: Book?
44. Magazine: FHM... Thats About It
45. Shoes: If The Shoe Fits... Badoom Ch!!!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Like I need to put my guitar down and take a shit... Yas!!
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: No Thanks, Ive Just Ate... Haha
49. Eating: My Guitar Plectrum
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: Guess (Idiot)
52. Online?: Aye... talkin to ma main man Jam
53. Listening To: Tiesto Podcast
54. Thinking About: An answer to this question
55. Wanting To: Get a Nip ASAP!!!... Haha
56. Watching: Nothin... Am Typin This!!!!
57. Wearing: My Scrubs, Transformer FCUK Tshirt, Boxers... Thats It

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Aye... Just Like Gypo... Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!
59. Want to be Married?: Aye... Just Like Gypo... Aaaaaaaaaahahaha!!!
60. Careers in Mind: No idea what am studyin to do... Rockstar
61. Where do you want to live: I Want To See The World... So Anywhere The Road Takes Me
62. Car: GT500... Old School Sweetcheeks

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dont Care
64. Hair length: Hair style doesnt really matter either
65. Eye color: Nice eyes... Unusual Ones like dark green or really light blue
66. Measurments: Measurements dont matter either
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute with a sexy side
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Am the one wa the minted hugs... She jus has to be a good kisser
70. Short or Tall: Dont mind either way
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy Going and Serious when needs be
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Bit of both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Just right, the ladies got to have curves
74. Sensitive or Loud: Haha... I'm both, so probably the same
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Start off wa a Hook-up and go from there
76. Sweet or Caring: They both come under the same category twat
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Dont mind a bit of a trouble maker, usually creates more of a laugh

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Probably, drink'll do that
79. Had Alcohol: AHAHAHAHAHA!!
80. Smoked: Nope
81. Ran Away From Home: No chance... av got it good in ma gaff
82. Broken a bone: Never... I

I was recently watching the Music Channels and began to wonder... Are these reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hot girls you see in the big papa rappers and dance legends music videos for real?!!... I decided to investigate this matter further to enfuse my curiosity into one big orgy of facts facts facts!

Item 1: Cascada:... A girl this beautiful couldnt possibly exist could she? After a quick google search I found she was in fact real and German apparently, (which I find highly suspicious considering not once have I heard "Ich Leibe Dich" or Ich HeiBe Cascada" once in her current releases... Hmmmmm). But, facts are facts... Verdict: Real.

Item 2: Rap Video Girls:... Possibly some of the hottest girls to "walk" across your eyeballs with their perfect figures, pouting lips and "pop pop" asses. As much as I searched, the internet and my "Pimp Of The Month Membership" brought me nothing but brick walls in my search to find a real one... Verdict: Perhaps robots built in a secret DefJam lab or by the Pimp My Ride guys after hours... Pimp My Bride perhaps?

Item 3: The Michael Gray Video Girls:... Some of the hottest videos possibly ever! With their little secretary raunchyness plastered right on that big screen for your dancing/viewing pleasure. In further inspection of these videos however, deciet was once again afoot to stir my findings as I found there were sewed seams running up from their tailbone to their neck... Tut tut... Verdict: Ugly girls bred on a remote Shetland Island and dressed in a hot burd outfit jus to save them lookin for the real thing.

Item 4: Michael Jacksons Dancers From Thriller:... These were in fact real zombies, ugly ones but real ones believe it or not. It was actually the cast from Happy Days, The Brady Bunch and Little House On The Prairie that he had kept locked in the fairground round his gaff, and used at Christmas to entertain the guests as the freakshow... Verdict: Freaky Deaky Zombie Chicks.

In conclusion, girls as hot as music video girls do not in fact exist. No matter how hard you try to deny this fact they are just an optical illusion masterminded by Davie Blane and his Magical Entendre to make you think there are superduperfantascilatious girls out there in the real world. So a word of caution to you all: Music video girls are rarely real and are in fact figments of your imagination cooked up by your subconcious for your viewing pleasure.

Note: This blog is just the ramblings of a crazy man, it is not to be taken seriously in any wave or form. There are a lot of reeeeeeeeally pretty girls out there, (just not in coatbridge ahahahahaha... just kiddin )