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- Conner
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Excerpt from the forthcoming working class teen romance novel "Gelled Fringes and Wet Minges"
...as the others left, Nix suddenly realised it was just her and Big Smitz alone in the bushes. Nix felt a rush of anticipation. Would tonight be the night Big Smitz finally made his move? She looked at him, standing proud in the newest blue Lacoste tracksuit, his fingers adorned with large gold sovereign rings tightly grasping his bottle of Big Beastie, his gelled spikey fringe playfuly peeking out from under his baseball cap. It was easy to see why he was the talk of the girls' toilets.
It was just then that Big Smitz stepped closer. Nix was tingling through her whole body now. She tried to cover the fact her breathing was getting deeper, but wasn't sure if it was working. How could it? Big Smitz standing over you would be enough to make any girl go wild with desire.
Then he said it.
"You wantin pumped, or sumthin?"
Nix let out a gasp. Then, lip trembling, she replied "Aye, go fur it"
A smile crept across Big Smitz's acne scarred face and he said softly, "Quality, man".
Big Smitz wasted no time. After resting his bottle of Big Beastie on a tree stump, he hastily unzipped and removed her tracksuit top and pulled her t-shirt over her head. Nix became even more turned on by the fact he could do this so quickly without catching her large hooped earrings. He knew what he was doing.
"Let's git yer tits oot" he said whilst removing her bra. He hurled it into a shrub before he started kissing her breasts. Nix was begining to lose control of inhibitions. "Aw, fuckin brilliant" she approved, breathless. Smitz stood up and and began passionately kissing her. She could feel his swollen manhood pressing against her. He must have been at least five inches, by far the biggest she's come across thus far.
"You've got a text, It'sa niiice!" Declared a poorly impersonated Borat voice. Smitz, still kissing her, retrieved his mobile phone from his pocket and read the text behind her head. "Hoo's that?" Nix enquired.
"Charlene's wantin ridden an aw, but ah heard she's got herpes so she can git tae fuck!"
Nix laughed at her friend's misfortune as Smitz pulled her tracksuit bottoms and Winnie the Pooh thong down in one movement. It was then she noticed Smitz had laid her tracksuit top out on the ground to prevent her getting dirty when she lay down. A bad boy and a gentleman, any girl's dream combination.
As she lay down and removed her shoes and socks, followed by the tracksuit bottoms and thong that were still around her ankles, she noticed how damp she had become. Smitz positioned himself on his knees between between her now spread legs. He admired her pink slit. "Nice gash" he commented before working first one, then two sovereign ring clad fingers inside her. "You're fucking soaking" he informed her. Nix was breathing very heavily now. She stretched out and grasped nearby branches in ecstasy as he gently probed and explored every inch of her femininity. She tilted her head back, her eyes rolling back into her head. Suddenly, she felt a different, although not unpleasant, sensation. She looked down to see Smitz was pleasuring her with his bottle of Big Beastie whilst recording the act with his mobile. "That's just fur me" he explained. Nix was too caught up in the passion of the moment to care.
Smitz slid his tracksuit bottoms and Calvin Klien boxer shorts halfway down his thigh, exposing his manhood which was standing proudly at about the five inches she had felt earlier. "Your gittin pumped" he informed her.
"Have ye got a johnny?" she enquired
"Aye, bolt" Smitz retorted as he leaned forward and entered her. He immediately began thrusting rapidly, and after about 15 to 20 seconds of passion, he removed himself and shuffled on his knees to a kneeling position over her chest. He pleasured himself for a few seconds before delivering thick, creamy jets of his seed all over her face. Nix knew her make-up was ruined. "Whay! At least ah saved ye a trip tae Boots the morra, eh hen?"
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St Andrews day is approaching, and what better way to celebrate than with a legendary Garage School disco Join in the fun with face painting, tuck shop, bouncy castle and crazy games Come as your school netball, hockey or football team be creative Sunday 29th November, doors 11pm, drinks from £1 Free entry for all college students! Fancy some midweek fun Garage is open 7 nights a week! Yuptae on Tuesday? Tuesday night can fill your midweek craving with a mix of music to tingle your sensations drinks from £1 doors from 11pm, plus FREE entry for all Caledonian Students! C u there German Sausage x
Hey man! Did use have a we reunion night! I wasnt i the country but for shizzle give me a shout ifwe plan another i think christman time1 x
heyyy u going oot on thur for ma b-day hope u can make it, text micinnes or eddie for details x x x
awryt shagger town either the moz or saturday m8 ill gee u a bell the moz. strippers then dancing
awryt mr cole hw u doin? still got ur spare ticket for friday? much you selling it for? x
Alrite pal x how's things ? Up 4 a wee nite out to Ian brown, complete stone roses or madness or sumthing ? We'll try and get some of the ekgta boys to cum? X gd to see every1 again and see how they are gettin on?
Missing the summer already German Sausage? Well it returns for 1 night only on Sunday October 4th at The Garage!!!! Think beach party meets UV night
With live UV Poi Dancers and UV body paint, it's sure to be a night you won't want to miss
! Doors from 10:30pm, drinks from £1! Check out our blog for info on our Attic Weekender. Thur 24th Sep - Sun 27th. Live bands and DJ's come together to bring you the finest in brit pop and celebrate the triumphant return of Blur! Drinks from £1 and doors from 11pm
Also don't forget to throw on your sombrero and your tash this Thursday for FIESTA FIESTA! Bucking bronco, drinks from £1 and some good old Garage banter! Come join in the fun
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